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Is this fucking week over yet?

First, go see my guest post over at Tracy’s. You can also see the full image here.

Secondly, go wish Britt’s son Devin a happy birthday!

Thirdly, today is supposedly some blog crush day where you talk about your secret blog crush. Google it if you want more information – I’m too lazy. And while I have way too many blog crushes to list one in particular, I do expect several people to use their entire post today talking about me as their blog crush. Or there will be punishment!

Finally, I went to a friend’s graduation from nursing school today over in Daytona Beach. The ceremony was quick, and it was nice seeing him get some recognition. On my drive home, since I was tired, I was blasting the radio and had the windows down, like usual. Flipping through the stations, I came across “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor. For some reason, this song struck a chord, and I started singing. Loudly. And there may have been some dancing going on, too. I pulled up to a stop light in full-on gay diva dance mode and looked to my right. There was a car with four girls in it, all of the windows down, and they were listening to the same radio station and dancing and singing themselves. We glanced at each other, shared a moment, and finished the song in unison. Then, I went home, watched sports, grabbed my crotch, and watched lesbian porn. Is there anything else I should do to get my man card back?

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33 Replies to “Is this fucking week over yet?”

  1. Avitable

    Tracy, I was shaking my groove thang!

    Amanda, no, usually I’m very, very manly.

    Girl, Dislocated, if by Tony, you mean me!

    ADW, you’d better be one of them, bitchcakes.

    Jay, I should go outside and fool around with the engine of my car, too, shouldn’t I?

    HG5, I’d hope so!

    Amy, you gave my balls to your pussy?

    Britt, easier to manipulate me and make me do everything you want me to do?

    Mr. Fabulous, it’s true. Did I mock you for car dancing? I don’t remember that. I think it’s a noble thing, actually.

    NYCWD, yes. You can crush on Youtube, but that will apply to the millions of users, all at once.

  2. y not i

    “a car with four girls in it….”

    The fact that you didn’t even consider a wild orgy at this point (gay diva mode or not) is evidence that your man card is long, long gone.

  3. hellohahanarf

    regarding blog crushes (since i don’t have a blog i am listing them here…in NO particular order).

    avi
    britt
    jester
    killer
    fabby
    mist

    so, what does it say about me that i have two married men, one gay man, two women and only one single guy as my crushes?

  4. Amy

    @ Britt’s Mom – do you happen to have any video of this singing? Email me!!!

    And, yes, Adam, I gave your balls to my pussy… cat and she’s smacking them around the kitchen on the cold, hard tile as we speak. This was the best Christmas present Britt could have ever sent me!!!!

  5. Avitable

    RW, great. Now I have to go out and buy some wrenches!

    Y not I, oh, I considered it.

    Metalmom, but I don’t like beans and I don’t believe in farting.

    Hello, that might just work! And I’ll choose to believe that you have favorites in a very particular order.

    Poppy, no you were just supposed to post all about me.

    Jer, that’s a good way of looking at it.

    Tug, dirty grandma!

    ADW, it does seem to be very fitting.

    Crystal, what’s Coventry?

    Mom, yeah, I know. But he’s already got a girlish figure.

    Amy, so it’s the same thing you do to Mike’s balls?

    Wayne, because I’m your real crush. Clearly.

    Hilly, I knew it.

    Robin, yeah? You’re too forgiving of Erik, though.

    Liquid, he doesn’t like being Santa.

    Preposterous, oh, I already have my own!

    Gecko, do I write my name in the snow/sand with a pencil or a stick or something?

    TrishK, so Disney is pussifying?

    CMG, ewwww! Snot rockets? Gross.

    Sybil Law, I’m three days late in replying, so it’s okay.

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