Comments on: Starcocks http://www.avitable.com/2007/12/19/starcocks/ Where tact goes to die Fri, 10 Feb 2012 06:08:52 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: vulgarwizard http://www.avitable.com/2007/12/19/starcocks/#comment-16579 vulgarwizard Mon, 24 Dec 2007 18:26:49 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/12/19/starcocks/#comment-16579 *lmfao* @ chickenfucker :xmas4: *lmfao* @ chickenfucker
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]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2007/12/19/starcocks/#comment-16408 Avitable Fri, 21 Dec 2007 03:23:22 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/12/19/starcocks/#comment-16408 <b>Preposterous</b>, maybe not so desperate, but just really horny. <b>Lisa</b>, damned eggnog lobby! <b>Cheryl</b>, there is. It has caramel in it. Preposterous, maybe not so desperate, but just really horny.

Lisa, damned eggnog lobby!

Cheryl, there is. It has caramel in it.

]]> By: Cheryl http://www.avitable.com/2007/12/19/starcocks/#comment-16400 Cheryl Fri, 21 Dec 2007 00:22:31 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/12/19/starcocks/#comment-16400 Coffee probably is cheaper than eggnog because it's grown in depleted rain forests by people who are paid dirt. That said, I wish there was such thing as a Milky Way Latte. I'd be all over that. Coffee probably is cheaper than eggnog because it’s grown in depleted rain forests by people who are paid dirt.

That said, I wish there was such thing as a Milky Way Latte. I’d be all over that.

]]> By: Lisa http://www.avitable.com/2007/12/19/starcocks/#comment-16395 Lisa Thu, 20 Dec 2007 22:23:40 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/12/19/starcocks/#comment-16395 Yes, because of eggnog. The bastards in Corporate America are all drunk on eggnog. It totally stresses me out man...totally. Yes, because of eggnog. The bastards in Corporate America are all drunk on eggnog.

It totally stresses me out man…totally.

]]> By: Preposterous Ponderings http://www.avitable.com/2007/12/19/starcocks/#comment-16388 Preposterous Ponderings Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:13:04 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/12/19/starcocks/#comment-16388 Hearing the word chickenfucker makes me think of a desperate farmer. Hearing the word chickenfucker makes me think of a desperate farmer.

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2007/12/19/starcocks/#comment-16382 Avitable Thu, 20 Dec 2007 20:58:51 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/12/19/starcocks/#comment-16382 <b>Lynda</b>, exactly. They're. All. Chickenfuckers. <b>Y2K</b>, fucktard is another good word for them. <b>Oh The Joys</b>, but my wife likes Starbucks too much. <b>Lisa</b>, because of eggnog? <b>RaeJane</b>, I think you should. They'd probably make it for you, too. Lynda, exactly. They’re. All. Chickenfuckers.

Y2K, fucktard is another good word for them.

Oh The Joys, but my wife likes Starbucks too much.

Lisa, because of eggnog?

RaeJane, I think you should. They’d probably make it for you, too.

]]> By: RaeJane http://www.avitable.com/2007/12/19/starcocks/#comment-16378 RaeJane Thu, 20 Dec 2007 19:06:03 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/12/19/starcocks/#comment-16378 I'm worried I may order a 'chickenfucker' next time I'm at Starbucks. I’m worried I may order a ‘chickenfucker’ next time I’m at Starbucks.

]]> By: Lisa http://www.avitable.com/2007/12/19/starcocks/#comment-16377 Lisa Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:54:24 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/12/19/starcocks/#comment-16377 This is exactly why I just walked out of the corporate world a few days ago. This is exactly why I just walked out of the corporate world a few days ago.

]]> By: Oh, The Joys http://www.avitable.com/2007/12/19/starcocks/#comment-16374 Oh, The Joys Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:25:34 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/12/19/starcocks/#comment-16374 Independent coffee seller next time. Independent coffee seller next time.

]]> By: Y2K Survivor http://www.avitable.com/2007/12/19/starcocks/#comment-16370 Y2K Survivor Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:11:04 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2007/12/19/starcocks/#comment-16370 SO I kind of have this hearing problem that only bothers me when there is back gound noise that will drown out voices. I go to this little coffee shop in a small town I service for a meeting. I ask for their biggest latte with heavy cream. Yes as a diabetic I try to low carb and have both feet in my later years. The genius behind the counter asks if I want something like a Brevita? Now the fact I don't really remember the term should point out the level of importance I have in "using their language." I said, "Noooo a really big latte with heavy cream." Again I am asked if I would like a Brevita. Now I have ordered this drink for a couple of years and never had a problem and I am trying not to add sugary flavors (even thought I REALLY want them) so I repeat my order when the Oklahoma twin to your Floridian chicken fucker says, A Brevita is a latte with heavy cream. What would you like to order?" The term I thought of at the time is one I learned from Hot Coffee Girl. Fucktard! BTW according to http://students.bus.oregonstate.edu/BARCN090/website/lingo.htm a Brevita is a coffee drink with half the expresso. It says nuttin bout heavy cream. Chicken fucking fucktard SO I kind of have this hearing problem that only bothers me when there is back gound noise that will drown out voices. I go to this little coffee shop in a small town I service for a meeting. I ask for their biggest latte with heavy cream. Yes as a diabetic I try to low carb and have both feet in my later years. The genius behind the counter asks if I want something like a Brevita? Now the fact I don’t really remember the term should point out the level of importance I have in “using their language.” I said, “Noooo a really big latte with heavy cream.” Again I am asked if I would like a Brevita. Now I have ordered this drink for a couple of years and never had a problem and I am trying not to add sugary flavors (even thought I REALLY want them) so I repeat my order when the Oklahoma twin to your Floridian chicken fucker says, A Brevita is a latte with heavy cream. What would you like to order?”

The term I thought of at the time is one I learned from Hot Coffee Girl. Fucktard!

BTW according to http://students.bus.oregonstate.edu/BARCN090/website/lingo.htm a Brevita is a coffee drink with half the expresso. It says nuttin bout heavy cream. Chicken fucking fucktard

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