My eyes are bothering me, I think I'm getting sick, Amy's in bed coughing up her lungs, so I'm going to be lazy today and just post a quick meme. It's a clever twist on the iTunes/iPod meme that was going around. And it's eerie how many of them can be interpreted to answer the question!
Rules: Put your music player on shuffle, press forward for each question and use the song title as the answer.
What does next year have in store for me?
Low, by Coldplay
What's my love life like?
Youth of America, by The Muffs
What do I say when life gets hard?
Every Breath You Take, by The Police
What do you think of on waking up?
Smiley faces, by Gnarls Barkley
What song will I dance to at my wedding?
Explosivo, by Tenacious D
What do you want as a career?
Cherry Blossom Girl, by Air
Your favorite saying?
Blister in the Sun, by Violent Femmes
Favorite place?
Foreclosure of a Dream, by Megadeth
What do you think of your parents?
Gunshy, by Liz Phair
What's your porn star name?
Doughnut, by Lillix
Where would you go on a first date?
I Looked At You, by The Doors
Drug of choice?
Artificial Sweetener, by No Doubt
Describe yourself.
I Can't, by Radiohead
What is the thing i like doing most?
One of Those Girls, by Avril Lavigne
What is my state of mind like at the moment?
Now, Right Now, by The Reverend Horton Heat
How will I die?
Right Between The Eyes, by Garbage
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OMG, your porn star name is Doughnut? That is too funny.
Comments by ADW
Best answer, hands down?
What's my love life like?
Youth of America, by The Muffs
Comments by Gwen
Well isn't that special!
Comments by Amy
oh doughnut, you have some fantastic answers there! i think i love your ipod.
describe you. i can't.
love it!
Comments by hellohahanarf
I'm totally going to call you doughnut now
Comments by Amanda
Drug of choice was particularly apt, I though :D
And did you? Dance to Explosivo at your wedding?
Comments by Dee
You've sure got some strange tastes in music...
Comments by Kentucky Girl
That was neat! I have to try this someday.
Comments by Girl, Dislocated
Getting sick? Want me to come down and care for you in that special way that only a man can care for another man?
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
Until I put a CD in it doesn't come up with anything. Duh.
Comments by RW
A Cherry Blossom Girl named Doughnut!!!! LOL!!!!
Comments by metalmom
Dude, with as much Diet Coke you drink, the drug of choice answer was quite appropriate!
iPod... the new magic 8-ball!
Get better, sweetie. Here, this might do the trick...
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
ADW, sweet on the inside and filled with a sticky substance?
Gwen, yeah, that is a good one, too.
Amy, special like retarded? Fucker.
Hello, Doughnut is only my professional stage name.
Amanda, only when you watch Avitable 2: The Cockening.
Dee, we did not dance to Explosivo, unfortunately.
KG, I didn't think there was anything that strange there. Well, maybe an OLD lady like yourself might think so! :D
Girl, Dislocated, it was a fun one to do.
Mr. Fabulous, oh, you mean like you took care of Mrs. Fab and got her deathly ill?
RW, I know you have an iPod. C'mon. Admit it.
Metalmom, that's me in a nutshell.
CMG, yeah, the drug of choice was perfect! And Diet Coke is usually my cure-all for everything, but apparently it cannot cure getting coughed in the face all night one night by a sick wife.
Comments by Avitable
This is ridiculous.
Comments by Miss Britt
Who do you think is gonna get you right between the eyes? (Hint: It won't be me.)
Comments by Poppy
Britt, yup! I was being lazy, remember?
Poppy, probably the Pope. He hates me.
Comments by Avitable
I doubt the pope/Pope is going to do it personally. Perhaps one of his henchmen?
Based only on comments, I think Clown will help you meet your maker.
Comments by Poppy
I'll bet, though, if you added some rum or Crown Royal to said Diet Coke, you wouldn't give a shit if you were sick or not!
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
Loving the random song selections on your ipod. Gotta love "The D"!
Comments by FlGrl
If I did this meme, I would end up revealing all the terrible music I listen too. I am far too proud. Did you know that when I am leaving you comments I type as fast as I can so I am not seeing so many jumbley boobs for so long? It's true.
Comments by Nina
Poppy, he'd damn well better do it himself.
CMG, ew. EW!
FlGrl, indeed.
Nina, you can click "Click for Smilies" and they'll disappear for as long as the site remembers you. Did you know that?
Comments by Avitable
Are you threatening The Pope? You know they'll come after you. I don't know who "they" is, but they will.
Comments by Poppy
PS - Every time I visit the smilies flash on my screen, even if I closed them up last time. And, yes, the site remembers who I am.
Macs are awesome.
Comments by Poppy
Poppy, Popophiles? And the site remembers me and keeps the smilies closed. Usually. Not always.
Comments by Avitable
hon, that's kind of scary, especially the last one. now i have to try!
Comments by Crys
I read that as Pop-o-philes, and then realized you perhaps meant Pope-o-philes.
Either way, you're very clever.
Comments by Poppy
What does next year have in store for me?
Together, Avril
What's my love life like?
Reason is Treason, Kasabian
What do I say when life gets hard?
Home, Daughtry
What do you think of on waking up?
Serene Dreams, Kidney Thieves
What song will I dance to at my wedding?
I Don't Care (So There), The Donnas
What do you want as a career?
The Outsider, A Perfect Circle
Your favorite saying?
Come Out And Play, The Offspring
Favorite place?
Vans, The Pack featuring Too Short, etc.
What do you think of your parents?
Night Drive, Jimmy Eat World
What's your porn star name?
The Money, Bell X1
Where would you go on a first date?
Capricorn, 30 Seconds To Mars
Drug of choice?
Headlock, Imogen Heap
Describe yourself.
Nookie/Break Stuff, Richard Cheese
What is the thing i like doing most?
I Love Music, Flunk
What is my state of mind like at the moment?
Too Marvelous For Words, Ella Fitzgerald
How will I die?
Hypnotized, The Notorious B.I.G.
Comments by Crys
Wow, Crys. See? FREAKY MEME!
Comments by Poppy
Crystal, you have Kidney Thieves and Richard Cheese on your iTunes? Have I told you that I love you?
Poppy, I don't think I could have picked better answers for some of mine if I had tried to.
Comments by Avitable
i love me too, so this is totally win-win
Comments by Crys
popstar: it IS freaky. some of those (like Serene Dreams and Hypnotized) kind of squeed me.
Comments by Crys
hahaha! I might have to try this.
Comments by Lynda
I totally stole this for my blog. Thanks for the inspiration Doughnut!
BTW, according to this meme my porn star name is "Left Right".
Comments by Mike
Feel better!!!!
Comments by themuttprincess
Now that's a wedding song :D
Comments by Robin
Your porn star name is Doughnut. Which is leading me to think of all sorts of movies you could be in.
Dunk in Doughnut.
Krispy Kreme.
Black Coffee and a Doughnut.
Glazed Doughnut.
Bustin' Creme Doughnut.
I probably had other stuff to say, but I've forgotten it all.
Comments by golfwidow
Crystal, I think I lose in that case, don't I?
Lynda, everyone else is now jumping on the Avitable bandwagon, too.
Mike, the loneliest porn star ever!
TMP, thanks. I'm all drugged up.
Robin, "Fuck her Gently" would have been better.
Golfwidow, you forgot a great one. Doughnut Holes!
Comments by Avitable
OK - here's to put an end to the idea that this is somehow freaky or revealing or whatever.
And also I'm bored, but I'm not going to post this on my blog.
What does next year have in store for me?
Early Mornin', by Britney Spears
What's my love life like?
I'd Rather Go Blind, by Etta James
What do I say when life gets hard?
Crash Course in Brain Surgery, by Metallica
What do you think of on waking up?
One Week, by Barenaked Ladies
What song will I dance to at my wedding?
Wonderwall, by Oasis
What do you want as a career?
Jacob's Ladder, by Huey Lewis and The Newss
Your favorite saying?
L-O-V-E, from the Martini Lounge
Favorite place?
We Are Family, by Sister Sledge
What do you think of your parents?
Black Sweat, Prince
*Ewww - this might have just fucking ruined one of my favorite songs for me.
What's your porn star name?
ummm.... some thing called "South Park - Dr. Dre"
Where would you go on a first date?
That's the Way, by Spin Doctors
Drug of choice?
The Wait, by Metallica
Describe yourself.
Illusions, by Baby Face
What is the thing i like doing most?
All or Nothing At All, by Frank Sinatra
What is my state of mind like at the moment?
I've Got You Under My Skin, by Frank Sinatra
How will I die?
In The Highways, by The Peasall Sisters from O Brother, Where Are Thou ST
Comments by Miss Britt
This is supposed to put an end to it being freaky? Are you sure you know yourself?
Comments by Poppy
I noticed! I'll put it on my blog and link to you though.
Comments by Lynda
Poppy (and Adam, for that matter) - pffffffffffffft
Comments by Miss Britt
ummm, britt? yeah. well. i kinda agree that you are not putting an end to the freaky ipod as a magic 8 ball thing. sorry.
Comments by hellohahanarf
Good. That is the way god intended it!
Comments by themuttprincess
Oh PeSHAW to all of you!!
Comments by Miss Britt
I think it's really freaky that Mr. Fab wants to come right down there and take care of you after you posted your porn star name, Doughnut.
I also liked: describe yourself - "I Can't" by Radiohead.
Those are some goood answers. Fun stuff!
Oh, Doughnut - even when you are sick you put my blog to shame. Wah.
Comments by Sybil Law
I just laughed heartily. Again. I really enjoy this Santa laugh I've developed. Just admit, there's something creepy to this meme. Then the curse is broken.
Comments by Poppy
Where do I get a copy of The Cockening?
(I swear I left this comment earlier, but it must have not worked)
Comments by Amanda
Britt, we all know you're going to die on the highway.
Lynda, ok, cool.
TMP, makes everything more funnnnnn.
Sybil, he loves doughnuts!
Amanda, there are no more copies. I'll have to just reenact it in person.
Comments by Avitable