Lazy Boi

My eyes are bothering me, I think I’m getting sick, Amy’s in bed coughing up her lungs, so I’m going to be lazy today and just post a quick meme. It’s a clever twist on the iTunes/iPod meme that was going around. And it’s eerie how many of them can be interpreted to answer the question!

Rules: Put your music player on shuffle, press forward for each question and use the song title as the answer.

What does next year have in store for me?
Low, by Coldplay

What’s my love life like?
Youth of America, by The Muffs

What do I say when life gets hard?
Every Breath You Take, by The Police

What do you think of on waking up?
Smiley faces, by Gnarls Barkley

What song will I dance to at my wedding?
Explosivo, by Tenacious D

What do you want as a career?
Cherry Blossom Girl, by Air

Your favorite saying?
Blister in the Sun, by Violent Femmes

Favorite place?
Foreclosure of a Dream, by Megadeth

What do you think of your parents?
Gunshy, by Liz Phair

What’s your porn star name?
Doughnut, by Lillix

Where would you go on a first date?
I Looked At You, by The Doors

Drug of choice?
Artificial Sweetener, by No Doubt

Describe yourself.
I Can’t, by Radiohead

What is the thing i like doing most?
One of Those Girls, by Avril Lavigne

What is my state of mind like at the moment?
Now, Right Now, by The Reverend Horton Heat

How will I die?
Right Between The Eyes, by Garbage

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48 Responses to Lazy Boi

  1. ADW says:

    OMG, your porn star name is Doughnut? That is too funny.

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  2. Gwen says:

    Best answer, hands down?

    What’s my love life like?
    Youth of America, by The Muffs

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  3. hellohahanarf says:

    oh doughnut, you have some fantastic answers there! i think i love your ipod.
    describe you. i can’t.
    love it!
    :boobs3:

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  4. Amanda
    Twitter:
    says:

    I’m totally going to call you doughnut now

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  5. Dee says:

    Drug of choice was particularly apt, I though :D

    And did you? Dance to Explosivo at your wedding? :dance:

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  6. You’ve sure got some strange tastes in music… :boobs1:

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  7. Mr. Fabulous says:

    Getting sick? Want me to come down and care for you in that special way that only a man can care for another man?

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  8. RW says:

    Until I put a CD in it doesn’t come up with anything. Duh.

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  9. metalmom says:

    A Cherry Blossom Girl named Doughnut!!!! LOL!!!!

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  10. Dude, with as much Diet Coke you drink, the drug of choice answer was quite appropriate!

    iPod… the new magic 8-ball!

    Get better, sweetie. Here, this might do the trick…

    :boobs1: :boobs5: :assshake:

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  11. Avitable says:

    ADW, sweet on the inside and filled with a sticky substance?

    Gwen, yeah, that is a good one, too.

    Amy, special like retarded? Fucker.

    Hello, Doughnut is only my professional stage name.

    Amanda, only when you watch Avitable 2: The Cockening.

    Dee, we did not dance to Explosivo, unfortunately.

    KG, I didn’t think there was anything that strange there. Well, maybe an OLD lady like yourself might think so! :D

    Girl, Dislocated, it was a fun one to do.

    Mr. Fabulous, oh, you mean like you took care of Mrs. Fab and got her deathly ill?

    RW, I know you have an iPod. C’mon. Admit it.

    Metalmom, that’s me in a nutshell.

    CMG, yeah, the drug of choice was perfect! And Diet Coke is usually my cure-all for everything, but apparently it cannot cure getting coughed in the face all night one night by a sick wife.

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  12. Poppy says:

    Who do you think is gonna get you right between the eyes? (Hint: It won’t be me.)

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  13. Avitable says:

    Britt, yup! I was being lazy, remember?

    Poppy, probably the Pope. He hates me.

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  14. Poppy says:

    I doubt the pope/Pope is going to do it personally. Perhaps one of his henchmen?

    Based only on comments, I think Clown will help you meet your maker.

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  15. I’ll bet, though, if you added some rum or Crown Royal to said Diet Coke, you wouldn’t give a shit if you were sick or not!

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  16. FlGrl says:

    Loving the random song selections on your ipod. Gotta love “The D”! :thumbsup:

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  17. Nina says:

    If I did this meme, I would end up revealing all the terrible music I listen too. I am far too proud. Did you know that when I am leaving you comments I type as fast as I can so I am not seeing so many jumbley boobs for so long? It’s true.

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  18. Avitable says:

    Poppy, he’d damn well better do it himself.

    CMG, ew. EW!

    FlGrl, indeed.

    Nina, you can click “Click for Smilies” and they’ll disappear for as long as the site remembers you. Did you know that?

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  19. Poppy says:

    Are you threatening The Pope? You know they’ll come after you. I don’t know who “they” is, but they will.

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  20. Poppy says:

    PS – Every time I visit the smilies flash on my screen, even if I closed them up last time. And, yes, the site remembers who I am.

    Macs are awesome.

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  21. Avitable says:

    Poppy, Popophiles? And the site remembers me and keeps the smilies closed. Usually. Not always.

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  22. Crys says:

    hon, that’s kind of scary, especially the last one. now i have to try!

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  23. Poppy says:

    I read that as Pop-o-philes, and then realized you perhaps meant Pope-o-philes.

    Either way, you’re very clever.

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  24. Crys says:

    What does next year have in store for me?
    Together, Avril

    What’s my love life like?
    Reason is Treason, Kasabian

    What do I say when life gets hard?
    Home, Daughtry

    What do you think of on waking up?
    Serene Dreams, Kidney Thieves

    What song will I dance to at my wedding?
    I Don’t Care (So There), The Donnas

    What do you want as a career?
    The Outsider, A Perfect Circle

    Your favorite saying?
    Come Out And Play, The Offspring

    Favorite place?
    Vans, The Pack featuring Too Short, etc.

    What do you think of your parents?
    Night Drive, Jimmy Eat World

    What’s your porn star name?
    The Money, Bell X1

    Where would you go on a first date?
    Capricorn, 30 Seconds To Mars

    Drug of choice?
    Headlock, Imogen Heap

    Describe yourself.
    Nookie/Break Stuff, Richard Cheese

    What is the thing i like doing most?
    I Love Music, Flunk

    What is my state of mind like at the moment?
    Too Marvelous For Words, Ella Fitzgerald

    How will I die?
    Hypnotized, The Notorious B.I.G.

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  25. Avitable says:

    Crystal, you have Kidney Thieves and Richard Cheese on your iTunes? Have I told you that I love you?

    Poppy, I don’t think I could have picked better answers for some of mine if I had tried to.

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  26. Crys says:

    popstar: it IS freaky. some of those (like Serene Dreams and Hypnotized) kind of squeed me.

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  27. Mike
    Twitter:
    says:

    I totally stole this for my blog. Thanks for the inspiration Doughnut!

    BTW, according to this meme my porn star name is “Left Right”.

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  28. golfwidow says:

    Your porn star name is Doughnut. Which is leading me to think of all sorts of movies you could be in.

    Dunk in Doughnut.

    Krispy Kreme.

    Black Coffee and a Doughnut.

    Glazed Doughnut.

    Bustin’ Creme Doughnut.

    I probably had other stuff to say, but I’ve forgotten it all.

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  29. Avitable says:

    Crystal, I think I lose in that case, don’t I?

    Lynda, everyone else is now jumping on the Avitable bandwagon, too.

    Mike, the loneliest porn star ever!

    TMP, thanks. I’m all drugged up.

    Robin, “Fuck her Gently” would have been better.

    Golfwidow, you forgot a great one. Doughnut Holes!

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  30. Miss Britt says:

    OK – here’s to put an end to the idea that this is somehow freaky or revealing or whatever.

    And also I’m bored, but I’m not going to post this on my blog.

    What does next year have in store for me?
    Early Mornin’, by Britney Spears

    What’s my love life like?
    I’d Rather Go Blind, by Etta James

    What do I say when life gets hard?
    Crash Course in Brain Surgery, by Metallica

    What do you think of on waking up?
    One Week, by Barenaked Ladies

    What song will I dance to at my wedding?
    Wonderwall, by Oasis

    What do you want as a career?
    Jacob’s Ladder, by Huey Lewis and The Newss

    Your favorite saying?
    L-O-V-E, from the Martini Lounge

    Favorite place?
    We Are Family, by Sister Sledge

    What do you think of your parents?
    Black Sweat, Prince

    *Ewww – this might have just fucking ruined one of my favorite songs for me.

    What’s your porn star name?
    ummm…. some thing called “South Park – Dr. Dre”

    Where would you go on a first date?
    That’s the Way, by Spin Doctors

    Drug of choice?
    The Wait, by Metallica

    Describe yourself.
    Illusions, by Baby Face

    What is the thing i like doing most?
    All or Nothing At All, by Frank Sinatra

    What is my state of mind like at the moment?
    I’ve Got You Under My Skin, by Frank Sinatra

    How will I die?
    In The Highways, by The Peasall Sisters from O Brother, Where Are Thou ST

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  31. Poppy says:

    This is supposed to put an end to it being freaky? Are you sure you know yourself?

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  32. Lynda says:

    I noticed! I’ll put it on my blog and link to you though.

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  33. Miss Britt says:

    Poppy (and Adam, for that matter) – pffffffffffffft

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  34. hellohahanarf says:

    ummm, britt? yeah. well. i kinda agree that you are not putting an end to the freaky ipod as a magic 8 ball thing. sorry.

    Reply

  35. Sybil Law says:

    I think it’s really freaky that Mr. Fab wants to come right down there and take care of you after you posted your porn star name, Doughnut.
    I also liked: describe yourself – “I Can’t” by Radiohead.
    Those are some goood answers. Fun stuff!
    Oh, Doughnut – even when you are sick you put my blog to shame. Wah.

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  36. Poppy says:

    I just laughed heartily. Again. I really enjoy this Santa laugh I’ve developed. Just admit, there’s something creepy to this meme. Then the curse is broken.

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  37. Amanda
    Twitter:
    says:

    Where do I get a copy of The Cockening?

    (I swear I left this comment earlier, but it must have not worked)

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  38. Avitable says:

    Britt, we all know you’re going to die on the highway.

    Lynda, ok, cool.

    TMP, makes everything more funnnnnn.

    Sybil, he loves doughnuts!

    Amanda, there are no more copies. I’ll have to just reenact it in person.

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