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  1. Sybil Law

    Am I freaking first?! How the hell… ?!
    Anyway, Merry Christmas to you!!! Hope you feel better soon!
    I actually have a card for you stamped and ready to go but I suck on the time issue. So it’ll get there soon.
    I had an ex boyfriend whose parents were atheists, so we had to celebrate “Winter Solstice” with them.
    Talk about creepy. We don’t believe in anything but we still want gifts and Christmas trees! Ick.
    xoxoxo :xmas3:

  2. Dee

    Merry Christmas Avitable 🙂 I am so glad I’ve discovered your blog this year, you’ve kept me entertained and coming back for more. I’m still waiting for more of that novel 😉

    Oh god, I just noticed the two girls and a cup emoticon…

  3. borysSNORC ™

    Hey Avitable
    Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays or whatever the hell is PC nowadays (who can keep up?!?) Sorry there’s been no Christmas cards from me but I’m totally opposed to wasting time, money and trees on the damn things. The thought’s sincere though.. hope you and yours have a safe and happy silly season.

  4. Deb on the Rocks

    I totally forgot what I was going to say because all of your whacked Smilies are bouncing and peeing and swaying (and some huge buttcheeks are walking and breast are swirling giving me girl wood) and this happens everytime I come here and I just can’t follow through. Huh? What?

  5. Peggy

    Merry Christmas! Thanks so much for the Christmas card. Bur got a kick out of it 🙂 If I was any kind of friend I would have put some time and effort in and sent out something but well… yeah.

    Now, go back to bed.

  6. Avitable

    Sybil Law, you are usually three days behind, so being the first commenter is quite an achievement.

    Dee, once the holidays are over, I’ll be working on more of that novel.

    KG, I was promised cookies from you two years ago. I’m still waiting!

    Borys, same to you!

    Britt, well, your birthday is coming up soon.

    Absurdist, you ate an XBOX 360?

    Janelle, Merry Christmas to you too.

    Y Not I, it gets Christmas cards from many admirers.

    Amanda, yeah. You should have gotten it by now, actually.

    Hello, I pretty much buy what I want, so the only real gifts I’ll get will be ones I specifically put on a wish list and avoided purchasing.

    Dan, hey, those were high quality dog turds!

    Beth, sweet!

    Metalmom, same to you.

    Robin, yeah. It’s the best Butt Trumpets one ever.

    Deb, it’s all part of my evil hypnotic plan.

    HG5, Indiana? Is that one of those flyover states?

    Peggy, glad you liked it.

    Poppy, it’s an accidental honor!

    Amy, same to you! Fucker.

    Mr. Fabulous, that’s what my forehead says, too.

  7. Poppy

    It was hilarious, Dr. Lawyer. The only terms and conditions I’m ever going to read without being forced, that’s for sure. My favorite part is where you begged for a gift as if it was a requirement of reading the card. 😛

    Next year I demand a photo of Jigsaw. A personal-just-for-me photo of Jigsaw, or one that goes on the front of the card, your choice.

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