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34 Responses to Grazie

  1. Sybil Law says:

    Am I freaking first?! How the hell… ?!
    Anyway, Merry Christmas to you!!! Hope you feel better soon!
    I actually have a card for you stamped and ready to go but I suck on the time issue. So it’ll get there soon.
    I had an ex boyfriend whose parents were atheists, so we had to celebrate “Winter Solstice” with them.
    Talk about creepy. We don’t believe in anything but we still want gifts and Christmas trees! Ick.
    xoxoxo :x mas3:

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  2. Dee says:

    Merry Christmas Avitable :) I am so glad I’ve discovered your blog this year, you’ve kept me entertained and coming back for more. I’m still waiting for more of that novel ;)

    Oh god, I just noticed the two girls and a cup emoticon…

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  3. You didn’t sign up to get cookies from me…well, a chance to get cookies…because I can’t bake for everyone. :P

    Merry Ho Ho Ho to you, too! :x mas2: :boobs1: :x mas2:

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  4. Hey Avitable
    Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays or whatever the hell is PC nowadays (who can keep up?!?) Sorry there’s been no Christmas cards from me but I’m totally opposed to wasting time, money and trees on the damn things. The thought’s sincere though.. hope you and yours have a safe and happy silly season.
    Cheers
    Robyn

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  5. Miss Britt says:

    I was totally envisioning ME having one too.

    A fatal flaw in the plan, obviously.

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  6. I ate your Xmas present. Sorry man.

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  7. Janelle says:

    Thank you Adam for being YOU and having a really kick ass blog!!! Merry Christmas!!

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  8. y not i says:

    I would like to thank your penis for never letting me down, either.

    Merry Christmas!

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  9. Amanda
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    I assume your card for me is in the mail?

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  10. hellohahanarf says:

    your blog has been one hell of a gift to me.

    merry christmas!

    (i know i shouldn’t ask, but what are you hoping sants throws down your chimney?)
    :x mas1:

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  11. Dan says:

    Sounds like an impressive loot.

    The readers of my blog just send me dog turds and pig intestines. But it’s the thought that counts I suppose.

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  12. Beth says:

    Merry Christmas! Thanks for the card. We just got it yesterday :)

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  13. metalmom says:

    Merry Christmas and thanks for the laughs!!

    :x mas2:

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  14. Robin
    Twitter:
    says:

    I love that song “you can eat the corn out of my shit!”

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  15. I totally forgot what I was going to say because all of your whacked Smilies are bouncing and peeing and swaying (and some huge buttcheeks are walking and breast are swirling giving me girl wood) and this happens everytime I come here and I just can’t follow through. Huh? What?

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  16. HoosierGirl5 says:

    Merry Christmas from Indiana! :x mas1:

    Love ya,
    J.

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  17. Peggy says:

    Merry Christmas! Thanks so much for the Christmas card. Bur got a kick out of it :) If I was any kind of friend I would have put some time and effort in and sent out something but well… yeah.

    Now, go back to bed.

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  18. Poppy says:

    I got the middle frame of the video?! HOLY SHIT!

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  19. Poppy says:

    Yah, I didn’t send you anything (yet) besides a card. I’m procrastinating on sending out gifts to the nation. I’ve got something for you, though…

    FEEL BETTER, DAMMIT.

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  20. Mr. Fabulous says:

    You are such a sapppy bastard.

    You’re even hotter when you’re sick.

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  21. Avitable says:

    Sybil Law, you are usually three days behind, so being the first commenter is quite an achievement.

    Dee, once the holidays are over, I’ll be working on more of that novel.

    KG, I was promised cookies from you two years ago. I’m still waiting!

    Borys, same to you!

    Britt, well, your birthday is coming up soon.

    Absurdist, you ate an XBOX 360?

    Janelle, Merry Christmas to you too.

    Y Not I, it gets Christmas cards from many admirers.

    Amanda, yeah. You should have gotten it by now, actually.

    Hello, I pretty much buy what I want, so the only real gifts I’ll get will be ones I specifically put on a wish list and avoided purchasing.

    Dan, hey, those were high quality dog turds!

    Beth, sweet!

    Metalmom, same to you.

    Robin, yeah. It’s the best Butt Trumpets one ever.

    Deb, it’s all part of my evil hypnotic plan.

    HG5, Indiana? Is that one of those flyover states?

    Peggy, glad you liked it.

    Poppy, it’s an accidental honor!

    Amy, same to you! Fucker.

    Mr. Fabulous, that’s what my forehead says, too.

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  22. Poppy says:

    I know! Those are the best kind. :P

    PS – Got your Christmas card today. Grazie.

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  23. DutchBitch says:

    Hot Chocolate comes from Santa’s butthole? Ah! Ok… that probably explains the aftertaste that some inferior qualities of hot chocolate have…

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  24. Avitable says:

    Poppy, did you think it was funny?

    DB, did you comment on the wrong post? And yes, only pure butthole hot chocolate is awesome.

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  25. DutchBitch says:

    OK… yes… probably… fuck it! I am putting the comment at the right post now so you can reply to it AGAIN!

    Do it!

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  26. Poppy says:

    It was hilarious, Dr. Lawyer. The only terms and conditions I’m ever going to read without being forced, that’s for sure. My favorite part is where you begged for a gift as if it was a requirement of reading the card. :P

    Next year I demand a photo of Jigsaw. A personal-just-for-me photo of Jigsaw, or one that goes on the front of the card, your choice.

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  27. Robin
    Twitter:
    says:

    I must agree, it’s my favorite one to sing when I’m driving at pissed at the Massholes.

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  28. Avitable says:

    DB, :2girls:

    Poppy, I think I’m doing a fake newsletter next year, so Jigsaw will be there.

    Robin, I can imagine.

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  29. Poppy says:

    Yaaaaaaay to fake newsletter, boooooooooo to 2 girls 1 cup.

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  30. Avitable says:

    Poppy, yay to 2 girls 1 cup!

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  31. Poppy says:

    Adam. You’re telling me you’d enjoy watching two girls of whatever degree of hotness squish their own shit through their teeth? You are one sick fuck.

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  32. Avitable says:

    Poppy, no, but I love watching an animated GIF do it!

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