As many of you know, today marks the birthday of someone very important to the world. Someone that garners praise and prayer and causes riots and celebrations and erections. Someone that people dream about, talk to on a daily basis, and think about constantly. Someone with an awesome rack and an ass that can't be beat. I'm talking, of course, about our very own ADW!
This little blonde bombshell turns 30 today, and she is only improving with age. She's sassy, sarcastic, snide, and sexy. She's a party animal with the mouth of a sailor and the gaseous explosions of the Hindenberg. She's got a sharp tongue and an even sharper wit. I'm proud to call her bitchcakes.
Happy birthday, ADW!
It's also the birthdays of some of my other favorite people: Stephanie, Liquid, and (tomorrow), Clown!
Oh, and people celebrate Jesus's birthday today, but he wasn't actually born today at all, so we'll wait until the spring for that, k?
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Merry Christmas!
Comments by Amanda
Avi, I love you and everything, but that's just kind of... gross. Could you at least put a condom on it? It's scaring me.
(I don't see men-parts very often). (Never).
Merry Christmas!
Comments by Nina
I'll take ADW and Stephanie over Jesus any day.
Merry Christmas!
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
My husband brought your card in from the mailbox yesterday. What a surprise! Great card! Thank you and Amy and Merry Christmas to you both.
Comments by Aunt Robin
*snicker* Nina said .... "see men"
Comments by Zom
Merry Christmas!
Comments by AnnieB
Happy Birthday to all of ya!
And ehm... I didn't know you had a detachable penis ánd a piercing...
Comments by DutchBitch
Amanda, same to you!
Nina, you don't see man parts very often? And you visit my blog? Have you seen this post (well, it's on Britt's blog, but it's about me): http://miss-britt.com/2007/08/i-expect-the-ransom-note-any-minute/.
Mr. Fabulous, but would they take you?
Robin, glad you liked it. Merry Christmas!
Zom, I'm still chuckling over "man parts".
AnnieB, that's it? No snide remark? Who are you and what have you done with the real AnnieB?
DB, and my dick's made of icing!
Comments by Avitable
Merry Christmas Mr. Avitable.
Comments by Jay
Jay, same to you!
Comments by Avitable
Merry Christmas
Comments by Peggy
Merry Christmas!!!!
Comments by Amy
My birthday is July 1. I'm just telling you, in case you want to know.....
Interesting picture. Did you...um...eat it?
Hope you had a good day,
j.
Comments by HoosierGirl5
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EVERYONE WHOSE BIRTHDAY IT IS!
My grandmother made Jesus a cake. I didn't have the heart to tell her it wasn't actually his birthday.
Comments by Poppy
Peggy, Cherry Mistmas!
Amy, what, no birthday salutations for ADW?
HG5, that's a long time from now. You'll have to remind me! And that's not my cake - just something I found online.
Poppy, did Jesus blow out the candles?
Comments by Avitable
Happy Birthday everyone!
I want a cake like that for my birthday too.Not only shall it look good but it better vibrate also!
Comments by Preposterous Ponderings
happy birthday to all!
avi, my card arrived yesterday. great timing. and i loved it...thanks.
hope you got a calendar for christmas. so that you can write down july 5th. i'll be 37 and will eagery anticipate the arrival of another avitable original.
which reminds me, last night i shared your poem. they loved that you got fucktard in your version. great job.
and since today is kinda the last day that i can use this...here goes...
:xmas4:
Comments by hellohahanarf
No. I did — at Grandma's request. Only one candle to blow.
(I'm being serious, but again it sounds filthy. I blame the cold medicine that only works until fuckin 3:30am.)
Comments by Poppy
*fucking
I swear, but not hickily. Damn G!!
Comments by Poppy
PS - DID YOU GIVE ME YOUR COLD??!!! HOW'D YOU DO THAT??!!!?! THE HOLIDAY CARD? OR WERE YOU IN MY BEDROOM DROOLING INTO MY EYES?!?!?!
Comments by Poppy
Merry Christmas...a day late and dollar short.
Obviously you did not read my birthday post.
http://fookityfook.com/2007/12/24/christmas-new-yearswhat-about-me/
The one about how I get screwed every year. I also must not be one of your favorite people. That's ok...I can take it, sniff, sniff. I have a cold, I'm not crying.
Comments by Lisa
I thought jesus' birthday was in August; I could have sworn I saw some kind of expose that hypothesized that. Oh well.
Happy Boxing Day. Ha-ha. Time to take down my crispy tree.
Comments by tana
Happy Birthday ADW!
That cake... hmm....
All I know is I have GOT to stop checking your blog with my 6 year old around! When will I ever learn?!
Comments by Sybil Law
Thanks for the shoutout Avi! Much love and hugs to you and Amy for the new year!
PS - Did I have to be mentioned in the same post as a pierced penis cake?! :D
Comments by stephanie
Preposterous, you can sit on the cake anytime.
Hello, you shared my poem with your family? Your poor family. You'll have to remind me when your birthday gets closer.
Poppy, you gave me your cold!
Lisa, I did read that, but I was just doing the people on Christmas! I still have a whole day for your birthday.
Tana, yeah, you might be right about it being in August.
Sybil, it's a good education for him.
Steph, the pierced penis cake isn't something you want for your birthday?
Comments by Avitable
I did not, fucker! You gave me your ninja cold!!! And the entire blogosphere is sick because of YOU! Not ME.
Comments by Poppy
Poppy, ninja cold?
Comments by Avitable
Remember you drew a photo of ninjas in your lungs?
Ninja cold.
Comments by Poppy
And by photo I mean picture. (SEE? Ninja cold.)
Comments by Poppy
Poppy, stealthy!
Comments by Avitable