The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Monthly Archives: December 2007
My lungs
Getting sick is fun! I especially love being congested! (Click for larger)
Lazy Boi
My eyes are bothering me, I think I’m getting sick, Amy’s in bed coughing up her lungs, so I’m going to be lazy today and just post a quick meme. It’s a clever twist on the iTunes/iPod meme that was … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, ipod, itunes, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, music
48 Comments
Starcocks
“Hi and welcome to Starbucks. My name is Taylor. Can I take your order?” “Hi! The car in front of me isn’t pulled up all the way, so wait a second!” “That’s a Venti Milky Way Latte with extra whip … Continue reading
Help!
Ok, holy world of wise and intelligent blogocraticspherites. I’ve given my share of unsolicited advice, supportive noncommittal comments, backhanded compliments and answers backed by absolutely no research whatsoever. Now it’s time for me to reap something in return. What do … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, christmas, gift-ideas, gifts-for-parents, help, presents
81 Comments
Fuck the Turks
Three things first: 1. I just got all the Christmas cards finished finally – over 218 of them in the mail, some as far as Australia and Singapore. I, of course, expect at least 200 cards in the mail in … Continue reading
Lazy Sunday XIX
This one’s a cross between a survey and Family Feud. 1. How long do you spend in the shower? Usually I spend three seconds cleaning my body, thirty seconds cleaning my face, forty seconds shampooing my hair, beard, and other … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, humor, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, myspace, surveys
26 Comments
Couple of vids
Direct link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw Direct link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hTxGmvUo_0
Is this fucking week over yet?
First, go see my guest post over at Tracy’s. You can also see the full image here. Secondly, go wish Britt’s son Devin a happy birthday! Thirdly, today is supposedly some blog crush day where you talk about your secret … Continue reading
Posted in I am not gay
Tagged avitable, blog-crush, britt, gay, gloria-gaynor, i-will-survive, kaply, miss britt, My Art, tracy-kaply
33 Comments
Round Four
Last week, I opened the floor to questions, promising to answer every query posed. I ended up with almost 50 questions, so this has taken a few days. Round One, Round Two and Round Three are done, and here’s the … Continue reading
Round Three
Last week, I opened the floor to questions, promising to answer every query posed. I ended up with almost 50 questions, so this will be a three (maybe four) day post. Round One and Round Two are done, and here’s … Continue reading








