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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Monthly Archives: December 2007
Round Two
Last week, I opened the floor to questions, promising to answer every query posed. I ended up with almost 50 questions, so this will be a three (maybe four) day post. Round One is done, and here’s Round Two: 11. … Continue reading
Round One
Last week, I opened the floor to questions, promising to answer every query posed. I ended up with almost 50 questions, so this will be a three (maybe four) day post. Let’s start with Round One: 1. Amy asked: Really? … Continue reading
Lazy Sunday XVIII
Thanks to Jester for the questions. 1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with? Well, since I volunteer as a couples mattress tester for single people over at the local Rooms-to-Go, I … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, comedy, humor, jester, jestertunes, meme, memes, myspace, surveys
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Pinching off a vlog
In addition to the massive excess of video that made up last week’s vlog, there was a twenty minute period where I was on the phone, Britt was nosy with things on my desk, and we did absolutely nothing. So … Continue reading
This is how I remember it
Yesterday, Britt and I met with Heather from “Confessions of a Coal Miner’s Granddaughter” and her husband during lunch. This is exactly how I remember it. Click for a larger version.
Posted in My Art
Tagged avitable, avitatrivia, Bloggers, britt, coal-miners-granddaughter, miss britt, My Art
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What the everloving fuck?
Before you get to today’s post, don’t forget to go into the comments of yesterday’s and ask me a question! The information about my actual business has been changed to protect my stupidly retarded clients. Okay, so let’s say you … Continue reading
Avitadeal or No Deal
Back in March, I held a Q&A round. Many of you might not have been reading me at that time, so I decided that nine months is enough time to bring this old chestnut back out. In the comments, I … Continue reading
Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Direct link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go This comedian manages to keep the humor sharp without being too jingoistic or relying too heavily on stereotypes. Thanks to Amber for the link!
Posted in Bloggers
Tagged achmed-the-terrorist, avitable, comedy, humor, jeff-dunham, stand-up, video, youtube
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Christmas
Before today’s post, I just wanted to let you know that today is the deadline to email me at my first name at my last name dot com, with the subject line of “Santa is coming” and include your address … Continue reading
Lazy Sunday XVII
As everyone requested, we’re back to the funnier, more absurd, less true answers to the random surveys I find on Myspace. 1. I have come to realize that my ass: My ass represents all that is beautiful and awesome in … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, comedy, humor, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, myspace, surveys
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