The One Where I …
-
-
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
-
Recent Posts
Find me at:
Monthly Archives: January 2008
It’s genetic
While at dinner with my parents this weekend, my mother talked about a story involving my dad that made me realize I was clearly not born in a test tube. All that random shit that always happens to me? Turns … Continue reading
The importance of voting
No, I’m not talking about the primaries. I’m talking about the Bloggies! I’m going to trade in all of this goodwill I have and urge you – nay, demand that you go vote for two well-deserving bloggers. First, we have … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers
Tagged avitable, awards, bloggies, dooce, pimping, puntabulous, sarcastica, weblog-awards
61 Comments
Aftermath
This was a very good birthday. Much better than last year’s. We had a whopper of a cake, some mean yet delicious fudge, some fun and games, , and lots of presents! Thank you Beth for the awesome Hawaiian touristy … Continue reading
This is all I’ve got for today
Because a certain fucker hasn’t sent me the pictures that she took, I don’t have the pictures I wanted to post as part of a recap. Tomorrow I should have an actual birthday recap with photos and thanks and everything … Continue reading
AvitaWeek 2008: Lazy Sunday XXV
For the last day of AvitaWeek 2008, here is a really lazy meme: YOUR REAL NAME: Adam Heath Avitable YOUR FLYGIRL/FLYBOY NAME: (first 4 letters of real name + izzle.) Adamizzle YOUR RAP NAME: (first initial of first name, first … Continue reading
Posted in AvitaWeek, Memes and more
Tagged avitable, AvitaWeek, birthday, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, surveys
20 Comments
AvitaWeek 2008: Two for the price of one
In this penultimate day of AvitaWeek 2008 (my weeks end on Sunday, okay, fuckers?), I’m doing my typical Saturday vlog, with a twist! Today is my actual birthday (my 31st, NOT my 40th), and so, first, here’s a video done … Continue reading
AvitaWeek 2008: A Message From Mother Avitable
I’m not supposed to be here today. Avitable asked his mom to write a post for him for his birthday. I think he was hoping he could capture some of the same magic I had on my birthday when my … Continue reading
AvitaWeek 2008: Chocorrito
If you’ve read my proclamation over at the Church of Holy Avitableness, you may have seen this edict: There are no rituals or ceremonies other than blogging for a normal parishioner of the COHA. However, if one wishes to become … Continue reading
Posted in AvitaWeek
Tagged avitable, birthday, burrito, church, Church of Holy Avitableness, food, video, Vlog
47 Comments
AvitaWeek 2008: Now you talk
It’s Day 3 of AvitaWeek 2008, counting down to my 31st birthday (which is on the 26th, but we’ll be celebrating on Friday instead). As always, you are encouraged to send me cards and beaucoup gifts. You can even see … Continue reading
Posted in AvitaWeek
Tagged allthatcomeswithit, avitable, AvitaWeek, dan, ego, egotistical, interview, nina, readerwritesmith, testimonials
57 Comments








