New Year’s Resolutions

Britt and I discuss New Year’s Resolutions.

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25 Responses to New Year’s Resolutions

  1. Sybil Law says:

    I am first! I do believe that’s the second time in weeks!!!
    Anyway, you guys rock! I loved the video. You two make me LOL.

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  2. Amanda
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    There’s a big difference between Catholicism and Christianity, silly.But if you really don’t believe in Jesus, I’m pretty sure you’re neither. And I have a rosary and I’m not Catholic, so that’s not technically proof. Especially if its been up your butt

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  3. Mary says:

    You two crack me up! Miss Britt is damn lucky to have a friend like you Avitable.

    I’ve gotta side with Britt on two points:

    Washing your hands…. I don’t pee on my hands as a rule, so sometimes, I forget. If I was a guy? Nother story.

    Start smoking! I think It’s one of the few 7 deadly sins I’d like your take on!

    Great job to you both.

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  4. Butt Juice,Anal beads,Unwashed hands….remind me never to have dinner at your house!

    :cock:

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  5. RW says:

    Where I come from we’re taught not to piss on our fingers.

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  6. Avitable says:

    Sybil, I’m just impressed you’re not three days behind commenting again!

    Amanda, yeah, we know that there’s a huge difference between the two. Britt just thinks I’m not Catholic, and not even Christian. I’m totally Catholic, though.

    Mary, it doesn’t matter if you pee on your hands. When you flush a toilet, you release millions of germs, related to urine and e.coli, into the air, some of which land on your hands, the toilet seat, the handle of the toilet, etc. So you’re washing your hands to clean those germs, not the ones from peeing on them.

    Preposterous, I’m the one who actually washes my hands. Obsessively.

    RW, hopefully the person who touched everything in the bathroom before you was taught the same thing.

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  7. Definition of Episcopalean:
    “Catholics who flunked Latin”. We get all the guilt and none of the absolution.

    I grew up Espicopalean. Sort of.

    Avi: I think that your issues stem from your sad, sad laugh.

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  8. Miss Britt says:

    I can’t believe you cut out the part where you tried to makeout with me and I threw up on you.

    That was comedy gold.

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  9. Robin
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    I prefer to believe in Jebus, he sounds a lot cooler.

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  10. Avitable says:

    Absurdist, sad laugh?

    Britt, you tasted like chicken.

    Robin, he’s one cool mofo.

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  11. Sybil Law says:

    Aaah, but there’s a pattern – I can always get here on the weekends. It’s during the week I fall behind.
    Oh and the handwashing? I am a freak about hand washing. It’s an absolute must!
    You should see my 6 year old – she washes her hands like a doctor preparing for surgery!

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  12. Poppy says:

    I’m not comparing myself, I’m just stating: I always wash my hands after doing anything with a toilet. Always, always, always.

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  13. metalmom says:

    I laughed so hard at you two that I can’t breathe, and I think half a lung flew out of my mouth at one point!

    Britt’s right about one thing…crotch punches can still be delivered if they are DESERVED!!

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  14. Avitable says:

    Turnbaby, it’s too bad they don’t have blog tv instead of blog radio – we could have some fun.

    Sybil, I see, and good for your daughter!

    Poppy, what about if you draw a picture of a toilet?

    Metalmom, well, if they’re deserved, it’s okay.

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  15. turnbaby says:

    Well the two of you could do a radio show—you do have strong enough personalities to carry it off

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  16. Amy says:

    I don’t think that Britt should give up crotch punching. I have reasons:

    1. Given her height, where else is she supposed to land a punch?

    2. She works with you… ‘nuf said.

    3. If she sent me videos of said crotch punching I would be happier than a chain smoking, short person, with perky boobs and a penchant for flashing them.

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  17. Avitable says:

    Turnbaby, I just think it’s too hard to do scheduled things like radio with much success.

    Poppy, hahahaha!

    Beth, I was taking a nap!

    Amy, those are valid points.

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  18. Poppy says:

    I am framing this comment response. You finally thought I was funny instead of just weird. Yeeeee!

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  19. Topncal says:

    Thanks guys for accepting my blog tag. It was fun to watch you guys. You make great videos

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  20. Avitable says:

    Poppy, I think you’re funny sometimes!

    Topncal, thanks! It was fun.

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  21. Jeff says:

    Last I heard Christians don’t put rosaries in their butts. Catholics do, but Christians definitely don’t.

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  22. Avitable says:

    Jeff, it’s part of the Eucharist, I think.

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