Britt and I discuss New Year's Resolutions.
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Saturday, January 5, 2008 @ 12:00 am
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tagged avitable, britt, comedy, humor, new years resolutions, resolutions, video, vlog, youtube
I am first! I do believe that's the second time in weeks!!!
Anyway, you guys rock! I loved the video. You two make me LOL.
Comments by Sybil Law
There's a big difference between Catholicism and Christianity, silly.But if you really don't believe in Jesus, I'm pretty sure you're neither. And I have a rosary and I'm not Catholic, so that's not technically proof. Especially if its been up your butt
Comments by Amanda
You two crack me up! Miss Britt is damn lucky to have a friend like you Avitable.
I've gotta side with Britt on two points:
Washing your hands.... I don't pee on my hands as a rule, so sometimes, I forget. If I was a guy? Nother story.
Start smoking! I think It's one of the few 7 deadly sins I'd like your take on!
Great job to you both.
Comments by Mary
Butt Juice,Anal beads,Unwashed hands....remind me never to have dinner at your house!
Comments by Preposterous Ponderings
Where I come from we're taught not to piss on our fingers.
Comments by RW
Sybil, I'm just impressed you're not three days behind commenting again!
Amanda, yeah, we know that there's a huge difference between the two. Britt just thinks I'm not Catholic, and not even Christian. I'm totally Catholic, though.
Mary, it doesn't matter if you pee on your hands. When you flush a toilet, you release millions of germs, related to urine and e.coli, into the air, some of which land on your hands, the toilet seat, the handle of the toilet, etc. So you're washing your hands to clean those germs, not the ones from peeing on them.
Preposterous, I'm the one who actually washes my hands. Obsessively.
RW, hopefully the person who touched everything in the bathroom before you was taught the same thing.
Comments by Avitable
Definition of Episcopalean:
"Catholics who flunked Latin". We get all the guilt and none of the absolution.
I grew up Espicopalean. Sort of.
Avi: I think that your issues stem from your sad, sad laugh.
Comments by The Absurdist
I can't believe you cut out the part where you tried to makeout with me and I threw up on you.
That was comedy gold.
Comments by Miss Britt
I prefer to believe in Jebus, he sounds a lot cooler.
Comments by Robin
Absurdist, sad laugh?
Britt, you tasted like chicken.
Robin, he's one cool mofo.
Comments by Avitable
Y'all are so cute together.
Comments by turnbaby
Aaah, but there's a pattern - I can always get here on the weekends. It's during the week I fall behind.
Oh and the handwashing? I am a freak about hand washing. It's an absolute must!
You should see my 6 year old - she washes her hands like a doctor preparing for surgery!
Comments by Sybil Law
I'm not comparing myself, I'm just stating: I always wash my hands after doing anything with a toilet. Always, always, always.
Comments by Poppy
I laughed so hard at you two that I can't breathe, and I think half a lung flew out of my mouth at one point!
Britt's right about one thing...crotch punches can still be delivered if they are DESERVED!!
Comments by metalmom
Turnbaby, it's too bad they don't have blog tv instead of blog radio - we could have some fun.
Sybil, I see, and good for your daughter!
Poppy, what about if you draw a picture of a toilet?
Metalmom, well, if they're deserved, it's okay.
Comments by Avitable
Well the two of you could do a radio show—you do have strong enough personalities to carry it off
Comments by turnbaby
I don't do that.
Comments by Poppy
Lol, answer your phone, boy! :)
Comments by Beth
I don't think that Britt should give up crotch punching. I have reasons:
1. Given her height, where else is she supposed to land a punch?
2. She works with you... 'nuf said.
3. If she sent me videos of said crotch punching I would be happier than a chain smoking, short person, with perky boobs and a penchant for flashing them.
Comments by Amy
Turnbaby, I just think it's too hard to do scheduled things like radio with much success.
Poppy, hahahaha!
Beth, I was taking a nap!
Amy, those are valid points.
Comments by Avitable
I am framing this comment response. You finally thought I was funny instead of just weird. Yeeeee!
Comments by Poppy
Thanks guys for accepting my blog tag. It was fun to watch you guys. You make great videos
Comments by Topncal
Poppy, I think you're funny sometimes!
Topncal, thanks! It was fun.
Comments by Avitable
Last I heard Christians don't put rosaries in their butts. Catholics do, but Christians definitely don't.
Comments by Jeff
Jeff, it's part of the Eucharist, I think.
Comments by Avitable