This weekend, I received a package from Poppy. Before I could take any photos, though, I devoured the entire package whole. So here is my artistic recreation of the contents of my stomach, which include her package, among other items.
Thanks, Poppy! You’re my favorite blogger from France!
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Twitter: Jayman3768
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Someday your artwork will be on display in the world’s great museums.
Of course you’ll be dead and wont’ get to enjoy it, but you’ll still be famous.
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Twitter: Amanda234
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Poppy sent you an iphone and you ate it?
Poppy, where’s my iphone? I promise I won’t eat it.
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I knew it! I knew it!
I knew my Mum wouldn’t lie to me about the gum!
Robyn
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You know something, if you get enough loyal fans you’ll never have to pay for food again.
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I am slightly troubled by the sperm in your stomach :jerkoff2:
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The French are a very giving people.
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YIKES! A MINI? Gosh, I hope RW made it out in time!
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That’s where my Styrofoam peanuts went!
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(Oh. And. This was funny.)
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I’m OK Aunt Robin, but I note that Adam has more brains in his stomach than he has in his head!
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Twitter: coalminersgd
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Dude, you got a ninja in there? I understand how a ninja got into your lungs. The sneaky bastards like to make you sick, it’s like fun for them. But in your stomach? How did you convince him? Was it the cookies or the cat? Just wondering.
Wait…. how did Poppy get a ninja shipped from France. Aren’t they Japanese? Wha?
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Wait, is that a sperm I see? Are you and Mrs. Avitable preparing to bring forth new joy? Are we expecting a baby Avitable soon?
You would have to throw the cup thing in, wouldn’t you.
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Jay, posthumous fame is good enough for me.
Amanda, no, she didn’t. I ate some random person’s iphone who was walking down the street.
BorysSNORC, yup!
Gwen, I could live with that.
MD, so I sucked off a homeless person. Who hasn’t?
Mr. Fabulous, when they’re not running away.
RW, he got away. It was close, though – I thought his car was a peppermint.
Britt, they’re mine now, beyotch.
RW, ninjas aren’t that smart.
CMG, I told him that there was an honorable fight in there.
Trish, you do realize (and I only ask this because I know you’re older and need glasses) that this is a picture of me, not my wife, right?
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Twitter: nycwatchdog
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Poppy sent you sperm???
Love the :2girls: reference!
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Are your testicles leaking into your stomach?
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I was talking about the little sperm guy.
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is that fab’s sperm swimming in your belly?
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also, i thought you only liked “light” mayo?
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Awww, yay! You drew me a picture!!!!! I was absolutely convinced you were going to not say anything about this since I told you I’m not in it for the glory. I guess you had nothing else to blog about today.
In case anyone is actually interested in seeing the cookies they are here.
Amanda, I did not send him an iPhone. Just cookies and Ratatouille (since I had an extra copy and he had zero copies).
Britt, those peanuts were in the box — red and green! Stolen from B who sent her Christmas present to me in that box.
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Dawg, I did not send him sperm. Fab sent him that.
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You have a very large stomach. I had no idea that anyone could fit even half of that in there. Love the sperm!!!
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Duh, I know it is not of Mrs. Avitable. I saw the itty bitty penis. I was wondering if the little spermy was your way of preparing us for the great news!
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NYCWD, no that was a homeless person.
Jen, hope not!
RW, ah. Good point.
Hello, no, some bum I met on the street. And the mayo is light.
Poppy, I haven’t watched the movie yet, but I will watch it and will report back.
TMP, to be fair, most of it came in through my butt.
Trish, hahaha! No, thank God.
Christie, you can’t make me!
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Wow! You got my initials right!
Lucky guess?
Anyway, it was just as well he got away. OMG, can you just imagine the heartburn, not to mention the [ahem!]… flatulence!
Ughh!
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:clap:
So, is it true? Do the mini Coopers taste just like chicken?
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Robin, I was thinking “RW” and wrote “RW”. Of course, I think I already know your name, don’t I? From Christmas cards or something?
Amy, RW tasted like chicken. The mini cooper tasted like over fried potatoes.
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Well that makes more sense…. Thank you for clearing that up!
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you’re my personal Renoir
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Damn. No one ever sends me presents except the completely unreadable card from Avi. I am shameless and have no pride… Why can’t you send me presents???
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I send Avi presents to bribe him. I haven’t figured out what to bribe him about, but when I do I know the presents will pay off.
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Hmmm… so did you eat it with ketchup? Did you use your fingers or a fork? :batting:
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Yes, but I know where you live!
Hmm, come to think of it, you also know where I live…”from Christmas cards or something.”
Okay, I’ll shut up now.
…Or I could just send you presents!
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TMP, my pleasure.
Crys, I was hoping more for Manet.
Absurdist, unreadable? Did you have your glasses on, you old lady?
Poppy, it will pay off eventually.
Amy, the Mini Cooper? I put mayo on it.
Robin, I think sending me presents is a brilliant idea!
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Yes – I think the sperm made me think a little… when did you swallow sperm?!
Wait – forget I asked!
I love your drawings.
Can’t wait to hear about that mini cooper coming to pass…
HAHA.
Ew.
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Twitter: Readerwrites
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If you eat the gifts I send you (when I get around to it – which at my current rate of speed could be… months…) I will be sad. Don’t eat the socks.
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Sybil, I might just leave the mini cooper in there.
Nina, I won’t eat the socks. I might use them for nefarious purposes, though.
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