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posted by Avitable Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 12:00 am
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  1.  

    "pop shit"... heh. I love Amy. Can we discuss this Utah prospect again?

    Comments by Amanda

    comment by Amanda Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 12:21 am

     

  2.  

    Too bad your wife isn't bi. I would totally make out with her.

    Comments by Beth

    comment by Beth Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 12:46 am

     

  3.  

    I'll say it again: My favorite part is when Amy says she doesn't bullshit, she lies. heartbeat

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 12:51 am

     

  4.  

    What brainwashing technique did you use to ever get somebody as smart, funny, cute, and entertaining as Amy to marry you? Juuuuust curious...

    Comments by Dave2

    comment by Dave2 Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 1:39 am

     

  5.  

    i love when you discover music i played for you repeatedly(ages ago)..to which you showed no FUCKING interest. -___-

    Comments by liquid

    comment by liquid Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 2:26 am

     

  6.  

    Is she sitting BEHIND you? You didn't make her squeeze into the little spot beside you??

    I'm impressed at how awesome Amy looks on Camera. If this whole lawyer thing doesn't work out, maybe she should look into that extra gig.

    Comments by Miss Britt

    comment by Miss Britt Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 7:51 am

     

  7.  

    Oh, and I am simultaneously fucking HORRIFIED at the Dirty Sanchez thing and GRATEFUL that you had not decided to share that with me before.

    Of course, Amy had to go and fuck that all up.

    Comments by Miss Britt

    comment by Miss Britt Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 7:52 am

     

  8.  

    OK - both of those comments sound like slams at Amy.

    I am not SURPRISED at how she looks on Camera as she is stunning in real life. But I look like shit on Camera so I am impressed.

    I am however totally pissed and slamming at her for the Dirty Sanchez thing. I'm plotting some revenge over that crap.

    Comments by Miss Britt

    comment by Miss Britt Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 7:55 am

     

  9.  

    Does commenting 3 (um, 4) times in a row make me look crazy?

    Comments by Miss Britt

    comment by Miss Britt Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 7:55 am

     

  10.  

    Dude, I liked your hair longer.... **sigh**

    You are damned lucky to have her! She is awesome, smart and pretty and SKINNY! I am so jealous!

    And put a fricken' valance on that window for crying out loud, would you?

    Comments by The Absurdist

    comment by The Absurdist Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 8:21 am

     

  11.  

    Nice to "meet" you, Amy!

    Gorilla hair - yeah. Kind of figured that.

    Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter

    comment by Coal Miner's Granddaughter Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 8:34 am

     

  12.  

    I can't believe you went there with the Michael J Fox comment! I think that all.the.time!!!

    I don't know much about 70's music either. loser

    Comments by metalmom

    comment by metalmom Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 9:43 am

     

  13.  

    Thanks for the insight into you via Amy. You two are just right for each other. (I mean that in a good way.) Next time reverse it and tell us 8 things about Amy.

    Comments by Summer

    comment by Summer Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 10:13 am

     

  14.  

    LOLOL 12 year old girl!!!

    Man does she have your number!

    Nice to meet you Amy-you are awesome–from one lawyer to another "I don't bullshit ...I lie"
    has got to be the Best. Line. Ever.

    Y'all are so cute together.

    Comments by turnbaby

    comment by turnbaby Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 10:46 am

     

  15.  

    hi, amy!
    rose

    (i love that mrs. avi switched up your "original" idea and went for 8. although being married to you i am certain she could have done 38 and not had to hesitate)

    Comments by hellohahanarf

    comment by hellohahanarf Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 11:42 am

     

  16.  

    I am really good at guessing who does the voices on any animated show, plus I am a whiz at the B movie actor thing.

    Arcane pop knowledge can, indeed, SAVE YOUR LIFE. I'm just sayin'.

    And head to toe hair? Not a surprise, and yet, still disconcerting.

    Comments by Tracy Lynn

    comment by Tracy Lynn Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 11:43 am

     

  17.  

    Dude ... I really didn't think Amy existed. I thought she was probably imaginary and you just had a pillow that drew a face and some boobs on that you would sit next to you on the couch while you watched The Gilmore Girls (on at 10 am CST and again at 4PM CST on ABC Family, not that I would know these things) and talked to her about the show.

    Now that we've all seen her I have to say that you seriously married over your head. Good job.

    Comments by Jay

    comment by Jay Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 12:17 pm

     

  18.  

    Atleast you told her you loved her back unlike Fab :)

    Comments by Peggy

    comment by Peggy Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 12:39 pm

     

  19.  

    Okay, that is totally NOT what I thought your wife would look like, but you two are soooo cute together. She must like smart, funny guys too! heartbeat

    If things don't work out with Amy, will you marry me? angel

    J.

    Comments by HoosierGirl5

    comment by HoosierGirl5 Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 12:49 pm

     

  20.  

    Awww, that is so cute! Love it.
    She is beautiful.
    You are one lucky man!

    Comments by Sybil Law

    comment by Sybil Law Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 12:54 pm

     

  21.  

    Wow, Amy is a lovely woman you should get her to aappear in your vlogs more often.

    Comments by Fogspinner

    comment by Fogspinner Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 1:31 pm

     

  22.  

    Britt, commenting 4 times does make you sound crazy, but in that adorable way only you can pull off. heartbeat

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 2:24 pm

     

  23.  

    So basically you dragged your poor wife on camera to confirm all of our strange suspicions about you?

    I'm impressed. lmao

    Comments by Amy

    comment by Amy Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 2:34 pm

     

  24.  

    Amanda, she says okay.

    Beth, she is awesome, isn't she?

    Poppy, it's true, too.

    Dave, GHB and hypnosis.

    Liquid, don't know what you're talking about. Have I told you about this cool band named Ladytron?

    Britt, definitely crazy.

    Absurdist, I like it shorter. The baldness is less noticeable.

    CMG, well, I am part gorilla.

    Metalmom, yeah, I went there.

    Summer, there are absolutely NO annoying or strange things about Amy. She's perfect.

    Turnbaby, it's all true about her, too.

    Hello, she could have done 100, I'm sure.

    Tracy, thank you! Arcane pop knowledge is definitely worth its weight in gold.

    Jay, oh, I know how lucky I am.

    Peggy, I know!

    HG5, what did you think she'd look like.

    Sybil Law, yes I am.

    Fogspinner, I might do that. If she's willing.

    Poppy, yeah, she's a loon.

    Amy, no, she wanted to be on camera!

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 3:30 pm

     

  25.  

    Stunning - just beautiful... Marriage, so that works huh?!

    Comments by Bec

    comment by Bec Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 8:02 pm

     

  26.  

    How funny!! My hubby says I am a 14 year old teenage girl because all the crap I like. Anyone missing Gossip Girl yet??

    Comments by Janelle

    comment by Janelle Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 8:46 pm

     

  27.  

    Oh and yay! for "meeting" your wife.

    Comments by Janelle

    comment by Janelle Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 8:47 pm

     

  28.  

    Amy's beautiful! Thanks for finally introducing her to us.

    Comments by Geeky Tai-Tai

    comment by Geeky Tai-Tai Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ 11:49 pm

     

  29.  

    Bec, only with discipline, hard work, drugs, and hypnosis.

    Janelle, this whole time I thought you WERE 14! You're way too old for me now.

    Geeky, you can also see her at http://www.adamandamyswedding.com.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Sunday, January 13, 2008 @ 1:15 am

     

  30.  

    What did you think she would look like?

    Well, for one thing she looks older than you do, which surprises me.....and she seems like the smart/serious type which doesn't usually go with the smart/funny type (you).

    But clearly you are crazy about her, and she obviously tolerate loves you, too.

    J.

    Comments by HoosierGirl5

    comment by HoosierGirl5 Sunday, January 13, 2008 @ 7:49 am

     

  31.  

    Oops, I forgot to add "just teasing" after the "tolerates" part. hug

    You two look great together.

    J.

    Comments by HoosierGirl5

    comment by HoosierGirl5 Sunday, January 13, 2008 @ 7:51 am

     

  32.  

    Hmmmm...your lack of cultural knowledge before the 80's appears to be a rough spot for you guys huh?

    Comments by Robin

    comment by Robin Sunday, January 13, 2008 @ 11:53 am

     

  33.  

    HG5, she's only two years older than me, but it's going to kill her that you thought she actually looked older than me.

    Robin, we had to go to counseling over it.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Monday, January 14, 2008 @ 7:57 am

     

  34.  

    Okay, then tell her I said you look childishly young....not that she looks older....

    Just don't tell her it was ME that said it. Okay?

    thumbsup

    J.

    Comments by HoosierGirl

    comment by HoosierGirl Monday, January 14, 2008 @ 12:03 pm

     

  35.  

    HG5, sounds like a plan.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Monday, January 14, 2008 @ 3:37 pm

     

  36.  

    You guys are so cute.

    And we love Amy to an insane degree.

    And I can't help but think, cupcake, that by the time you are my age, you are going to have my hairline at the rate the troops seem to be retreating up there...

    Oh, and it's a total plus you don't know anything about Zeppelin. They suck.

    Comments by Mr. Fabulous

    comment by Mr. Fabulous Tuesday, January 15, 2008 @ 6:25 am

     

  37.  

    Fab, let's not talk about the hair. It's depressing.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Tuesday, January 15, 2008 @ 9:01 am

     

  38.  

    guys, bald is sexy. VERY sexy. trust me on this one.
    sexytime

    Comments by hellohahanarf

    comment by hellohahanarf Tuesday, January 15, 2008 @ 9:06 am

     

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