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AvitaWeek 2008: Chocorrito

If you’ve read my proclamation over at the Church of Holy Avitableness, you may have seen this edict:

There are no rituals or ceremonies other than blogging for a normal parishioner of the COHA. However, if one wishes to become a Minister of Avitableness, there are three requirements:

1. Consume the holy communion. Forged from compressed and processed materials, the communion of the COHA consists of a microwaveable beef and cheese burrito heated to perfection and coated in refrigerated Hershey’s chocolate syrup. The communion must be eaten with gusto. Lip smacks must abound.

Faithful readers from years past will also recall the discussion of delicious chocolate-covered burritos in these posts:

I’ve heard doubt, disgust, and disbelief. A few people made the valid point that I honestly haven’t eaten one of these delicacies since I was in high school, which was 13 years ago.

So, for day four of AvitaWeek 2008, I decided to go ahead and show just how awesome and delicious a chocolate-covered burrito (or chocorrito, as I have now named them) can be!

This is one video you do not want to miss:

Here’s the direct link from Youtube.

And don’t forget! My birthday is in three days, and it’s not too late to send me naked pictures of yourself or some other type of awesome gift! You can even check my wishlists if you want to actually spend your hard earned cash on spoiling me.

Last, but not least, for the “Guess Which Part” contest, here are the correct answers:

1. That is, indeed, my right butt cheek.
2. The bottom of my horrible, horrible foot.
3. My left knee.
4. Yup – most of you guessed it. That’s my testicle.
5. Gorilla chest.
6. A shoulder.
7. My stomach – can’t you see the happy trail?

I don’t think anyone actually guessed all of them correctly. Thanks for playing!

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47 Replies to “AvitaWeek 2008: Chocorrito”

  1. Miss Britt

    This is what you did while I was off work?

    Seriously, dude. Just because I’m not there, doesn’t mean the whole fucking company needs to shut down.

    Get yo ass on the motherfucking PHONE.

    Oh my God I’m going to puke.

    Oh you did NOT fucking go there about me smoking.

    Those bites are the size of my head.

    Puke. Puke. Puke.

  2. Amy

    Katie is watching this – you actually distracted her from MySpace! *gasp*

    The only problem I have is that you are making my daughter use the laugh that she reserves for crotch punching her brother and the nut shot videos on America’s Funniest Home Videos.

    I’m willing to give it a shot. I might have to add some pepper slices to it.

    Oh, shoot, I just remembered… I’m low carbing it… no can do. Now I’m just bummed.

  3. jester

    I can’t be a full member of the church because I hate chocolate.

    I wonder what it would taste like smothered in Nutella?

    I couldn’t watch the whole video. I was afraid you were going to go all two girls one cup on us. :2girls:

  4. The Absurdist

    How in the hell did you get four comments already?

    First of all, Avi, it’s not ‘SEERUP’. It’s ‘suurup’.

    I can’t imagine what kind of farts I would have if I ate that… It’s bad enough tonight after the Pasta Milano from Macaroni Grill. I am sure that the gulden’s brown mustard and mayo on the blue-cheese crunchies didn’t help either. 🙂

  5. Aunt Robin

    Okay, Adam, was that video so bad that You Tube pulled it from the shelves, or what? I got a message saying it was “no longer available.”

    Hopefully the technical problem will be worked out later today. I’ll be on the edge of my seat until then. Heh!

  6. Poppy

    Mmmmmmm, burrito with mole chocolate sauce… :sex023:

    /scream ON
    JIGSAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :heartbeat: :heartbeat: :heartbeat: :heartbeat: :heartbeat: :heartbeat: :heartbeat: :heartbeat: :heartbeat: :heartbeat: :heartbeat:
    /scream OFF

  7. BOSSY

    Now that’s what Bossy calls Entertainment. Except, suggestion: Perhaps if you soaked the dish in Diet Coke before eating, it would make the cooling process that much faster. Also? The corrosive ingredients in the soda would begin to digest your entree *before* it hits Avitable intestines.

    Bossy is all about efficiency.

  8. RW

    Chocolate sauce is often used on meat dishes in Europe, but the chocolate is not exactly, um, this kind. Plus it is rarely if ever done on this side of the ocean. All you’ve really done is tap into something they do elsewhere but – I think – you are substituting fake American milk chocolate for the dark actual real European kind.

    I think I will pass on the video just the same, though.

  9. Jay

    Next time I get a burrito from one of those roadside Mexican food carts I’m gonna ask them if they can cover it in chocolate. I’m thinking they’ll look at me like I’m a weirdo, but I’ll give it a try.

  10. Nina

    I perfectly understand why you would put chocolate syrup on a burrito. The chilis and the cheese would obviously go well with the chocolate because salty and sweet are always good together. (Anyone who has ever dipped a Wendy’s french fry in a Frosty understands this). But the part about the icy coldness of the syrup, no. Room temperature syrup for me.

  11. Sarcastica

    For some reason that escapes me, the sound isn’t working on this computer. Don’t know why. The images I saw where…interesting…

    I am turned off of burritos forever now. Not that I really liked them in the first place lmfao!

  12. ADW

    Um. Yuck?

    I love chocolate the same as the next bitch, but at least you didn’t ruin GOOD chocolate (like Godiva) by pouring it over frozen Mexiturds.

    I am going to go puke now.

    Oh, happy birthday you Washed Up TaintFlicker!

    I am working on new insults.

    ADW

  13. Karl

    Dude, we simply MUST get together and party. Where are you, Orlando? I’m in Sebring, about 90 mins. south of Orlando myself.

    I’ll bring the beer, you bring the burritos and chocolate syrup.

  14. Avitable

    Britt, those are normal bites!

    Amy, ironically, I’m also on Myspace monopolizing her time.

    Amanda, my pallet is that of a gourmand.

    Jester, how can you hate chocolate?

    Absurdist, it’s seerup!

    Robin, no, it’s working for everyone else. I blame your computer.

    Fab, it was dreadful at the store!

    Em, the burritos are a delicacy.

    Poppy, Jigsaw says hi.

    NYCWD, but do you have chocolate syrup?

    Bossy, why do I get the distinct impression that you’re mocking me?

    Heather, it’s much better than a chocolate covered cockroach. Not that I know that from experience.

    Turnbaby, the larger the bites, the less densely spread out the calories are.

    RW, yeah, I knew that something similar was done in European dishes, but I think mine is even better. And you should watch the video – there’s nothing horrible on it.

    Jay, good!

    Nina, I love fries in Frosty.

    Sarcastica, the images were disturbing? Were you watching 1guy2burritos?

    Sarah is OK, clearly you are an evolved human.

    Liquid, shh.

    ADW, hahahahahaha. I like that one.

    Amanda, yeah, mine’s better.

    Cheri, THANKS!

    Robin, see if he agrees.

    Karl, I’m in Altamonte Springs. You live in a Chrysler Sebring?

    Preposterous, that’s not a tour of the house – just one wing.

  15. MyWeeWorld

    Okay, at first I wondered why you were bothering with silverware at all since you’re a dude home alone. Then I saw all the chocolatey goodness. Now I want to know why you aren’t using a spoon to make sure you get all the chocolate.

    That said, I live in Texas, and I’m pretty sure they’d hang you here for bastardizing those poor burritos that way.

  16. Y2k Survivor

    Oh No!! I am not falling for THAT trick where I click on the video of you innocently eating Choco-Mexican food when I KNOW the first fuggin thing you will do is toss those burritos away, puke in a trash can and eat it, while that dog of yours shows up out of no where, dressed up as a dolphin wearing a strap-on and… nuh-uh Dude I aint clickin nuttin!!

    But I am sending you a naked photo for your birthday.

  17. Sybil Law

    I think the aging is going to your head. Dementia, anyone? However, I do buy those burritos for my husband all the time. I think they’re pretty disgusting, but he loves them. Perhaps I will ask him to try them with some chocolate syrup! He’ll do anything when he returns from poker all nice and drunk…
    Also – you need one of those webcams that automatically follows you around. If I wasn’t going to be sick from the chocorittos, then the camera action might’ve done it!
    Jigsaw is waaay cute.

  18. Avitable

    Y2K, shit. How’d you guess! And everybody, look at the naked picture Y2K sent me for my birthday!

    Robin, you’d put on 100 pounds because it’s soo delicious!

    Crystal, will you try it yourself? Or at least make your daughter try it?

    Steph, she doesn’t beg for food because she’s trained. And it was delish!

    Sybil, just try it sometime. You’ll like it.

    Calps, semi-tempting? Just like I have a semi-hard on?

    Stephanie, her tail is normal. She is a cutie.

    Kylah, that is weird, but makes sense if you think about mixing wasabi and ginger root.

    Sybil, fucking awwwww…..

    BPR, just one time (ONE time), try putting some chocolate syrup on it.

  19. hellohahanarf

    best knife rack. ever. seriously, ever.

    you have me thisclose to running out to the grocery store for burritos. naturally i have plenty of hershey’s in the fridge already, but don’t think i have purchased one of those cheap burritos.

    by the way, you are have almost as many fridge magnets as i do. freak.

  20. Y2k Survivor

    OK I told some kid that has been hanging around (hoping to date my daughter) about the Chocorrito. This kid lives with three or four other kids so I told him to make it and dare the dumbest one to try it.

    I can’t because lately any sugar and even too many carbs seems to send me into total crash. So, tonight this kid calls me up to say chocolate burritos are freakin Awesome!!

    ok so he must be smokin dope. Yet another reason to keep his legal adult ass away from my little girl.

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