AvitaWeek 2008: Lazy Sunday XXV

For the last day of AvitaWeek 2008, here is a really lazy meme:

YOUR REAL NAME:
Adam Heath Avitable

YOUR FLYGIRL/FLYBOY NAME: (first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)
Adamizzle

YOUR RAP NAME: (first initial of first name, first three or four letters of your last name)
A Avi

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color + favorite animal)
Black Dolphin

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name + street you live on)
Heath Birch

YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad’s side, your favorite candy)
Jerry Reeses

YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (your first pet’s name + street you grew up on)
Smoky Hummingbird

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name)
AviAd

JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your grandmother’s maiden name spelled backwards)
Htaeh Yrael

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (second favorite color + favorite alcoholic drink)
The Red Nothing

YOUR ACTION HERO NAME: (first name of a main character in the last movie you watched, last food you ate)
Juno Cookie

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents’ middle names)
Robert Leah

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black + the name of your pet)
Black Jigsaw

YOUR ARABIC NAME: (second letter of your first name + third letter of your last name + fourth letter of your middle name + second letter of your moms maiden name + third letter of you dad’s middle name + first letter of a siblings first name + last letter of your mom’s middle name)
Yeah, this one’s offensive. Pass.

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20 Responses to AvitaWeek 2008: Lazy Sunday XXV

  1. Amanda
    Twitter:
    says:

    You passed on the offensive question? Hmm… I think you are mellowing out in your old age

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  2. Mr. Fabulous says:

    The Red Nothing is just screaming to be made into a comic book.

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  3. Jerry Reeses… yeah, that’s an awesome porn name! I’d watch ya bag porn star chicks on the big screen!

    I’ve enjoyed this week. Just, please, no more testicle pictures!

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  4. Lin says:

    Seriously? You found something offensive??

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  5. Avitable says:

    Amanda, I don’t mind offending individual people. Making racist jokes, though, is not something I find funny. That one’s akin to calling someone from the Middle East a “towelhead”.

    Mr. Fabulous, you write it, I’ll draw it.

    CMG, too bad. Next week is Ball Week!

    Lin, I find prejudice offensive.

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  6. Trishk says:

    Smoky Hummingbird? Wow, I can see that video coming soon, it will have a black dolphin in it!

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  7. LizB says:

    Happy belated birthday. I’m visiting you via Reader, and you definitely have me laughing irreverently on a Sunday morning.

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  8. Poppy says:

    I am proud of you for taking a pass.

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  9. Hilly says:

    I like this meme a lot but I’m not as trusting as you are with all that personal info out there! Still, having a superhero name like Red Lemondrop would be fun :) .

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  10. Robin
    Twitter:
    says:

    What would your supers be The Red Nothing?

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  11. Stephanie says:

    I’m so sad that AvitaWeek 2008 is over. :crying:

    I laughed. I cried. I threw up a little. I may or may not have gotten excited. :sex003:

    Here’s to next year. :woohoo:

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  12. hellohahanarf says:

    the week is over already? damn. i certainly enjoyed these posts.

    although i would enjoy all ball week even more…

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  13. Kylah says:

    Happy birthday! Sorry it’s late. AvitaWeek 2008 was great, I’m looking forward to/slightly scared of AvitaWeek 2009.

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  14. Sybil Law says:

    Hahaha Smoky Hummingbrid made me laugh! Also, I would love the know, too, what powers the Red Nothing would have – you should get some creative answers for that one!
    Even when you seem worn out, you rock. :)

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  15. Dan says:

    Wasn’t the Red nothing in the Doom Patrol?

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  16. I loved this meme….great porn name!

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  17. What if my mother’s birth certificate doesn’t even have a first name, let alone a middle name?

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  18. Can I call you Adamizzle forever?

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  19. Avitable says:

    Trish, black dolphin is also what I call my penis.

    LizB, thanks for the visit and birthday wish!

    Poppy, thanks.

    Hilly, as long as it doesn’t ask for my mother’s maiden name, I’m okay with it.

    Robin, I could do absolutely nothing and get away with it!

    Stephanie, but did you touch yourself?

    Hello, such a tease!

    Kylah, I should start planning it now. I’ve gotta go full monty.

    Sybil, this was a lazy one, though.

    Dan, he was Negative Man’s cousin.

    Mrs. Schmitty, thanks.

    Absurdist, does it just say “Satan” on it?

    Karen, how about Avizzle?

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  20. Absurdist says:

    Actually, we call my mother “The Albatross”, but she does go by many different names.

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