For the last day of AvitaWeek 2008, here is a really lazy meme:
YOUR REAL NAME:
Adam Heath Avitable
YOUR FLYGIRL/FLYBOY NAME: (first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)
Adamizzle
YOUR RAP NAME: (first initial of first name, first three or four letters of your last name)
A Avi
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color + favorite animal)
Black Dolphin
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name + street you live on)
Heath Birch
YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad’s side, your favorite candy)
Jerry Reeses
YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (your first pet’s name + street you grew up on)
Smoky Hummingbird
YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name)
AviAd
JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your grandmother’s maiden name spelled backwards)
Htaeh Yrael
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (second favorite color + favorite alcoholic drink)
The Red Nothing
YOUR ACTION HERO NAME: (first name of a main character in the last movie you watched, last food you ate)
Juno Cookie
YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents’ middle names)
Robert Leah
YOUR GOTH NAME: (black + the name of your pet)
Black Jigsaw
YOUR ARABIC NAME: (second letter of your first name + third letter of your last name + fourth letter of your middle name + second letter of your moms maiden name + third letter of you dad’s middle name + first letter of a siblings first name + last letter of your mom’s middle name)
Yeah, this one's offensive. Pass.
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You passed on the offensive question? Hmm... I think you are mellowing out in your old age
Comments by Amanda
The Red Nothing is just screaming to be made into a comic book.
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
Jerry Reeses... yeah, that's an awesome porn name! I'd watch ya bag porn star chicks on the big screen!
I've enjoyed this week. Just, please, no more testicle pictures!
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
Seriously? You found something offensive??
Comments by Lin
Amanda, I don't mind offending individual people. Making racist jokes, though, is not something I find funny. That one's akin to calling someone from the Middle East a "towelhead".
Mr. Fabulous, you write it, I'll draw it.
CMG, too bad. Next week is Ball Week!
Lin, I find prejudice offensive.
Comments by Avitable
Smoky Hummingbird? Wow, I can see that video coming soon, it will have a black dolphin in it!
Comments by Trishk
Happy belated birthday. I'm visiting you via Reader, and you definitely have me laughing irreverently on a Sunday morning.
Comments by LizB
I am proud of you for taking a pass.
Comments by Poppy
I like this meme a lot but I'm not as trusting as you are with all that personal info out there! Still, having a superhero name like Red Lemondrop would be fun :).
Comments by Hilly
What would your supers be The Red Nothing?
Comments by Robin
I'm so sad that AvitaWeek 2008 is over.
I laughed. I cried. I threw up a little. I may or may not have gotten excited.
Here's to next year.
Comments by Stephanie
the week is over already? damn. i certainly enjoyed these posts.
although i would enjoy all ball week even more...
Comments by hellohahanarf
Happy birthday! Sorry it's late. AvitaWeek 2008 was great, I'm looking forward to/slightly scared of AvitaWeek 2009.
Comments by Kylah
Hahaha Smoky Hummingbrid made me laugh! Also, I would love the know, too, what powers the Red Nothing would have - you should get some creative answers for that one!
Even when you seem worn out, you rock. :)
Comments by Sybil Law
Wasn't the Red nothing in the Doom Patrol?
Comments by Dan
I loved this meme....great porn name!
Comments by Mrs. Schmitty
What if my mother's birth certificate doesn't even have a first name, let alone a middle name?
Comments by The Absurdist
Can I call you Adamizzle forever?
Comments by Karen Sugarpants
Trish, black dolphin is also what I call my penis.
LizB, thanks for the visit and birthday wish!
Poppy, thanks.
Hilly, as long as it doesn't ask for my mother's maiden name, I'm okay with it.
Robin, I could do absolutely nothing and get away with it!
Stephanie, but did you touch yourself?
Hello, such a tease!
Kylah, I should start planning it now. I've gotta go full monty.
Sybil, this was a lazy one, though.
Dan, he was Negative Man's cousin.
Mrs. Schmitty, thanks.
Absurdist, does it just say "Satan" on it?
Karen, how about Avizzle?
Comments by Avitable
Actually, we call my mother "The Albatross", but she does go by many different names.
Comments by Absurdist