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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Monthly Archives: January 2008
AvitaWeek 2008: MLK who?
As you might have noticed from the header (if not, reload the page), this is AvitaWeek 2008. I plan on shamelessly celebrating my 31st birthday all week long and soliciting presents, cards, and well wishes. I’m even going to keep … Continue reading
Posted in AvitaWeek
Tagged avitable, AvitaWeek, birthday, comedy, humor, i-have-a-dream, martin-luther-king, mlk
46 Comments
Lazy Sunday XXIV
Stolen from Steve’s Nude Memphis Blog: 1. Have you ever kissed someone 16 or older? Yes. I’ve also licked someone who was 48 and homeless. 2. Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with an A? I think her … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, comedy, humor, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, myspace, surveys
30 Comments
Not even my work
Too tired to post, so here’s a quick clip from “Snuff Box”, a UK show.
Avitapalooza
First saw this over at Mixed Nut’s: Let’s make a band: 1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random The first article title is the name of your band. 2. http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3 The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album. … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, avitapalooza, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, mixed-nut
31 Comments
History lesson
Ask anyone in their fifties. They’ll all tell you that the world is a different place than it was when they were growing up. There’s more violence, corruption is widespread, we all have the attention spans of microwaves, and people … Continue reading
Miss Elaine Eous
Bunch of random shit today: 1. The contest I asked you to guess which ads were real and which were fake. The correct answer is that all of them are, in fact, real. Even the Pakistan Airline one, the spanking … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged advertising, amazon, avitable, awards, birthday, britt, coal-miners-granddaughter, contest, contests, interview, marketing, miss britt, My Art, wishlist
30 Comments
Can you hear me now?
With talking geckos, creepy mask-wearing kings, butchered classic songs, and annoying spokespersons like Jared and that Verizon guy, marketing seems to have hit an all-time low. Ads are just getting stupider and stupider, and their ability to interest anyone other … Continue reading
Posted in Whoring
Tagged advertising, avitable, contest, marketing, truth-in-advertising
44 Comments
Faith in humanity . . . lost
Before I get to the real reason for my post, here’s an interesting ad I noticed when I was checking my Gmail last week. Click for a legible version: Okay, now onto the horror. 2girls1cup – everybody knows what it … Continue reading
Posted in Dirty talk
Tagged 4girlsfingerpaint, adsense, avitable, comedy, google, horror, humor, shemales, shit, shock
60 Comments
Lazy Sunday XXIII
Where did you kiss the last person you kissed the very first time you kissed them? On their lips. What’s the greatest thing that happened to you today? My cheeseburger had an extra slice of bacon on it. How many … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, comedy, humor, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, myspace, surveys
28 Comments
Special Guest Star
Today, we have a very special guest star! Here is the direct link.
