The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Monthly Archives: January 2008
Republican’t
Now I don’t profess to know or care about politics. It just doesn’t matter to me. I’m an upper middle class straight married white male – no matter who’s in power, I’m going to be just fine. But just for … Continue reading
Posted in Politics
Tagged alan-keyes, alan-keys, avitable, comedy, democrats, duncan-hunter, fred-thompson, humor, john mccain, mike-huckabee, mitt-romney, Politics, primaries, republicans, ron-paul, rudy-giuliani, satire
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Manna from heaven
This weekend, I received a package from Poppy. Before I could take any photos, though, I devoured the entire package whole. So here is my artistic recreation of the contents of my stomach, which include her package, among other items. … Continue reading
Distraction
Many of you may have seen this at Jester’s, and then subsequently at Wayne’s or Poppy’s, but for those of you who hadn’t, I bring to you a great time waster. There are 70 little games where you try to … Continue reading
Lazy Sunday XXII
Thanks to Crazy Lady in Vegas: 1. What bill do you hate paying the most? The child support for my other family in Costa Rica. 2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner? Afghanistan, 1979. 3. Last … Continue reading
New Year’s Resolutions
Britt and I discuss New Year’s Resolutions. Here is the direct link.
Posted in Vlog
Tagged avitable, britt, comedy, humor, new-years-resolutions, resolutions, video, Vlog, youtube
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Big Turk
This week, I received a package from one of my favorite Canadian bloggers, Gwen from “Kill the body and the head will die“. In her enclosed letter, she said that she thought I might enjoy this different type of Turkish … Continue reading
Advice to Blog365
In reading blogs recently, I’ve come across a group of bloggers who are joining Blog365, a community of people who are committed to blogging every day of the week for a year. And just like during NaNoBloPoMoWriSoHo, some people will … Continue reading
Yesterday’s triumph
Yesterday, shopping at Border’s, I saw a ray of light come through the ceiling and alight on an endcap in the DVD section. Angels sang, and I walked in a hypnotic trance, grabbed the holy relic, and ran to the … Continue reading








