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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Monthly Archives: February 2008
Tits on the Radio
[Audio clip: view full post to listen] A few Friday points worth mentioning: First, I promised Kyra that I’d pimp her radio show if she’d send me a video of her having sex with an action figure of Batman. She … Continue reading
Blogrolling with my homies
So it’s that time again. Time to update the blogroll. A few bloggers turned into scandalous cunts and aren’t worth my time anymore. A few bloggers just disappeared. And, of course, I’ve added a ton of new blogs to my … Continue reading
A Letter To My Body
Last week, Britt wrote a very inspiring post about body acceptance, and she very bravely posted a picture of herself in the nude to show how comfortable she is with every curve, wrinkle and stray hair. It was all part … Continue reading
Posted in Dirty talk
Tagged avitable, blogher, body-acceptance, body-image, cheeseburger, letter-to-my-body, nudity, Photos
148 Comments
Avikipedia
I need help from a Wikipedia expert. Does anyone have editing capabilities on Wikipedia? How does it work? I usually stay away from it because I think people rely on it too much, almost as an encyclopedic resource. When it … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged abu-tabela, avitabile, avitable, contest, contests, ipod, ipod-shuffle, wikipedia
56 Comments
The Great Interview Experiment
Before I get to today’s post, don’t forget about yesterday’s contest. All you need to do is pick out the seven pop culture references I mention. The contest doesn’t end until tonight at midnight, so you still have a chance … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers
Tagged avitable, Bloggers, blogging, citizen-of-the-month, contest, contests, feral-mom, gone-feral, great-interview-experiment
41 Comments
Lazy Sunday XXVII
Today’s Lazy Sunday is going to be a bit different. Typically, I work in a few pop culture references. Some are obscure, some are not. For example, last week, one of my answers was “They’ve gone plaid”, which was clearly … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, contest, contests, ipod, ipod-shuffle, kapgar, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, myspace, surveys
38 Comments
Office Space
So last week, Britt did a video post, and everybody was trying to figure out where the hell she was during the video. Some people guessed a torture chamber, or an old warehouse, or some horrible little place. It was … Continue reading
Avitapope in the house
As most of you know, I have my own church – The Church of Holy Avitableness. We don’t do mass. There’s no collection plate. We don’t have a church building. There are no vestments. I don’t even have a Holy … Continue reading
Posted in Church of Holy Avitableness
Tagged anonymity, avitable, church, Church of Holy Avitableness, confession
96 Comments
Whorsday
First, let’s talk about Coke Rewards. Every 12-pack and 20-pack and 24-pack of cans of Coca-Cola brand soda and every individual bottle of soda has a Coke Rewards number on it, making it worth anywhere from 3 points to 20. … Continue reading
Posted in Whoring
Tagged avitable, coke-rewards, i-can-has-cheezburger, ichc, lolcats, mycokerewards, pimping, whall, Whoring
59 Comments
