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Fuck.

Saturday I spent 9 hours at a mechanic’s for something very simple (brakes) and ended up with a rental car. Sunday I woke up with a massive head cold, runny nose, swollen eyes, and a sore throat.

Who knows what Monday will bring?

I am not optimistic.

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35 Replies to “Fuck.”

  1. Jay

    I’m not optimistic either. I know you were hoping for a bunch of really supportive comments, but what can I say. I don’t want to lie. I’m thinking it’s gonna be bad.

    How could they take 9 hours on breaks? I’m pretty sure I could do it myself in way less time even without the hydraulic lift and expensive tools.

  2. Y2K Survivor

    I hate hate hate being sick! I can’t stand not breathing through my nose, the dripping hacking, gooey yucky crap because sick people wont keep their cooties to themselves. You’re an attorney, do something about it!! They caused you harm, you can show damages! Set a precedent and kick some ass for the rest of us!!

  3. Janna

    Five Ways Things Could Be Worse:
    1. Your kidneys and lungs could spontaneously decide to switch places while you sleep, leaving you to drown in your own urine.
    2. All your hair could fall out, all at once, when you’re trying to eat soup.
    3. The government could start charging a tax of $25 every time you say the word “fuck”.
    4. You could learn that you’re actually the love child of Oprah and Dr. Phil.
    5. You could have caught VD from Fab today when you scratched his balls with your tongue. :cock:

  4. Topncal

    Hope you have a better Monday, Because studies have shown Tuesday is the shitty day of the week.

    Of course 80% of all heart attacks happen on Monday morning. So yeah hmmm I guess you are fucked.

    Good luck with that.

  5. Sybil Law

    Hopefully it’ll bring some good medicine and a nap or two in bed.
    I feel like ass today, too.
    Hope you feel better!
    (9 hours on brakes?! Are you sure you didn’t knock out the alignment running over midget hookers or something?! Otherwise, that don’t make no sense.)

  6. Amber

    Happy Belated Birthday!!! I’m so sorry I missed it. I guess I should overnight you a birthday cake now or something…

    The entry by your “fake mom” was the funniest thing I’ve read all week.

    I never would have guessed that #3 was your testicle.

    I’m taking my car in for brakes next week. You’ve now got me paranoid and a little fearful. THANKS A LOT! (kidding, kidding)

  7. Avitable

    Britt, it’s probably just allergies. Not at all contagious. You hope . . .

    Amanda, working on it. Still failing.

    Dave, I can imagine!

    Jay, tomorrow’s post is all about that.

    Amy, it’s the end of the world.

    BPR, it’s simple and to the point.

    Mr. Fabulous, I’m pleading for it.

    Jester, exactly.

    Robin, that’s true.

    Poppy, OJ and pills are more like it.

    Robin, I’m sending it to you via email.

    Metalmom, I know!

    CMG, will do, Dr. Heather.

    TMP, me too!

    Y2K, I’ll sue mucus!

    Lynda, his car’s gone too?

    Turnbaby, well, we totally were.

    RW, little bit of both.

    Clown, at least I’m not addicted to crack.

    Janna, you make some valid points.

    Nina, thanks!

    Britt, he’s cuter, too.

    Topncal, well, tomorrow’s fucked, too, then.

    Tori, I know – I rarely feel this way.

    Sybil, midget hookers get caught in my drive train, but they don’t affect the brakes.

    Amber, I’m so disappointed that you didn’t send me pictures of your boobs with stars on your nipples like everybody else. You can do it belatedly, though.

    Bec, thanks – same to you. I know you’ve been feeling crappy, too.

  8. Stephanie

    I uploaded my virus to you.

    p.s. It only lasted 2 days for me….all dried up and crusty-sleeved now, boog’s are all gone. Still trying to hork up that crap in the back of my throat, though. Wow…doesn’t get much hotter than that, huh? What a sexy bitch I am.
    :dance:

  9. hellohahanarf

    oh yeah? i am on antibiotics for bronchitis (or however the fuck it is spelled) and i am on vacation. screw not drinking, so i am drowning the germs in tequila. but i think i am not doing the antibiotics any good. so you should somehow be thankful. ummm. yeah, i think i was saying that you should be thankful that you are sick and working, not sick and on vacation. or something like that.
    yeah.

  10. Lynda

    Yeah, we took it down for a little problem with the blinker, and they ended up keeping the car for a week. Then Dan got a head cold he is still trying to get over. He ended up sleeping all day yesterday.

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