Saturday I spent 9 hours at a mechanic's for something very simple (brakes) and ended up with a rental car. Sunday I woke up with a massive head cold, runny nose, swollen eyes, and a sore throat.
Who knows what Monday will bring?
I am not optimistic.
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I think I have a legal right to protect myself from your germs.
Consider this my notice - I'll be back at work when you're no longer contagious!
Comments by Miss Britt
Feel better!
Comments by Amanda
I've been flying for the past 26 hours with diseased people... I am not optimistic about avoiding getting sick on Monday. Bleh.
Comments by Dave2
I'm not optimistic either. I know you were hoping for a bunch of really supportive comments, but what can I say. I don't want to lie. I'm thinking it's gonna be bad.
How could they take 9 hours on breaks? I'm pretty sure I could do it myself in way less time even without the hydraulic lift and expensive tools.
Comments by Jay
Shit. If it's going like that for you - I'm seriously fucked.
Comments by Amy
Hugs!
Pee ess: I loved the title.
Comments by bluepaintred
Death is probably next.
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
At least you have your health. I mean... Fuck.
Comments by jester
The intestinal crud is making the rounds up here. I think I'd prefer the runny nose and scratchy throat.
See? You ain't got it so bad.
Comments by Aunt Robin
Perhaps Monday brings hope.
And bacon cheeseburgers.
And cookies.
And lots of sales.
And Jigsaw love.
And chocolate.
And lots of people telling you you're awesome.
Comments by Poppy
Whatever you have be it virus or bad luck stay away from me.
Comments by Robin
You're gonna die,dude!
Comments by metalmom
All I have to say is.... get better sweetie. I'd hate to see what carnage Britt would cause if you get her sick!
Feel better, have some Diet Coke, read some comics, and picture Veronica Mars nekid.
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
Hope ya feel better and get your car back!!!
Comments by themuttprincess
I hate hate hate being sick! I can't stand not breathing through my nose, the dripping hacking, gooey yucky crap because sick people wont keep their cooties to themselves. You're an attorney, do something about it!! They caused you harm, you can show damages! Set a precedent and kick some ass for the rest of us!!
Comments by Y2K Survivor
Sounds like my husband...car and cold.
Comments by Lynda
Damn it now I hve a head cold—people will think we were making out or something–FUCK!
Comments by turnbaby
Eh, is that toxic spooge effluvient on your pants or are you just glad to see moi?
Comments by RW
W'ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Comments by Clown
Five Ways Things Could Be Worse:
1. Your kidneys and lungs could spontaneously decide to switch places while you sleep, leaving you to drown in your own urine.
2. All your hair could fall out, all at once, when you're trying to eat soup.
3. The government could start charging a tax of $25 every time you say the word "fuck".
4. You could learn that you're actually the love child of Oprah and Dr. Phil.
5. You could have caught VD from Fab today when you scratched his balls with your tongue.
Comments by Janna
Feel better soon!
Comments by Nina
If there is a best commenter award, Clown wins. Every day.
I hate people who are funnier than me.
Comments by Miss Britt
Hope you have a better Monday, Because studies have shown Tuesday is the shitty day of the week.
Of course 80% of all heart attacks happen on Monday morning. So yeah hmmm I guess you are fucked.
Good luck with that.
Comments by Topncal
damn... you never complain... i thought you were a super hero until now....!!!
Comments by Tori
Hopefully it'll bring some good medicine and a nap or two in bed.
I feel like ass today, too.
Hope you feel better!
(9 hours on brakes?! Are you sure you didn't knock out the alignment running over midget hookers or something?! Otherwise, that don't make no sense.)
Comments by Sybil Law
Happy Belated Birthday!!! I'm so sorry I missed it. I guess I should overnight you a birthday cake now or something...
The entry by your "fake mom" was the funniest thing I've read all week.
I never would have guessed that #3 was your testicle.
I'm taking my car in for brakes next week. You've now got me paranoid and a little fearful. THANKS A LOT! (kidding, kidding)
Comments by Amber
Feel better... soon. Sympathies flying across the ocean
Comments by Bec
Britt, it's probably just allergies. Not at all contagious. You hope . . .
Amanda, working on it. Still failing.
Dave, I can imagine!
Jay, tomorrow's post is all about that.
Amy, it's the end of the world.
BPR, it's simple and to the point.
Mr. Fabulous, I'm pleading for it.
Jester, exactly.
Robin, that's true.
Poppy, OJ and pills are more like it.
Robin, I'm sending it to you via email.
Metalmom, I know!
CMG, will do, Dr. Heather.
TMP, me too!
Y2K, I'll sue mucus!
Lynda, his car's gone too?
Turnbaby, well, we totally were.
RW, little bit of both.
Clown, at least I'm not addicted to crack.
Janna, you make some valid points.
Nina, thanks!
Britt, he's cuter, too.
Topncal, well, tomorrow's fucked, too, then.
Tori, I know - I rarely feel this way.
Sybil, midget hookers get caught in my drive train, but they don't affect the brakes.
Amber, I'm so disappointed that you didn't send me pictures of your boobs with stars on your nipples like everybody else. You can do it belatedly, though.
Bec, thanks - same to you. I know you've been feeling crappy, too.
Comments by Avitable
Get better soon! Mondays can suck it.
Comments by MyWeeWorld
Are you sure it wasn't Typhoid Mary who was working on your car?
Get well soon!
Comments by Preposterous Ponderings
I'm pretty sure you caught my Phlegm Disease. It started JUST LIKE THAT.
You are,indeed, in a Period Of Suck. Good luck with that!
Comments by Tracy Lynn
I uploaded my virus to you.
p.s. It only lasted 2 days for me....all dried up and crusty-sleeved now, boog's are all gone. Still trying to hork up that crap in the back of my throat, though. Wow...doesn't get much hotter than that, huh? What a sexy bitch I am.
Comments by Stephanie
oh yeah? i am on antibiotics for bronchitis (or however the fuck it is spelled) and i am on vacation. screw not drinking, so i am drowning the germs in tequila. but i think i am not doing the antibiotics any good. so you should somehow be thankful. ummm. yeah, i think i was saying that you should be thankful that you are sick and working, not sick and on vacation. or something like that.
yeah.
Comments by hellohahanarf
MyWeeWorld, yes, they can.
Preposterous, very possibly!
Tracy, wonderful.
Stephanie, damn, that is sexy.
Hello, I recommend more tequila.
Comments by Avitable
Yeah, we took it down for a little problem with the blinker, and they ended up keeping the car for a week. Then Dan got a head cold he is still trying to get over. He ended up sleeping all day yesterday.
Comments by Lynda