Comments on: Damnshitfuck. http://www.avitable.com/2008/02/05/damnshitfuck/ Tact is for pussies Mon, 15 Mar 2010 17:59:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/02/05/damnshitfuck/#comment-20743 Avitable Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:43:46 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/02/05/damnshitfuck/#comment-20743 <b>Stephanie</b>, I'll show you my cockle if you show me yours. <b>DB</b>, more of a jerking car then. Stephanie, I'll show you my cockle if you show me yours.

DB, more of a jerking car then.

]]> By: DutchBitch http://www.avitable.com/2008/02/05/damnshitfuck/#comment-20712 DutchBitch Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:09:20 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/02/05/damnshitfuck/#comment-20712 Your "fucking car"? You have a car especially for the sole purpose of fucking in it? :sex011: If so, why have the breaks fixed? Who needs brakes with fucking? :boobs2: Your "fucking car"? You have a car especially for the sole purpose of fucking in it? :sex011:

If so, why have the breaks fixed? Who needs brakes with fucking? :boobs2:

]]> By: Stephanie http://www.avitable.com/2008/02/05/damnshitfuck/#comment-20700 Stephanie Wed, 06 Feb 2008 03:26:10 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/02/05/damnshitfuck/#comment-20700 I wish my cockles were warm. What's a cockle? Sorry about your car...i hate mechanics and car problems and if you would grow some boobs your car woud get done quicker. Oh yeah...and wear a skirt with no underwear. Helps. Swear. I wish my cockles were warm.

What's a cockle?

Sorry about your car…i hate mechanics and car problems and if you would grow some boobs your car woud get done quicker. Oh yeah…and wear a skirt with no underwear. Helps. Swear.

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/02/05/damnshitfuck/#comment-20699 Avitable Wed, 06 Feb 2008 03:19:51 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/02/05/damnshitfuck/#comment-20699 <b>Sybil</b>, she does rock, even if she did that. It wasn't her fault. And why no porn? <b>Allyson</b>, pizza and gyros have that protective bread layer that keep your fingers from getting greasy. I just can't stand chicken wings or any type of wings or drumsticks. I also cut the corn off of my corn on the cob. <b>Bec</b>, I guess it is otherwise pretty awesome. I just want my fucking car back! <b>Nina</b>, she did apologize profusely. <b>Britt</b>, the sickday goody bag of OJ and soup and broth you made was very awesome and made me feel warm in the cockles of my heart. Thank you. Sybil, she does rock, even if she did that. It wasn't her fault. And why no porn?

Allyson, pizza and gyros have that protective bread layer that keep your fingers from getting greasy. I just can't stand chicken wings or any type of wings or drumsticks. I also cut the corn off of my corn on the cob.

Bec, I guess it is otherwise pretty awesome. I just want my fucking car back!

Nina, she did apologize profusely.

Britt, the sickday goody bag of OJ and soup and broth you made was very awesome and made me feel warm in the cockles of my heart. Thank you.

]]> By: Miss Britt http://www.avitable.com/2008/02/05/damnshitfuck/#comment-20698 Miss Britt Wed, 06 Feb 2008 03:16:36 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/02/05/damnshitfuck/#comment-20698 In my defense, I made wings for dinner and decided to make extra for later. It wasn't until my son was bitching about getting his hands dirty that I realized they were "finger foods" and therefore AntiAvitable. And as soon as Adam walked in the door I apologized. Profusely. You know - I don't see mention of the sickday goody bag I brought you two days later - FUCKER! In my defense, I made wings for dinner and decided to make extra for later.

It wasn't until my son was bitching about getting his hands dirty that I realized they were "finger foods" and therefore AntiAvitable.

And as soon as Adam walked in the door I apologized. Profusely.

You know – I don't see mention of the sickday goody bag I brought you two days later – FUCKER!

]]> By: Nina http://www.avitable.com/2008/02/05/damnshitfuck/#comment-20697 Nina Wed, 06 Feb 2008 03:03:19 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/02/05/damnshitfuck/#comment-20697 Oh honey, I am so sorry. What a disaster. And Britt made you wings! Ungrateful harlot! (Britt if you are reading this, I love you). (But whyfore did you make wings)? Oh honey, I am so sorry. What a disaster. And Britt made you wings! Ungrateful harlot!

(Britt if you are reading this, I love you). (But whyfore did you make wings)?

]]> By: Bec http://www.avitable.com/2008/02/05/damnshitfuck/#comment-20696 Bec Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:55:42 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/02/05/damnshitfuck/#comment-20696 That sucks so very very much. A craptastic moment in your otherwise iPhone perfect life! :P That sucks so very very much. A craptastic moment in your otherwise iPhone perfect life! P

]]> By: Allyson http://www.avitable.com/2008/02/05/damnshitfuck/#comment-20693 Allyson Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:14:53 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/02/05/damnshitfuck/#comment-20693 Why can't you eat food with your hands? It's the best way. Fewer dirty dishes, you get use wet naps, and you never drop your fork on the floor! Does that go for pizza, and gyros too? Why can't you eat food with your hands? It's the best way. Fewer dirty dishes, you get use wet naps, and you never drop your fork on the floor!

Does that go for pizza, and gyros too?

]]> By: Sybil Law http://www.avitable.com/2008/02/05/damnshitfuck/#comment-20692 Sybil Law Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:09:50 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/02/05/damnshitfuck/#comment-20692 That sucks. My car is screwed up, too, only no one can figure out wtf is wrong with it. SUCKS to be without one! I hope your day gets better. Chicken wings are not good. But Miss Britt rocks in general, so I am goign to let her go on this one. :) It's prime time for some relaxing and internet porn, yes?! Nah. No porn. Watch some Dexter! Haha That sucks. My car is screwed up, too, only no one can figure out wtf is wrong with it. SUCKS to be without one!
I hope your day gets better.
Chicken wings are not good. But Miss Britt rocks in general, so I am goign to let her go on this one. )
It's prime time for some relaxing and internet porn, yes?!
Nah. No porn.
Watch some Dexter! Haha

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/02/05/damnshitfuck/#comment-20691 Avitable Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:02:56 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/02/05/damnshitfuck/#comment-20691 <b>Lynda</b>, the brownies were delish! <b>Clown</b>, even if I have to dope myself up and have someone drive me over to your place and then force-feed myself, I'll be there for FRY DAY! Lynda, the brownies were delish!

Clown, even if I have to dope myself up and have someone drive me over to your place and then force-feed myself, I'll be there for FRY DAY!

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