Sarcastica, here you go:

There once was a girl named Sarcastica
She liked to spend money – cash or plastica,
But when she ran out
Instead of a pout
She sold pictures for dirty men to whack-it-ta.

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Being included in an Avitable limerick is the best birthday gift any dirty-minded geek could have hoped for!

:heartbeat: :heartbeat: :heartbeat:

RW, don’t forget crotchety!

AnnieB, he’s undefinable.

Kids these days, whatda they know?

Amy, you don’t have good reading comprehension, either!

Turnbaby, these were done sotally tober.

Fabulous, I wish. That might explain something.

Robin, maniacal laughter is always good.

AnnieB, I’m a scat hound, what can I say?

Robin, why can’t a guy write some dirty limericks without being accused of being on drugs?

Hello, no, clearly you’re brilliant!

Metalmom, nice!

Christie, if you say so!

Clown, he pulled a Thelma and Louise.

Stephanie, no, she’s a big ol’ tease.

TMP, I bought it back.

Bossy, I should be the poet laureate.

Crys, not my butt.

Cheri, share away!

RW, there once was a man from RW. He was snooty.

Sybil, wow. Maybe you shouldn’t quit your day job.

CP, this was the limerick post, not the haiku post, thankyouverymuch.

PP, does Santa use that as a chimney?

MyWeeWorld, girlie parts are pretty cool, too.

Bobgirrl, you rang?

And why are girlie parts so ugly??? For the life of me, I cannot figure this one out. Penises are so much more interesting.