Thank you to Bec from Out of my Tree for the awesome boob-inspired birthday present sent directly from the UK!
It’s good to know that not all UK food is kidney pie, blood sausage, Marmite, and Turkish Delight!
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Twitter: Amanda234
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Those boobs look delicious
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mmmmm boobies!
And more importantly? Chocolate! :heartbeat:
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The end of this week couldn’t come sooner for avitable.com
Lots of whining by you and on yesterday’s post lots of whining and/or circle jerking from people that you probably described but didn’t realize it.
At least abortion is fun.
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Twitter: Jayman3768
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I love UK boobies. I think Keeley Hazel’s are my favorite.
UK legs like, say, Kate Beckinsale’s are nice too though.
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Lindt… mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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To you and your carb-filled treats from hell!!!!!
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Jay-sus.
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OK, I’m still trying to figure out the thingie. Where is it, dammit???
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Twitter: Readerwrites
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Why are there not more boob themed treats in the U.S.? Boobs are well loved here. What’s the deal?
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You will be getting NO work done today.
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Mmmmmmmm who doesn’t love boobies???
It’s a shame we are so uptight here. These are hilarious.
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I don’t think I could eat jelly boobs. Sounds too much like breast implants. Ick. :boobs3:
I still can’t believe you made fun of Indiana. (pout) :crying:
J.
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The chocolate was delicious!
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Twitter: coalminersgd
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Mmmmmmm, I’ll bet my littlest boy would enjoy those gifts. He hasn’t had boob action since November.
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Hands down, best non-wii birthday present you received. I want the Wonder Woman boobies. PLEASE?!? Don’t make me beg. I’m annoying when I beg.
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Twitter: hismuse
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I really should visit the UK, I think they’d appreciate me :boobs2:
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Chocolate covered boobies…jelly filled boobies, what no peanut butter?
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You will have to tell us how everything “boob” related tasted.
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Ooh! I love boobies!
Those are some great gifts
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Amanda, some were, some weren’t. Just like in real life.
BPR, chocolate boobies are the best of all worlds.
Clown, I will deep fry your soul.
Jay, I think Keira Knightley’s boobs are my favorite.
Amy, want some bread or a potato?
Bobgirrl, it works now.
Nina, I don’t know. Send me pictures of your boobs and I’ll make them beloved in the US.
Mr. Fabulous, that’s why I have an employee.
Turnbaby, I know – somehow these items will harm a child who sees them?
HG, they weren’t very good, unfortunately. And I’m a mean bastard!
Britt, fucking pig, eating all my chocolate!
CMG, that’s creepy.
Poppy, no, you can’t have them! They’re mine!
Robin, you’d be like royalty.
TrishK, I wish!
TMP, the chocolate ones were good. The others were decent to sub-par.
Christie, the stress ones that I can squeeze were awesome.
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Avi, and I quote:
Miss Britt: The chocolate was delicious!
You will share the chocolate with Britt but not the boobies with me. You are an ass.
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*insert high pitched shrieking sound*
YOU CALLED ME A FUCKING PIG! A PIG!
You don’t have the proper smiley for the way I’m feeling right now.
I’d lock your doors…
*wanders off to finish her Monday post about death…*
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Poppy, I’m a booby hoarder.
Britt, I meant glutton. I just couldn’t think of the best word. Maybe “pig” was ill-advised. Put the knife down. PUT THE KNIFE DOWN! PUT THE—-
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Poppy – to be fair (AND I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M DEFENDING HIS FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!)… I… um… well… perhaps did not exactly ask.
Or I did… but he… um…. maybe was on the phone with a client when he agreed…
/defense of FUCKING ASS!!!
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Knife? KNIFE!?!?
I wouldn’t dirty a knife on you.
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@Avi: You are still an ass.
@Britt: Yah, he’s still an ass.
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Britt, oink?
Poppy, no, I’m a boob hoarder!
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Yah, a boob-hoarding ass.
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You. did. not.
Oh no. You didn’t.
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Poppy, a boob-hoarding awesome person.
Britt, that was me talking – see? I’m the pig! You’re just a very voracious eater with an unstoppable appetite.
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So glad they finally arrived! Was beginning to stress and thinking about going postal down at the post office!
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..but where are the Kinder Eggs!!?
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Poppy, a boob-hoarding awesome person.
Yes, I am. You, however, are a boob-hoarding mean person.
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Twitter: Kapgar
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Just the idea that Bec has access to all that stuff terrifies me.
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Jelly boobs? WTF! :boobs3:
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The lady I work with has always said she wishes she had a set of boobs she could just hang on the wall. It would keep her husband occupied for hours and let her get some needed rest.
But now… boobs on the wall covered in chocolate… or better yet… a dispenser of soft serve creamy treats!!!
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Bec, it arrived Thursday morning. Thank you again!
Liquid, replaced by boobs.
Poppy, that’s true, too.
Kapgar, she’s a boob fiend.
PP, just like normal ones!
Y2K, now you’ve reminded me of 2girls1cup. Thanks.
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What the hell? Where did you get that? I need me some of that! :sexytime:
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Steve, a wonderful blogger from the UK sent it to me. You should get one of those!
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Quotes
Homer Simpson – Mmmmmmmmm Boooobieeess .
Al Bundy – It’s Okay to call em jugs, hooters and sometimes SNACK TRAYS .
:sexytime:
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Be nice – just leave Poppy a nipple!
Mmmm chocolate boobs…
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Trukindog, I’m definitely a Simpsons fan.
Sybil, I would leave her one, but I suspect that she has a couple of her own!
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Hey wait, I missed out, I never got to eat jelly or milk chocolate boobies in the UK!
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Michael, you stuck to mainly penises, didn’t you? :cock:
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