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Federal Breast Inspector

Thank you to Bec from Out of my Tree for the awesome boob-inspired birthday present sent directly from the UK!


It’s good to know that not all UK food is kidney pie, blood sausage, Marmite, and Turkish Delight!

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43 Replies to “Federal Breast Inspector”

  1. Clown

    The end of this week couldn’t come sooner for

    Lots of whining by you and on yesterday’s post lots of whining and/or circle jerking from people that you probably described but didn’t realize it.

    At least abortion is fun.

  2. Avitable

    Amanda, some were, some weren’t. Just like in real life.

    BPR, chocolate boobies are the best of all worlds.

    Clown, I will deep fry your soul.

    Jay, I think Keira Knightley’s boobs are my favorite.

    Amy, want some bread or a potato?

    Bobgirrl, it works now.

    Nina, I don’t know. Send me pictures of your boobs and I’ll make them beloved in the US.

    Mr. Fabulous, that’s why I have an employee.

    Turnbaby, I know – somehow these items will harm a child who sees them?

    HG, they weren’t very good, unfortunately. And I’m a mean bastard!

    Britt, fucking pig, eating all my chocolate!

    CMG, that’s creepy.

    Poppy, no, you can’t have them! They’re mine!

    Robin, you’d be like royalty.

    TrishK, I wish!

    TMP, the chocolate ones were good. The others were decent to sub-par.

    Christie, the stress ones that I can squeeze were awesome.

  3. Miss Britt

    *insert high pitched shrieking sound*


    You don’t have the proper smiley for the way I’m feeling right now.

    I’d lock your doors…

    *wanders off to finish her Monday post about death…*

  4. Miss Britt

    Poppy – to be fair (AND I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M DEFENDING HIS FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!)… I… um… well… perhaps did not exactly ask.

    Or I did… but he… um…. maybe was on the phone with a client when he agreed…

    /defense of FUCKING ASS!!!

  5. Y2k Survivor

    The lady I work with has always said she wishes she had a set of boobs she could just hang on the wall. It would keep her husband occupied for hours and let her get some needed rest.

    But now… boobs on the wall covered in chocolate… or better yet… a dispenser of soft serve creamy treats!!!

  6. Avitable

    Bec, it arrived Thursday morning. Thank you again!

    Liquid, replaced by boobs.

    Poppy, that’s true, too.

    Kapgar, she’s a boob fiend.

    PP, just like normal ones!

    Y2K, now you’ve reminded me of 2girls1cup. Thanks.

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