Thank you to Bec from Out of my Tree for the awesome boob-inspired birthday present sent directly from the UK!
It's good to know that not all UK food is kidney pie, blood sausage, Marmite, and Turkish Delight!
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Those boobs look delicious
Comments by Amanda
mmmmm boobies!
And more importantly? Chocolate!
Comments by bluepaintred
The end of this week couldn't come sooner for avitable.com
Lots of whining by you and on yesterday's post lots of whining and/or circle jerking from people that you probably described but didn't realize it.
At least abortion is fun.
Comments by Clown
I love UK boobies. I think Keeley Hazel's are my favorite.
UK legs like, say, Kate Beckinsale's are nice too though.
Comments by Jay
Lindt... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
To you and your carb-filled treats from hell!!!!!
Comments by Amy
Jay-sus.
Comments by bobgirrl
OK, I'm still trying to figure out the thingie. Where is it, dammit???
Comments by bobgirrl
Why are there not more boob themed treats in the U.S.? Boobs are well loved here. What's the deal?
Comments by Nina
You will be getting NO work done today.
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
Mmmmmmmm who doesn't love boobies???
It's a shame we are so uptight here. These are hilarious.
Comments by turnbaby
I don't think I could eat jelly boobs. Sounds too much like breast implants. Ick.
I still can't believe you made fun of Indiana. (pout)
J.
Comments by HoosierGirl
The chocolate was delicious!
Comments by Miss Britt
Mmmmmmm, I'll bet my littlest boy would enjoy those gifts. He hasn't had boob action since November.
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
Hands down, best non-wii birthday present you received. I want the Wonder Woman boobies. PLEASE?!? Don't make me beg. I'm annoying when I beg.
Comments by Poppy
I really should visit the UK, I think they'd appreciate me
Comments by Robin
Chocolate covered boobies...jelly filled boobies, what no peanut butter?
Comments by trishk
You will have to tell us how everything "boob" related tasted.
Comments by themuttprincess
Ooh! I love boobies!
Those are some great gifts :)
Comments by Christie
Amanda, some were, some weren't. Just like in real life.
BPR, chocolate boobies are the best of all worlds.
Clown, I will deep fry your soul.
Jay, I think Keira Knightley's boobs are my favorite.
Amy, want some bread or a potato?
Bobgirrl, it works now.
Nina, I don't know. Send me pictures of your boobs and I'll make them beloved in the US.
Mr. Fabulous, that's why I have an employee.
Turnbaby, I know - somehow these items will harm a child who sees them?
HG, they weren't very good, unfortunately. And I'm a mean bastard!
Britt, fucking pig, eating all my chocolate!
CMG, that's creepy.
Poppy, no, you can't have them! They're mine!
Robin, you'd be like royalty.
TrishK, I wish!
TMP, the chocolate ones were good. The others were decent to sub-par.
Christie, the stress ones that I can squeeze were awesome.
Comments by Avitable
Avi, and I quote:
Miss Britt: The chocolate was delicious!
You will share the chocolate with Britt but not the boobies with me. You are an ass.
Comments by Poppy
*insert high pitched shrieking sound*
YOU CALLED ME A FUCKING PIG! A PIG!
You don't have the proper smiley for the way I'm feeling right now.
I'd lock your doors...
*wanders off to finish her Monday post about death...*
Comments by Miss Britt
Poppy, I'm a booby hoarder.
Britt, I meant glutton. I just couldn't think of the best word. Maybe "pig" was ill-advised. Put the knife down. PUT THE KNIFE DOWN! PUT THE—-
Comments by Avitable
Poppy - to be fair (AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DEFENDING HIS FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!)... I... um... well... perhaps did not exactly ask.
Or I did... but he... um.... maybe was on the phone with a client when he agreed...
/defense of FUCKING ASS!!!
Comments by Miss Britt
Knife? KNIFE!?!?
I wouldn't dirty a knife on you.
Comments by Miss Britt
@Avi: You are still an ass.
@Britt: Yah, he's still an ass.
Comments by Poppy
Britt, oink?
Poppy, no, I'm a boob hoarder!
Comments by Avitable
Yah, a boob-hoarding ass.
Comments by Poppy
You. did. not.
Oh no. You didn't.
Comments by Miss Britt
Poppy, a boob-hoarding awesome person.
Britt, that was me talking - see? I'm the pig! You're just a very voracious eater with an unstoppable appetite.
Comments by Avitable
So glad they finally arrived! Was beginning to stress and thinking about going postal down at the post office!
Comments by Bec
..but where are the Kinder Eggs!!?
Comments by liquid
Poppy, a boob-hoarding awesome person.
Yes, I am. You, however, are a boob-hoarding mean person.
Comments by Poppy
Just the idea that Bec has access to all that stuff terrifies me.
Comments by kapgar
Jelly boobs? WTF!
Comments by Preposterous Ponderings
The lady I work with has always said she wishes she had a set of boobs she could just hang on the wall. It would keep her husband occupied for hours and let her get some needed rest.
But now... boobs on the wall covered in chocolate... or better yet... a dispenser of soft serve creamy treats!!!
Comments by Y2k Survivor
Bec, it arrived Thursday morning. Thank you again!
Liquid, replaced by boobs.
Poppy, that's true, too.
Kapgar, she's a boob fiend.
PP, just like normal ones!
Y2K, now you've reminded me of 2girls1cup. Thanks.
Comments by Avitable
What the hell? Where did you get that? I need me some of that!
Comments by Memphis Steve
Quotes
Homer Simpson - Mmmmmmmmm Boooobieeess .
Al Bundy - It's Okay to call em jugs, hooters and sometimes SNACK TRAYS .
Comments by Trukindog
Be nice - just leave Poppy a nipple!
Mmmm chocolate boobs...
Comments by Sybil Law
Steve, a wonderful blogger from the UK sent it to me. You should get one of those!
Comments by Avitable
Trukindog, I'm definitely a Simpsons fan.
Sybil, I would leave her one, but I suspect that she has a couple of her own!
Comments by Avitable
Hey wait, I missed out, I never got to eat jelly or milk chocolate boobies in the UK!
Comments by Michael
Michael, you stuck to mainly penises, didn't you?
Comments by Avitable