VD makes you itch

 

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Happy VD!

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  1.  

    Aw, how sweet. I love your softer, itchier side. Happy valentine's day!

    Comments by Amanda

    comment by Amanda Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 12:04 am

     

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    heartbeat heartbeat Happy VD to you, too. By the way, is this drawing to scale or just in your imagination?

    Comments by Mrs RW

    comment by Mrs RW Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 12:17 am

     

  3.  

    Heh, happy V Day yourself.

    Comments by Karl

    comment by Karl Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 12:19 am

     

  4.  

    How much did those flowers set you back?

    Comments by Dave2

    comment by Dave2 Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 12:22 am

     

  5.  

    Even with the huge schlong, that is an awesomely cute picture!!!
    HAPPY VD!!
    Sometimes it burns, too. heartbeat

    Comments by Sybil Law

    comment by Sybil Law Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 12:24 am

     

  6.  

    Why is your belt hanging down like that?

    Comments by Jay

    comment by Jay Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 12:25 am

     

  7.  

    Jigsaw has pointy ears!

    Moron.

    Comments by Clown

    comment by Clown Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 12:29 am

     

  8.  

    You need to draw some horns to go along with that tail you have hanging between your legs.

    Comments by ADW

    comment by ADW Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 12:32 am

     

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    Holy Crap. I was glancing over at your sidebar and I thought it said "I got fisted for my entertaining value" instead of listed. I have a filthy mind.

    Comments by ADW

    comment by ADW Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 12:33 am

     

  10.  

    FYI, it is still the 13th here. Also? I refuse to share sentiments of a happy valentines with anyone until after my appointment tomorrow morning.

    so there. pissed

    Comments by bluepaintred

    comment by bluepaintred Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 12:40 am

     

  11.  

    That is some serious schlong. Is it strange that I'm aroused by this drawing?

    Comments by the108

    comment by the108 Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 1:27 am

     

  12.  

    Wow...Amy is losing her hair as well.

    Comments by Mr. Fabulous

    comment by Mr. Fabulous Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 5:08 am

     

  13.  

    Your drawing reminds me of those two guys pissing off the side of the boat:

    Guy 1: Damn, this water's cold.
    Guy 2: Yeah. Deep, too.

    Comments by golfwidow

    comment by golfwidow Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 6:52 am

     

  14.  

    Happy VD to you also! Awww...those are some beautiful roses you got Mrs. Avitable!

    Comments by trishk

    comment by trishk Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 6:53 am

     

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    Did you draw boobs on Jigsaw?

    Is that supposed to be some kind of doggy vagina?

    What the hell?

    Comments by Miss Britt

    comment by Miss Britt Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 7:37 am

     

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    That is NOT Jigsaw! That's some dog named Timmy.

    Happy heart day!

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 7:47 am

     

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    Happy VD day to you, too! Hey, where the hell are MY flowers?!?! (Hee hee!)

    heartbeat heartbeat heartbeat heartbeat heartbeat heartbeat heartbeat heartbeat heartbeat heartbeat heartbeat heartbeat heartbeat heartbeat heartbeat

    Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter

    comment by Coal Miner's Granddaughter Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 8:06 am

     

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    Amanda, you love my angry side, you love my softer, itchier side - you just love me totally, don't you? It's okay - you can admit it.

    Mrs. RW, unfortunately, it's not to scale. It's actual size.

    Karl, that's "VD".

    Dave, well, I'm in the poor house now.

    Sybil, even with? How about "because of"?

    Jay, I don't wear belts.

    Clown, yeah, I know. I was too tired to fix it.

    ADW, horns? I think I'm horny enough. And I've gotten fisted for my entertaining value too.

    BPR, that's fair. Hopefully you'll get some chocolates afterwards.

    Kyra, no. I'm aroused too.

    Mr. Fabulous, oooooh. I'm gonna tell her you said that.

    Golfwidow, heh. That's a classic.

    TrishK, I also got her a spa certificate.

    Britt, retard. Those are her hind legs. Duhhhhh.

    Poppy, why isn't that Jigsaw?

    CMG, well, I thought Ty would get jealous because I would sent a bigger bouquet, so I decided not to. :)

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 8:15 am

     

  19.  

    OK, I went back and looked again.

    And.. um... nope. No way those are hind legs.

    Comments by Miss Britt

    comment by Miss Britt Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 8:46 am

     

  20.  

    I think there is a cream for that.

    Comments by Robin

    comment by Robin Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 8:55 am

     

  21.  

    I LOVE your girlfriends hair!! I wish I could get mine to do that.

    Comments by Jam

    comment by Jam Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 9:00 am

     

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    did amy give you a cheeseburger for valentine's day? hope it was deep fried.

    happy day to you both!

    heartbeat

    Comments by hellohahanarf

    comment by hellohahanarf Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 9:12 am

     

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    Baby on my lap thinks the picture looks like snowmen. Will you get snowballed later? heartbeat heartbeat

    Comments by metalmom

    comment by metalmom Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 9:46 am

     

  24.  

    I find it mildly disturbing that your picture of romance includes an excited dog.

    Comments by Grant

    comment by Grant Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 9:47 am

     

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    Bleh.

    Valentines day sucks.

    But I'm glad you're going to have a spectacular day!

    Comments by Sarcastica

    comment by Sarcastica Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 10:36 am

     

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    Doh! I was here at midnight and saw the picture. I didn't notice the penis or the dog. All I noticed were you, Mrs. Avitable, the flowers and the cheeseburger. I started sining Jimmy Buffet, and forgot to post.

    Happy VD! I hope you recover soon!

    Comments by Allyson

    comment by Allyson Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 11:01 am

     

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    Do you know what your dog looks like?

    That's not your dog. That's a boy dog, and that's not even the breed of Jigsaw.

    Next time you have me draw her.

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 11:10 am

     

  28.  

    Happy Vday to you hope you and your wife have a great day.

    Comments by Topncal

    comment by Topncal Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 11:36 am

     

  29.  

    Happy Valentine's Day! Hope you practice some self love today too... boobs4

    Comments by Bec

    comment by Bec Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 11:40 am

     

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    Britt, they ARE!

    Robin, may cause drowsiness.

    Jam, I started drawing my wife that way back in law school when we would pass notes back and forth. Her hair doesn't even look anything like that now.

    Hello, she gave me awesome 3-in-1 body wash that smells like frosting!

    Metalmom, hopefully not.

    Grant, doesn't your idea of romance include an excited animal? I thought everyone's did.

    TMP, try Valtrex.

    Sarcastica, celebrate Self-Love day today. And videotape it, please.

    Allyson, so you visit at midnight without lurking frequently, eh? I dub thee Lurker!

    Girl, Dislocated, awww, thanks.

    Poppy, that's not a boy dog. Those are hind legs. And other than her ears being a little pointier in real life, it looks just like her.

    Topncal, happy VD to you, too!

    Bec, I plan on it. jerkoff2

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 11:44 am

     

  31.  

    You keep telling yourself that...

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 11:46 am

     

  32.  

    Awww, Happy VD to you too.

    Comments by Amy

    comment by Amy Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 11:51 am

     

  33.  

    It's nice that she loves you even though you have three legs. heartbeat

    Comments by Anndi

    comment by Anndi Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 11:52 am

     

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    Christie, thanks - you too!

    Poppy, so mean!

    Amy, you have itching, too? Try Valtrex.

    Anndi, I'm a good tripod.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 12:04 pm

     

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    Actually, I'm never even awake at midnight. but for some reason my six month old decided yesterday (and last night) that being held by mommy was the only way he would be quiet. It was exhausting. And I was loco. And Jimmy Buffet did not help him fall asleep. Bah! The whole night was trying.

    Comments by Allyson

    comment by Allyson Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 12:29 pm

     

  36.  

    By itch, I presume you mean itching to buy your wife roses, right? rose

    Comments by Maman

    comment by Maman Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 12:59 pm

     

  37.  

    Where's Jigsaw's gift? Cool pic Avi. heartbeat

    Comments by AnnieB

    comment by AnnieB Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 2:14 pm

     

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    Allyson, Jimmy Buffet only helps with a margarita accompanying him.

    Maman, roses at work and tulips at home.

    AnnieB, she got a new bone!

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 2:31 pm

     

  39.  

    Woah! Your wife is a very lucky stick figure.

    Comments by Fergie

    comment by Fergie Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 3:34 pm

     

  40.  

    Happy Valentine's to you too. Lucky Amy having a man with a bod like that!

    Comments by Summer

    comment by Summer Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 7:22 pm

     

  41.  

    I just have to ask, is that drawing of you proportional?

    Comments by Laura

    comment by Laura Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 7:24 pm

     

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    Fergie, I'm the lucky one, actually. She's a saint.

    PP, thanks - I get a lot of compliments on it.

    Summer, like a balding gorilla?

    Laura, unfortunately, no. It's actual size.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Thursday, February 14, 2008 @ 7:26 pm

     

  43.  

    It's true, I love you. I'm a little embarrassed that it came out this way, on a comment on your blog, but it's true. Damn these feelings

    Comments by Amanda

    comment by Amanda Friday, February 15, 2008 @ 12:06 am

     

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    Janelle, happy VD!

    Amanda, you had me at "It's true".

    Stephanie, wanna pet my tail?

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Friday, February 15, 2008 @ 7:51 am

     

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