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- I have posted: The New Dork http://bit.ly/9Mc0CS
- Is putting Hershey's syrup in premade chocolate milk overkill? Survey says no.
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- When figuring out a course of action, I ask "WWIDIIWFTFAKWWH?" or "What would I do if I was from the future and knew what would happen?"
- Ever see someone out in public and just think, "Somebody should tell her she has a moustache"?
Aw, how sweet. I love your softer, itchier side. Happy valentine's day!
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:heartbeat: :heartbeat: Happy VD to you, too. By the way, is this drawing to scale or just in your imagination?
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Heh, happy V Day yourself.
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How much did those flowers set you back?
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Even with the huge schlong, that is an awesomely cute picture!!!
HAPPY VD!!
Sometimes it burns, too. :heartbeat:
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Why is your belt hanging down like that?
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Jigsaw has pointy ears!
Moron.
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You need to draw some horns to go along with that tail you have hanging between your legs.
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Holy Crap. I was glancing over at your sidebar and I thought it said "I got fisted for my entertaining value" instead of listed. I have a filthy mind.
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FYI, it is still the 13th here. Also? I refuse to share sentiments of a happy valentines with anyone until after my appointment tomorrow morning.
so there. :pissed:
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That is some serious schlong. Is it strange that I'm aroused by this drawing?
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Wow…Amy is losing her hair as well.
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Your drawing reminds me of those two guys pissing off the side of the boat:
Guy 1: Damn, this water's cold.
Guy 2: Yeah. Deep, too.
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Happy VD to you also! Awww…those are some beautiful roses you got Mrs. Avitable!
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Did you draw boobs on Jigsaw?
Is that supposed to be some kind of doggy vagina?
What the hell?
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That is NOT Jigsaw! That's some dog named Timmy.
Happy heart day!
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Happy VD day to you, too! Hey, where the hell are MY flowers?!?! (Hee hee!)
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Amanda, you love my angry side, you love my softer, itchier side – you just love me totally, don't you? It's okay – you can admit it.
Mrs. RW, unfortunately, it's not to scale. It's actual size.
Karl, that's "VD".
Dave, well, I'm in the poor house now.
Sybil, even with? How about "because of"?
Jay, I don't wear belts.
Clown, yeah, I know. I was too tired to fix it.
ADW, horns? I think I'm horny enough. And I've gotten fisted for my entertaining value too.
BPR, that's fair. Hopefully you'll get some chocolates afterwards.
Kyra, no. I'm aroused too.
Mr. Fabulous, oooooh. I'm gonna tell her you said that.
Golfwidow, heh. That's a classic.
TrishK, I also got her a spa certificate.
Britt, retard. Those are her hind legs. Duhhhhh.
Poppy, why isn't that Jigsaw?
CMG, well, I thought Ty would get jealous because I would sent a bigger bouquet, so I decided not to.
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OK, I went back and looked again.
And.. um… nope. No way those are hind legs.
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I think there is a cream for that.
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I LOVE your girlfriends hair!! I wish I could get mine to do that.
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did amy give you a cheeseburger for valentine's day? hope it was deep fried.
happy day to you both!
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Baby on my lap thinks the picture looks like snowmen. Will you get snowballed later? :heartbeat: :heartbeat:
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I find it mildly disturbing that your picture of romance includes an excited dog.
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Happy VD to you TOO!
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Bleh.
Valentines day sucks.
But I'm glad you're going to have a spectacular day!
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Doh! I was here at midnight and saw the picture. I didn't notice the penis or the dog. All I noticed were you, Mrs. Avitable, the flowers and the cheeseburger. I started sining Jimmy Buffet, and forgot to post.
Happy VD! I hope you recover soon!
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Bahumbug!
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Ok fine!
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Do you know what your dog looks like?
That's not your dog. That's a boy dog, and that's not even the breed of Jigsaw.
Next time you have me draw her.
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Happy Vday to you hope you and your wife have a great day.
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Happy Valentine's Day! Hope you practice some self love today too… :boobs4:
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Britt, they ARE!
Robin, may cause drowsiness.
Jam, I started drawing my wife that way back in law school when we would pass notes back and forth. Her hair doesn't even look anything like that now.
Hello, she gave me awesome 3-in-1 body wash that smells like frosting!
Metalmom, hopefully not.
Grant, doesn't your idea of romance include an excited animal? I thought everyone's did.
TMP, try Valtrex.
Sarcastica, celebrate Self-Love day today. And videotape it, please.
Allyson, so you visit at midnight without lurking frequently, eh? I dub thee Lurker!
Girl, Dislocated, awww, thanks.
Poppy, that's not a boy dog. Those are hind legs. And other than her ears being a little pointier in real life, it looks just like her.
Topncal, happy VD to you, too!
Bec, I plan on it. :jerkoff2:
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happy VD to you!
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You keep telling yourself that…
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Awww, Happy VD to you too.
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It's nice that she loves you even though you have three legs. :heartbeat:
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Christie, thanks – you too!
Poppy, so mean!
Amy, you have itching, too? Try Valtrex.
Anndi, I'm a good tripod.
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Actually, I'm never even awake at midnight. but for some reason my six month old decided yesterday (and last night) that being held by mommy was the only way he would be quiet. It was exhausting. And I was loco. And Jimmy Buffet did not help him fall asleep. Bah! The whole night was trying.
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By itch, I presume you mean itching to buy your wife roses, right? :rose:
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Where's Jigsaw's gift? Cool pic Avi. :heartbeat:
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Allyson, Jimmy Buffet only helps with a margarita accompanying him.
Maman, roses at work and tulips at home.
AnnieB, she got a new bone!
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Woah! Your wife is a very lucky stick figure.
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Happy Valentines Day!
Nice pecker……. :heartbeat:
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Happy Valentine's to you too. Lucky Amy having a man with a bod like that!
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I just have to ask, is that drawing of you proportional?
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Fergie, I'm the lucky one, actually. She's a saint.
PP, thanks – I get a lot of compliments on it.
Summer, like a balding gorilla?
Laura, unfortunately, no. It's actual size.
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Happy V-Day Adam!
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It's true, I love you. I'm a little embarrassed that it came out this way, on a comment on your blog, but it's true. Damn these feelings
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your tail is showing :lmao:
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Janelle, happy VD!
Amanda, you had me at "It's true".
Stephanie, wanna pet my tail?
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