The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Monthly Archives: February 2008
Lohantastic
[Audio clip: view full post to listen] “Speak”, by Lindsay Lohan I love redheads. And freckles. And overprocessed music. And disaffected youth who are slowly trainwrecking their entire life. So, as you can imagine, I love Lindsay Lohan. She’s recently … Continue reading
Posted in Dirty talk
Tagged avitable, boobs, freckles, lindsay-lohan, lindsey-lohan, nudity, porn, redheads
73 Comments
Days of Blunder
Fucking NASCAR. Last night, Amy and I decided to head over to the beach to eat dinner. There’s a little restaurant called Snack Jack’s that is right on the beach in Flagler, two towns north of Daytona. It’s about 50 … Continue reading
Lazy Sunday XXVII
Thanks to Poppy: 1. Are you taller than your best friend? Only when erect. 2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? Pig. 3. Look at your planner; what were your plans for January 15th? Anal bleaching. 4. What … Continue reading
Nudity encouraged
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Censored
Saw this at Shelli’s and Jasmine’s and decided to do it here: Ten Things I Wish I Could Say or That I Should Say to Certain People: Grow up and start acting your age. Figure out what you want with … Continue reading
Posted in Serious stuff
Tagged avitable, censorship, memes, self-censorship, things-i-wish-i-could-say
67 Comments
VD makes you itch
Happy VD!
Posted in Love and marriage, My Art
Tagged avitable, love, marriage, My Art, valentines-day, vd
51 Comments
Babysitting
One of my regular blog reads is Oh, the Joys. She had a post yesterday about
Posted in Rants
Tagged angry, avitable, babysitting, molestation, obnoxious, Rants, stupid-people
78 Comments
An Open Letter
Now that the WGA strike may be ending, the influx of reruns, brainless reality shows, and movies of the week may start being replaced with new television shows. In the interest of making sure that the writers earn their newly … Continue reading
Fryday
On Friday, a friend bought a large deep fryer. On Saturday, we got together, bought a huge variety of different foods, and had Fryday! As I consumed more fried food in one sitting than most people eat in a year, … Continue reading
Lazy Sunday XXVII
Thanks to Sheila: 1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say? Thank God! We’ve been trying so hard and measuring the length and stickiness of my vaginal secretions for months. 2. Do you … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, myspace, stupidity, surveys
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