Monthly Archives: February 2008

Lohantastic

[Audio clip: view full post to listen] “Speak”, by Lindsay Lohan I love redheads. And freckles. And overprocessed music. And disaffected youth who are slowly trainwrecking their entire life. So, as you can imagine, I love Lindsay Lohan. She’s recently … Continue reading

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Days of Blunder

Fucking NASCAR. Last night, Amy and I decided to head over to the beach to eat dinner. There’s a little restaurant called Snack Jack’s that is right on the beach in Flagler, two towns north of Daytona. It’s about 50 … Continue reading

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Lazy Sunday XXVII

Thanks to Poppy: 1. Are you taller than your best friend? Only when erect. 2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? Pig. 3. Look at your planner; what were your plans for January 15th? Anal bleaching. 4. What … Continue reading

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Nudity encouraged

Here is the direct link.

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Censored

Saw this at Shelli’s and Jasmine’s and decided to do it here: Ten Things I Wish I Could Say or That I Should Say to Certain People: Grow up and start acting your age. Figure out what you want with … Continue reading

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VD makes you itch

Happy VD!

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Babysitting

One of my regular blog reads is Oh, the Joys. She had a post yesterday about

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An Open Letter

Now that the WGA strike may be ending, the influx of reruns, brainless reality shows, and movies of the week may start being replaced with new television shows. In the interest of making sure that the writers earn their newly … Continue reading

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Fryday

On Friday, a friend bought a large deep fryer. On Saturday, we got together, bought a huge variety of different foods, and had Fryday! As I consumed more fried food in one sitting than most people eat in a year, … Continue reading

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Lazy Sunday XXVII

Thanks to Sheila: 1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say? Thank God! We’ve been trying so hard and measuring the length and stickiness of my vaginal secretions for months. 2. Do you … Continue reading

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