Monthly Archives: February 2008

Vlog Oldies

Posted on Saturday, February 9, 2008 by Avitable

Today I decided to go to the vault of the 35 whole vlogs I’ve done and bring out a classic. Here is a video post of Britt and I in July before she moved down here. We share 10 things … Continue reading →

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Federal Breast Inspector

Posted on Friday, February 8, 2008 by Avitable

Thank you to Bec from Out of my Tree for the awesome boob-inspired birthday present sent directly from the UK! It’s good to know that not all UK food is kidney pie, blood sausage, Marmite, and Turkish Delight!

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Driving Miss Fucking Daisy

Posted on Thursday, February 7, 2008 by Avitable

Firstly, I’m feeling much better. And I have my car back! Secondly, I’m going to talk about drivers. (No, not just slow drivers, RW. Stop yer bitchin’.) Avitable’s 10 Rules of Driving: 1. On the interstate, the left lane is … Continue reading →

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Hellcockshitwhore

Posted on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 by Avitable

There once was a man named Adam Heath He had most of his hair and all of his teeth Then he got a cold And his soul was sold To the devil so he cud fin’ly breef. Today is the … Continue reading →

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Damnshitfuck.

Posted on Tuesday, February 5, 2008 by Avitable

Okay, so I’m writing this Monday evening to be published on Tuesday. My head still feels like someone stuffed it full of wool socks and turned the dryer on. My eyes are swollen and there’s something dripping out of my … Continue reading →

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Fuck.

Posted on Monday, February 4, 2008 by Avitable

Saturday I spent 9 hours at a mechanic’s for something very simple (brakes) and ended up with a rental car. Sunday I woke up with a massive head cold, runny nose, swollen eyes, and a sore throat. Who knows what … Continue reading →

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Lazy Sunday XXVI

Posted on Sunday, February 3, 2008 by Avitable

1. Do you have any pets? Why? Yes. Because owning pygmy savages would get Angelina Jolie all up in arms. 2. Have you ever eaten sushi? Did you know that sushi is Japanese for “rubbery and fishy smelling, like a … Continue reading →

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Oh baby

Posted on Saturday, February 2, 2008 by Avitable

Here is the direct link.

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I’m a thief

Posted on Friday, February 1, 2008 by Avitable

I stole this idea from Dan. Unabashedly. He took a movie synopsis and ran it through Google’s translation tool to a foreign language and then ran it back to English and wanted to see if people could guess the correct … Continue reading →

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