
You can find last week's answers and contest winner in an extended entry, but now it's time for today's Lazy Sunday contest! This week's prize is a $30 Amazon.com Gift Card!
Everyone has a chance at winning, so don't be shy! I'm trying to find a good balance between easy and hard questions, too, so if you feel frustrated, just answer the ones you know. Everyone who's between the ages of 16 and 80 should be able to get at least one correct - I promise.
The rules:
It's very simple. Every answer contains a reference to a movie, a television show, or a song. Just guess as many as you can - some will be laughably easy and some will be very difficult. You have two chances to comment with your answers.
Every correct answer is like a raffle ticket - you get one chance to win per correct answer. If you get 1 right, your name goes in the proverbial hat. If you get 10 right, your name goes in ten times. Et cetera.
The contest ends Tuesday at midnight EST. I'll give the correct answers and the winner on the following Sunday.
I've tried to make it slightly more Google-proof, although some of them are easily found if you're lazy. Otherwise, it should be simple, but if you have any questions, just ask in the comments.
Ready? Here we go!
1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yes, but this time, Susan would probably be arrested. She'll have to wait until I'm 30 for real.
2. Last voicemail you received?
From my friend Marcus. He's in Egypt.
3. What did you do yesterday?
I traded in my halo to be with this beautiful doctor. Today really sucks, though.
4. What's the first thing you would do with 5 million dollars?
I'd have a Zoroastrian named Wilma shave my testicles ritualistically.
5. What color socks are you wearing?
White. They go well with my white loafers and gray suit.
6. What are you listening to?
Desperado. Every time I hear it, I stare off into space.
7. How many fingers am i holding up?
Six. On one hand.
8. When's the last time you cried?
When Claire died. If she hadn't had to drive me home, she never would have been hit by that drunk driver.
9. Have you ever crawled through a window?
I usually only jump through windows when they're skylights. It makes for a great entrance, especially if there's a bad guy inside.
10. What do you spend most of your money on?
Wigs, women's dresses, makeup, glasses, and everything else I need to be believable as Dorothy Michaels.
11. Who has your heart?
It's been totally eclipsed by Bonnie.
12. Have you ever kissed two people in the same day?
Are we talking about a church kiss?
13. Do you like yourself?
Only when I think about you. Then I really like myself.
14. What objects are around you right now?
Well, there are some moths, a pit, a hose, a bucket on a rope, and some lotion.
15. What's your middle name?
I don't have one. Neither does my brother Ambrose.
And here are the answers and winners from last week's contest :
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