The One Where I …
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Monthly Archives: March 2008
PPH Bossy
On Friday, Bossy visited Orlando on part of her nationwide road trip. Since I had Saturday and Sunday posts already written, this is the first chance I’ve had to mention it. Since I only had a few blurry photos from … Continue reading
Posted in My Art
Tagged avitable, Bloggers, bossy, bossys-road-trip, flickr, My Art, pussycat-dolls
39 Comments
Lazy Sunday XXXIII
You can find last week’s answers and contest winner in an extended entry, but now it’s time for today’s Lazy Sunday contest! This week’s prize is another iPod Shuffle! Everyone has a chance at winning, so don’t be shy! I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged amazon.com, avitable, contest, fun, gift-certificate, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie-quotes, movies, myspace, surveys
37 Comments
Hilly to Philly video
Here is the original file. Update: When I was doing the credits, I forgot to add a donor. Thanks to Hilly’s MIL for donating as well!
Posted in Vlog
Tagged avitable, contest, hilly, send-hilly-to-philly, thanks, Vlog, youtube
26 Comments
Don’t you hate?
Don’t you hate when come clogs up your urethra after masturbating and when you go to pee, you pee in fourteen different directions, including straight up? Don’t you hate when you are holding onto your penis after coming to stem … Continue reading
No Avitable. Period.
Please welcome the lovely and talented Golf Widow who has agreed to write a guest post for me today. Give her lots of comment love, fuckers.: At the beginning of this year, the Fortune 500 company for which I’d been … Continue reading
Posted in Substitute Avitable
Tagged avitable, golf-widow, guest-bloggers, menstruation, period, Substitute Avitable
37 Comments
Controlfreak
Yesterday, Turnbaby was talking about people flying their freak flag high, and that got me thinking: I am a control freak. I’ve been told that by obnoxious fuckers thoughtful employees, family members, and people I pass on the street. Everyone … Continue reading
The Toes Have It
Have you ever had a day where you can’t come up with shit to blog? That’s me, right now. I’m sitting here experiencing a random stream of consciousness while I think about what I can blog. It goes something like … Continue reading
Posted in Photos
Tagged avitable, donate, feet, flickr, foot-fetish-photos, My Art, my-toes, paypal, Photos, send-hilly-to-philly, snackiepoo, toes
88 Comments
Holy Dave Day
When I started blogging, there was one blogger that I looked up to. His posts were always very creative, and he had legions of fans. I carefully examined his style and methods. I marveled at the posts he came up … Continue reading
Posted in My Art
Tagged avitable, birthday, blogography, dave, donate, My Art, paypal, send-hilly-to-philly, snackiepoo
36 Comments
Lazy Sunday XXXII
You can find last week’s answers and contest winner in an extended entry, but now it’s time for today’s Lazy Sunday contest! This week’s prize is a $30 Amazon.com Gift Card! Everyone has a chance at winning, so don’t be … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged amazon.com, avitable, contest, fun, gift-certificate, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie-quotes, movies, myspace, surveys
56 Comments
Radio shows and freewriting
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