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From last week's SNL. See, it is still funny!

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  1.  

    Okay, so that's how I act monthly.

    Well, all except for the soul-kissing a dog. I prefer monkey-fucking.

    And the disclaimer thing? The part about growing a second vagina?

    How fucking cool would that be?

    Comments by Stephanie

    comment by Stephanie Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 12:14 am

     

  2.  

    muahahahahahaha.

    Man, I wish I had cable ;)

    Comments by Bethie

    comment by Bethie Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 2:06 am

     

  3.  

    That's still freaking hilarious, I love it! especially the two vagina thing.

    Comments by yoshi

    comment by yoshi Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 2:25 am

     

  4.  

    This doesn't count as Video Blogging.

    Comments by Miss Britt

    comment by Miss Britt Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 7:11 am

     

  5.  

    ok this pretty much constitutes my worst blogging nightmare post come to full evolution...

    Comments by RW

    comment by RW Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 7:17 am

     

  6.  

    Bwaaahahaha...that's how the women in my family are once a month! (Right Jess?)

    Comments by Karen Sugarpants

    comment by Karen Sugarpants Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 7:34 am

     

  7.  

    What was that t-shirt you used to be able to get? "Je baiser mon chien sur la bouche"?

    Speaking as a woman - nah, it don't matter to me. Still funny.

    Comments by golfwidow

    comment by golfwidow Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 8:03 am

     

  8.  

    I want my period, like, NEVER. Saw it last week. Funny.

    Uterine Ablation. 'Nuff said.

    Comments by The Absurdist

    comment by The Absurdist Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 8:24 am

     

  9.  

    I'm with Stephanie. That's how I act every 28 days!

    Thanks for making me laugh, Adam Heath. I needed it.

    Love you!

    Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter

    comment by Coal Miner's Granddaughter Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 8:53 am

     

  10.  

    Obviously... I am not as lazy as I think I am... or not as lazy as you at least...

    Comments by NYCWD

    comment by NYCWD Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 9:03 am

     

  11.  

    NYCWD - Hey, enough with the video commenting. We don't need people like you setting a president the rest of us can't keep up with.

    Comments by Jeff

    comment by Jeff Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 9:17 am

     

  12.  

    PRECEDENT! Fucking spellcheck-replacer.

    Comments by Jeff

    comment by Jeff Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 9:18 am

     

  13.  

    wait. what? NYCWD is running for president? Sweet. He's gotta be better than the assclowns running now.

    btw, I'm voting for change. Even though I don't know what change change is.

    In 2012, I'm running on a platform that is similar to CHANGE. My platform will also be one word that's a noun and a verb.

    My platform?

    drink.

    Comments by Functionally ReTodded

    comment by Functionally ReTodded Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 9:38 am

     

  14.  

    I personally think NYCWD should ALWAYS do video posts....me likey the NY accent....rawrrrrr. sexytime

    Comments by Stephanie

    comment by Stephanie Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 10:14 am

     

  15.  

    There was nothing funny to me about that video except making out with the dog.

    I'm sure it's because of where I am in my cycle.

    And I'm holding back swearing at you right now.

    ....except I just watched Dawg's video and now I've laughed my head off. (Thanks, babe!)

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 10:18 am

     

  16.  

    I'd do it just so I could grow a second vagina. I wonder if I could choose where to put it? Think how fun it could be in the palm of my hand! Gives new meaning to hand job... AND I could have some quick fun on my own when no one was lookin!

    Comments by Fig

    comment by Fig Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 10:22 am

     

  17.  

    Stephanie, I'd like a first vagina.

    Beth, NBC isn't cable.

    Yoshi, yeah - it was a good way for them to start the show after the strike.

    Britt, yes it does!

    RW, they could have been driving a slow car at the same time.

    Karen, crazy Canadians.

    Golfwidow, you could buy a t-shirt that said that?

    Absurdist, just wait a few more years and you'll have menopause.

    CMG, happy to make you laugh!

    NYCWD, you are definitely a better vlogger than I. And that video was hilarious.

    Jeff, your spellcheck replaces the words automatically?

    Todd, very nice.

    Stephanie, he's pretty damn funny when he cracks up like that, too.

    Poppy, watch it in a few days. You'll laugh.

    Fig, I think you've given this whole second vagina thing a bit too much thought!

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 10:58 am

     

  18.  

    No, but I accidentally positioned to the wrong suggestion and then clicked OK too quickly. Gotta slow down but there's too many blogs!!!

    Oh sure, NOW I notice there's an edit button here. D'oh!

    Comments by Jeff

    comment by Jeff Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 11:11 am

     

  19.  

    Just wait until the menopause hits...

    Comments by Solomon Broad

    comment by Solomon Broad Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 1:01 pm

     

  20.  

    Accurate. So terribly accurate.

    Comments by Kyra Sutra

    comment by Kyra Sutra Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 3:03 pm

     

  21.  

    I don't think that's gonna help. I just don't think spoofs about The Pill are funny. Or spoofs about psychosis while taking the placebo pills.

    I can't help what I find funny vs. not funny.

    I would like that pink axe, though. That was cute.

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 3:07 pm

     

  22.  

    That was HILARIOUS!

    Damn I'm gonna have to watch it tonight.

    Comments by turnbaby

    comment by turnbaby Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 3:22 pm

     

  23.  

    It's a great TiVo show. Because there is still about a half hour to 45 minutes that isn't funny, unless the host is great(as Tina Fey is).

    Comments by Paticus

    comment by Paticus Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 3:33 pm

     

  24.  

    Well, we don't have any TV because we live in a cave.

    Also, note that today I am a TOP COMMENTER!!!WOOO!!!

    Comments by Bethie

    comment by Bethie Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 3:51 pm

     

  25.  

    My hysterectomy was the best thing that ever happened to me.

    Comments by LizB

    comment by LizB Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 4:49 pm

     

  26.  

    I have to agree with Britt, this does NOT count as video blogging.

    Happy Saturday, Nutsack! cock

    Comments by Amy

    comment by Amy Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 5:25 pm

     

  27.  

    I've been trying to tell people it's still funny! Some of the time. I still watch it every week.

    Comments by Kylah

    comment by Kylah Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 7:48 pm

     

  28.  

    i smiled and enjoyed the clip. gotta love tiny fey.

    then i got to nycwd's video comment. laughed out loud. and i do mean LOUD. his reaction and laughter was AWESOME. go dawg!

    but adam, no matter how much i adore you, britt is right on this one. this is not a video post, it is you posting a video.
    finger

    Comments by hellohahanarf

    comment by hellohahanarf Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 7:51 pm

     

  29.  

    Yeah that two vagina thing still aint gonna keep some guys away from the back door gals...just sayin. sex011

    Comments by Trukindog

    comment by Trukindog Saturday, March 1, 2008 @ 10:48 pm

     

  30.  

    I've lost track of how many times I've played that video. That will never get old!

    Comments by Girl, Dislocated

    comment by Girl, Dislocated Sunday, March 2, 2008 @ 12:04 am

     

  31.  

    I don't think I'm a better vlogger at all.

    I just think I have better t-shirts.

    Oh... and I really don't have an accent. I think everyone has fucked up speakers.

    Comments by NYCWD

    comment by NYCWD Sunday, March 2, 2008 @ 1:17 am

     

  32.  

    Jeff, I know what you mean about too many blogs.

    Solomon, luckily I don't have to worry about that!

    Kyra, how many dogs have you made out with?

    Poppy, I think a spoof about 11 months of built up PMS is pretty damn funny. P

    Turnbaby, at least half of it is usually worth it.

    Paticus, yeah.

    Bethie, congrats on the top commenting!

    LizB, you're not the first woman who I've heard that from.

    Amy, I was tiiiiiirrreeedddd.

    Kylah, me too.

    Hello, his video comment was hilarious once he starts laughing.

    Trukindog, how many vaginas would it take?

    Girl, Dislocated, yeah, I've watched it a few myself. It's a great parody.

    NYCWD, that's it - must be the speakers.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Sunday, March 2, 2008 @ 9:14 am

     

  33.  

    Dawg doesn't have an accent, I've checked.

    Have you seen this? It too annoyed the piss outta me, but it's topical to the "accent" discussion.

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Sunday, March 2, 2008 @ 11:27 am

     

  34.  

    That is fucking amazing! Why does that annoy you?

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Sunday, March 2, 2008 @ 5:38 pm

     

  35.  

    Because I have a sensitive ear for dialects and many of them sound very off to me. I'm impressed by the concept, and how close she gets to a lot of the accents, but ... yah, my ear can tell she's just imitating. It's just another one of my many quirks that listening to people imitate accents annoys the shit out of me.

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Sunday, March 2, 2008 @ 5:43 pm

     

  36.  

    A few of them sound off, but I'm impressed with her ability to quickly change subtle dialects without too much difficulty.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Sunday, March 2, 2008 @ 10:37 pm

     

  37.  

    I totally agree. Although, I was REALLLLLLY confused by the Brooklyn one because I thought she was still doing the Toronto accent. :D

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Sunday, March 2, 2008 @ 10:48 pm

     

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