Comments on: Dear Panera Bread employees http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/06/dear-panera-bread-employees/ Tact is for pussies Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:17:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: shelb http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/06/dear-panera-bread-employees/#comment-72767 shelb Mon, 12 Jul 2010 19:42:58 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/06/dear-panera-bread-employees/#comment-72767 @JoeBoo, actually the only thing that's premade are the paninis, retard. @JoeBoo, actually the only thing that's premade are the paninis, retard.

]]> By: Mother Bread http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/06/dear-panera-bread-employees/#comment-71764 Mother Bread Mon, 14 Jun 2010 19:13:40 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/06/dear-panera-bread-employees/#comment-71764 No employee at panera bread gives a fuck about you. You are the 1000th customer that day, and you probably stared at the menu like a fuck-tard trying to figure out what a you-pick-two was. If you ordered a hot sandwich, you DON'T get fucking pickle unless you ask. Oh, and when i have 20 orders on my screen with a total of maybe 60+ items, not including appropriate silverware and making sure my entire team is making everything EXACTLY as it's asked for DON'T come up to me and ask me for extra dressing, or a different side, or any of that shit because I'm FUCKING BUSY. The reason people at Panera are shit is because they PAY shit. They pay worse then McDonalds. No employee at panera bread gives a fuck about you. You are the 1000th customer that day, and you probably stared at the menu like a fuck-tard trying to figure out what a you-pick-two was. If you ordered a hot sandwich, you DON'T get fucking pickle unless you ask. Oh, and when i have 20 orders on my screen with a total of maybe 60+ items, not including appropriate silverware and making sure my entire team is making everything EXACTLY as it's asked for DON'T come up to me and ask me for extra dressing, or a different side, or any of that shit because I'm FUCKING BUSY. The reason people at Panera are shit is because they PAY shit. They pay worse then McDonalds.

]]> By: Billy http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/06/dear-panera-bread-employees/#comment-69617 Billy Fri, 30 Apr 2010 07:30:54 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/06/dear-panera-bread-employees/#comment-69617 Panera: Things you should know. **The soups are frozen and then heated. So is the chicken. **The pastry dough is frozen. They thaw it, glaze it and THEN put it in the oven right in front of you so you think it's baked fresh right there. **The produce is pre-sliced and then packaged to the Paneras. No produce is prepared "fresh" there. **Panera's bread dough is made in a regional factory and then shipped in trucks to your local store. **That "home-style lemonade" is made in the back from concentrate and tap water. **Panera's "Frozen Lemonade" is made the same way and costs 8 cents to make. **Panera's "Chipotle Chicken Sandwich" is worse for you then the KFC "Double Down" **Yes, even the cookies are frozen too. Panera: Things you should know.
**The soups are frozen and then heated. So is the chicken.
**The pastry dough is frozen. They thaw it, glaze it and THEN put it in the oven right in front of you so you think it's baked fresh right there.
**The produce is pre-sliced and then packaged to the Paneras. No produce is prepared "fresh" there.
**Panera's bread dough is made in a regional factory and then shipped in trucks to your local store.
**That "home-style lemonade" is made in the back from concentrate and tap water.
**Panera's "Frozen Lemonade" is made the same way and costs 8 cents to make.
**Panera's "Chipotle Chicken Sandwich" is worse for you then the KFC "Double Down"
**Yes, even the cookies are frozen too.

]]> By: JoeBoo http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/06/dear-panera-bread-employees/#comment-59616 JoeBoo Sun, 11 Oct 2009 08:21:06 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/06/dear-panera-bread-employees/#comment-59616 Panera sucks period. Over priced, low quality fast food with glamorous marketing. If the food is so fresh, try this one. Ask for a sandwich without mustard or mayo. I guarantee you the response will be “We can’t do that, they’re all pre-made.” You mean to tell me a company that makes sandwiches a core product of their business finds hand making a sandwich such a monumental task that they must be premade? Panera isn’t trendy, their shrink wrapped food isn’t good, the value for your money sucks, their re-heated soup is bland, and the whole atmosphere makes me want to vomit on every laptop toting abercrombie and fitch douche that walks in the door. You want quality food and value? Look around your neighborhood and visit a local establishment where they have to take pride in what they do or they don’t exist. If you really think you’re eating healthy and avoiding assembly line fast food because the ad says so and they offer free wi-fi you’re an idiot. Panera sucks period. Over priced, low quality fast food with glamorous marketing. If the food is so fresh, try this one. Ask for a sandwich without mustard or mayo. I guarantee you the response will be “We can’t do that, they’re all pre-made.” You mean to tell me a company that makes sandwiches a core product of their business finds hand making a sandwich such a monumental task that they must be premade? Panera isn’t trendy, their shrink wrapped food isn’t good, the value for your money sucks, their re-heated soup is bland, and the whole atmosphere makes me want to vomit on every laptop toting abercrombie and fitch douche that walks in the door. You want quality food and value? Look around your neighborhood and visit a local establishment where they have to take pride in what they do or they don’t exist. If you really think you’re eating healthy and avoiding assembly line fast food because the ad says so and they offer free wi-fi you’re an idiot.

]]> By: Melissa http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/06/dear-panera-bread-employees/#comment-50353 Melissa Sun, 21 Jun 2009 19:30:20 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/06/dear-panera-bread-employees/#comment-50353 WOW. Sorry that the employees at your panera bread suck ass, but I'm a great employee and I'm nice and accomodating to EVERY ONE OF MY CUSTOMERS.Thanks. WOW.

Sorry that the employees at your panera bread suck ass, but I'm a great employee and I'm nice and accomodating to EVERY ONE OF MY CUSTOMERS.Thanks.

]]> By: DebbieS http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/06/dear-panera-bread-employees/#comment-24160 DebbieS Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:01:22 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/06/dear-panera-bread-employees/#comment-24160 Kyra, thanks for reminding me about the pepperblue sandwich- I was at Panera last weekend and couldn't put my finger on what was missing. Waahh. My favorite sandwich place story takes place at..well, they have a pepper bar! I was eating my sandwich, the only customer in there, when one employee asked the other, "Yo, dude, you gots like a paper clip or a staple or somethin'?" Just when I thought he might be collating papers between customers, he continued, "'cause I got this blister on the bottom of my foot.." And that's why I put up with Panera instead ;) Kyra, thanks for reminding me about the pepperblue sandwich- I was at Panera last weekend and couldn't put my finger on what was missing. Waahh.

My favorite sandwich place story takes place at..well, they have a pepper bar! I was eating my sandwich, the only customer in there, when one employee asked the other, "Yo, dude, you gots like a paper clip or a staple or somethin'?" Just when I thought he might be collating papers between customers, he continued, "'cause I got this blister on the bottom of my foot.."

And that's why I put up with Panera instead )

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/06/dear-panera-bread-employees/#comment-23832 Avitable Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:42:54 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/06/dear-panera-bread-employees/#comment-23832 <b>Kapgar</b>, but did Katie laugh? Kapgar, but did Katie laugh?

]]> By: kapgar http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/06/dear-panera-bread-employees/#comment-23786 kapgar Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:09:49 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/06/dear-panera-bread-employees/#comment-23786 I forced Katie to read this. Cracked me up to no end. I forced Katie to read this. Cracked me up to no end.

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/06/dear-panera-bread-employees/#comment-23618 Avitable Sun, 09 Mar 2008 05:03:12 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/06/dear-panera-bread-employees/#comment-23618 <b>TheQueen</b>, I'd give him a boot to the head. <b>Suebob</b>, thanks. I was particularly proud of that. TheQueen, I'd give him a boot to the head.

Suebob, thanks. I was particularly proud of that.

]]> By: Suebob http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/06/dear-panera-bread-employees/#comment-23614 Suebob Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:17:52 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/06/dear-panera-bread-employees/#comment-23614 "It's bread, meat, tomato, dressing, lettuce, bread. That's it. You could even make a mnemonic out of it if you were having problems: Beat Me To Death. Love, Bobby." That should win some kind of prize. "It's bread, meat, tomato, dressing, lettuce, bread. That's it. You could even make a mnemonic out of it if you were having problems: Beat Me To Death. Love, Bobby."

That should win some kind of prize.

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