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  1.  

    hehe non foreskinned

    Comments by Amanda

    comment by Amanda Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 12:15 am

     

  2.  

    I'm so amused.

    omg. bread?

    Kyra rocks the sock.

    Comments by bluepaintred

    comment by bluepaintred Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 12:21 am

     

  3.  

    Ooh, quite the goody bag. And yeah, that was a very long penis. I think I'd be blowing myself all the time, too.

    Comments by Karl

    comment by Karl Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 12:23 am

     

  4.  

    How many Avitables does it take to open a freaking package?

    Comments by Amy

    comment by Amy Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 12:29 am

     

  5.  

    Is it bad that I also immediately thought the same thing about the bear penis? That if you had a penis that long (or as long as you do in your drawings) that you would constantly be walking around in a state of arousal slurping away?

    wait...what?

    important fact: apparently period=horny.
    sex003

    Comments by Stephanie

    comment by Stephanie Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 12:47 am

     

  6.  

    (PS - Kyra, YOU rock. ;)

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 12:55 am

     

  7.  

    (PPS - Wanna make hot supermodels look like shit? Have them use the video comment plug-in!)

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 12:56 am

     

  8.  

    Hahaha - nice package! (I was referring to Kyra's gift, not the bear. Or you. Although, from your drawings, you also have a nice package.)
    When will I learn to stop drinking and commenting!
    Cocky bear!
    Hahahahaha

    Comments by Sybil Law

    comment by Sybil Law Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 1:03 am

     

  9.  

    P.S. I got a Twitter! (Man that sounds really silly...)...
    http://twitter.com/sybillaw

    Comments by Sybil Law

    comment by Sybil Law Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 1:26 am

     

  10.  

    I know for a fact I'd be playing with myself or have my piece in my mouth on a permanent basis where it that long.....

    What, no, thats a bloody itch I have cream and everything!

    Comments by L

    comment by L Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 2:21 am

     

  11.  

    That fucking lighting guy does all my films and pictures too. He gets the same effect in every one. I have thick thick hair,but he makes my scalp shine.

    Comments by martin

    comment by martin Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 3:49 am

     

  12.  

    Even though its too damn early...

    Did you like my wannabe fade in the beginning? Yeah... it took 4 re-records to get that. I know... I'm anal.

    @ Poppy Grrrrrrrr... love the shirt... <3

    Comments by NYCWD

    comment by NYCWD Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 5:53 am

     

  13.  

    I wanna be like Poppy and Dawg!!

    Comments by Miss Britt

    comment by Miss Britt Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 6:48 am

     

  14.  

    Ha ha, bread. That is cute and something I so haven't seen before.

    Comments by ADW

    comment by ADW Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 7:37 am

     

  15.  

    i am so stealing the coasters idea. loved that. way to go kyra, with plenty of excellent gifts.

    ok, i don't wanna be a cool kid like poppy, nycwd and britt. no fucking way. my hair is all medusa and my house is a disaster. there is no way i am buying a webcam. nope.

    Comments by hellohahanarf

    comment by hellohahanarf Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 8:23 am

     

  16.  

    I like the coasters idea, although the last thing I need is more crumbs around the house.

    Comments by Robin

    comment by Robin Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 9:04 am

     

  17.  

    @Dawg: rawr. Hope you're bringing me another shirt so you can have this one back. Peee Esss - I really wish I could slurp the videos you make here. I must be able to. I will figure that out later.

    @Britt: I just laughed so hard at what you said. It was almost 1:00am and I hadn't gone to bed yet but I'd had a shower at about 9:00pm. Dawg is sexy when he smokes. And we have hats here! What kind of hat do you think Adam should be wearing? I will gladly send him one and watch as he DOESN'T DO A VIDEO POST ABOUT IT. (Adam: I was legitimately annoyed by the blogroll, but I am 100% kidding about you doing video/photo posts about stuff I send you. I know you're too shy to show the world your love for me.)

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 9:28 am

     

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    Amanda, yeah, I had a brain fart.

    BPR, she rocks the cock, too.

    Karl, any guy who says otherwise has something wrong with him, I think.

    Amy, have you seen those packages? They're impossible!

    Stephanie, apparently!

    Poppy, yay!! You started a trend of video posting. And I'll make a video post next time you send me something. Promise. PS - did you notice the blogroll?

    Sybil, cocky bear could describe me as well.

    L, I bet your palms are quite hirsute.

    Martin, evil lights.

    NYCWD, Dakota's already legal in West Virginia.

    Britt, thank you for doing a video comment. I hate you.

    ADW, yeah, me either. That's why I need to figure out if she made that herself or bought it from one of those little gift shop places.

    Hello, you need to buy a fucking webcam already!

    Robin, just buy some pigeons to hang out.

    Poppy, you sent gifts before I started doing video or photo posts about everything. You were clearly doing it out of love, not out of a desire to get posts made!

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 10:14 am

     

  19.  

    Those coasters are so win. I am using that as my excuse from now on:

    "Are you saving this bread for anything?"
    "That's not bread! Those are organic coasters!"

    Comments by golfwidow

    comment by golfwidow Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 10:14 am

     

  20.  

    you only want me to get a webcam so that i can post videos of my naked heaving breasts...

    Comments by hellohahanarf

    comment by hellohahanarf Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 10:24 am

     

  21.  

    I'm just commenting so I can make this chickie wiggle.
    sexytime

    T-shirt was cool.

    Comments by Xbox4NappyRash

    comment by Xbox4NappyRash Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 10:48 am

     

  22.  

    Golfwidow, exactly - slovenliness now has a good excuse.

    Hello, they're heaving? Rawr.

    Xbox, yes, it was.

    Britt,

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 11:00 am

     

  23.  

    I need to do a post about my package. I got coasters too. Maybe we can swap and collect and trade 'em with our friends!

    I think it's Kee-ra not Ki-ra.

    And dude? You lose more off the top DAILY...

    Comments by Mr. Fabulous

    comment by Mr. Fabulous Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 11:18 am

     

  24.  

    you two are cracking me the fuck up. bunch of nutbags!

    Comments by hellohahanarf

    comment by hellohahanarf Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 11:19 am

     

  25.  

    Hahahahahahahaha
    Love the dueling webcam comments!
    I should get one, but .... eh.
    Still - you guys are all super funny.

    Comments by Sybil Law

    comment by Sybil Law Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 12:02 pm

     

  26.  

    Yay! You got it!e

    Okay... so the coasters were made by me in reference to a post I did once about how much I suck for not having coasters an all I could find was a piece of stale bread under my fridge.

    If anyone would like a set og Kyra's 100% Organic, biodegradable, all natural coasters they come in a vaiety of choices to choose from including sourdough, whole wheat and cinnamon raisin.

    All packages include a damned fine stuffing recipe.

    I have weird things that amuse me :-)

    Comments by Kyra Sutra

    comment by Kyra Sutra Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 1:07 pm

     

  27.  

    OK, we're so doing the stale bread/coasters thing as gag gifts for Christmas. Sweet!

    Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter

    comment by Coal Miner's Granddaughter Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 1:17 pm

     

  28.  

    That's actually very true. I would never send a gift with the intention that a video or photo post be made from it.

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 6:03 pm

     

  29.  

    PS - OMG YOU TWO! I LOVE THE AUDIO/VIDEO WAR!

    More, please.

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 6:05 pm

     

  30.  

    Kyra, you said you need a vacation. Start selling stale bread coasters. I am absolutely certain you'll make enough for that vacation.

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 6:06 pm

     

  31.  

    your stupid video thing isn't working any more

    (sorry Poppy)

    EDIT:

    Comments by Miss Britt

    comment by Miss Britt Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 6:13 pm

     

  32.  

    Fab, you do need to do a post about your coasters. She should paint pictures of Jesus on them and then we can use them like trading cards.

    Hello, she's the instigator.

    Sybil, you totally should get a webcam!

    Kyra, is it "Kee-ra" or "Kai-ra"?

    Heather, yeah, it's really clever.

    Poppy, I know that about you.

    Britt, thanks for trying. I'm not sure what's wrong. Gravatars aren't working completely either.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 7:15 pm

     

  33.  

    It's Key-rah.... rhymes with Queera...lol. Although I get Kye-rah a lot, like Tyra Banks. I need to spell it different :-)

    Comments by Kyra Sutra

    comment by Kyra Sutra Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 10:32 pm

     

  34.  

    Kyra, I'm sorry - I hate when people mispronounce my name.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 11:56 pm

     

  35.  

    Oh, it's okay. So long as you keep posting pictures of your balls, all is forgiven :-)

    (although if you wanted to be nice you could certainly send me a picture of your rock hard boner. It sure would help.)

    Comments by Kyra Sutra

    comment by Kyra Sutra Sunday, March 9, 2008 @ 12:06 am

     

  36.  

    I'm out of Viagra. I'm an old man now, remember?

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Sunday, March 9, 2008 @ 12:07 am

     

  37.  

    I like to make your name sound mexican. Avi's that is.

    Love the bread thing. Gonna use it!

    Comments by The Absurdist

    comment by The Absurdist Sunday, March 9, 2008 @ 8:39 am

     

  38.  

    Amy can wear the t-shirt at night for jammies. I wish I had a webcam.

    Comments by Summer

    comment by Summer Sunday, March 9, 2008 @ 5:04 pm

     

  39.  

    Absurdist, Mexican? Avi sounds Israeli to me.

    Summer, me too!

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Monday, March 10, 2008 @ 12:25 am

     

  40.  

    Avi is definitely Israeli.

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Monday, March 10, 2008 @ 9:24 am

     

  41.  

    Why am I here?! gd time sucker!

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Monday, March 10, 2008 @ 9:25 am

     

  42.  

    Poppy, hang around for a bit! Work is overrated.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Monday, March 10, 2008 @ 9:52 am

     

  43.  

    You.

    are.

    a.

    bad.

    influence.

    Luckily I CLOSED my gmail and didn't see this comment for an entire hour.

    sigh.

    bye.

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Monday, March 10, 2008 @ 11:10 am

     

  44.  

    Poppy, and then you didn't come back allll day!

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Monday, March 10, 2008 @ 10:32 pm

     

  45.  

    PS - STILL TOP COMMENTER BY DOUBLE, so: quit yer bitchin'.

    hehehehehehehe

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Tuesday, March 11, 2008 @ 8:22 am

     

  46.  

    Poppy, that's true. You're clearly my favoritest person in the whole world, too.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Tuesday, March 11, 2008 @ 2:32 pm

     

  47.  

    A. You're just trying to get me to smoke a cigarette.
    B. Liar.
    C. Alien.
    D. You need to stop with the drugs.
    E. Thank you, it means a lot. heartbeat

    GO PEE, AVI!

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Tuesday, March 11, 2008 @ 2:41 pm

     

  48.  

    Poppy, light up! Woohoo!

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Thursday, March 13, 2008 @ 8:33 am

     

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