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Saturday, March 8, 2008 @ 12:00 am
filed under Vlog 
tagged avitable, contest, kyra, kyra sutra, thanks, vlog, youtube
hehe non foreskinned
Comments by Amanda
I'm so amused.
omg. bread?
Kyra rocks the sock.
Comments by bluepaintred
Ooh, quite the goody bag. And yeah, that was a very long penis. I think I'd be blowing myself all the time, too.
Comments by Karl
How many Avitables does it take to open a freaking package?
Comments by Amy
Is it bad that I also immediately thought the same thing about the bear penis? That if you had a penis that long (or as long as you do in your drawings) that you would constantly be walking around in a state of arousal slurping away?
wait...what?
important fact: apparently period=horny.
Comments by Stephanie
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Comments by Poppy
(PS - Kyra, YOU rock. ;)
Comments by Poppy
(PPS - Wanna make hot supermodels look like shit? Have them use the video comment plug-in!)
Comments by Poppy
Hahaha - nice package! (I was referring to Kyra's gift, not the bear. Or you. Although, from your drawings, you also have a nice package.)
When will I learn to stop drinking and commenting!
Cocky bear!
Hahahahaha
Comments by Sybil Law
P.S. I got a Twitter! (Man that sounds really silly...)...
http://twitter.com/sybillaw
Comments by Sybil Law
I know for a fact I'd be playing with myself or have my piece in my mouth on a permanent basis where it that long.....
What, no, thats a bloody itch I have cream and everything!
Comments by L
That fucking lighting guy does all my films and pictures too. He gets the same effect in every one. I have thick thick hair,but he makes my scalp shine.
Comments by martin
Even though its too damn early...
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Did you like my wannabe fade in the beginning? Yeah... it took 4 re-records to get that. I know... I'm anal.
@ Poppy Grrrrrrrr... love the shirt... <3
Comments by NYCWD
I wanna be like Poppy and Dawg!!
Comments by Miss Britt
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Comments by Miss Britt
Ha ha, bread. That is cute and something I so haven't seen before.
Comments by ADW
i am so stealing the coasters idea. loved that. way to go kyra, with plenty of excellent gifts.
ok, i don't wanna be a cool kid like poppy, nycwd and britt. no fucking way. my hair is all medusa and my house is a disaster. there is no way i am buying a webcam. nope.
Comments by hellohahanarf
I like the coasters idea, although the last thing I need is more crumbs around the house.
Comments by Robin
@Dawg: rawr. Hope you're bringing me another shirt so you can have this one back. Peee Esss - I really wish I could slurp the videos you make here. I must be able to. I will figure that out later.
@Britt: I just laughed so hard at what you said. It was almost 1:00am and I hadn't gone to bed yet but I'd had a shower at about 9:00pm. Dawg is sexy when he smokes. And we have hats here! What kind of hat do you think Adam should be wearing? I will gladly send him one and watch as he DOESN'T DO A VIDEO POST ABOUT IT. (Adam: I was legitimately annoyed by the blogroll, but I am 100% kidding about you doing video/photo posts about stuff I send you. I know you're too shy to show the world your love for me.)
Comments by Poppy
Amanda, yeah, I had a brain fart.
BPR, she rocks the cock, too.
Karl, any guy who says otherwise has something wrong with him, I think.
Amy, have you seen those packages? They're impossible!
Stephanie, apparently!
Poppy, yay!! You started a trend of video posting. And I'll make a video post next time you send me something. Promise. PS - did you notice the blogroll?
Sybil, cocky bear could describe me as well.
L, I bet your palms are quite hirsute.
Martin, evil lights.
NYCWD, Dakota's already legal in West Virginia.
Britt, thank you for doing a video comment. I hate you.
ADW, yeah, me either. That's why I need to figure out if she made that herself or bought it from one of those little gift shop places.
Hello, you need to buy a fucking webcam already!
Robin, just buy some pigeons to hang out.
Poppy, you sent gifts before I started doing video or photo posts about everything. You were clearly doing it out of love, not out of a desire to get posts made!
Comments by Avitable
Those coasters are so win. I am using that as my excuse from now on:
"Are you saving this bread for anything?"
"That's not bread! Those are organic coasters!"
Comments by golfwidow
you only want me to get a webcam so that i can post videos of my naked heaving breasts...
Comments by hellohahanarf
I'm just commenting so I can make this chickie wiggle.
T-shirt was cool.
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Comments by Miss Britt
Golfwidow, exactly - slovenliness now has a good excuse.
Hello, they're heaving? Rawr.
Xbox, yes, it was.
Britt,
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Comments by Avitable
I need to do a post about my package. I got coasters too. Maybe we can swap and collect and trade 'em with our friends!
I think it's Kee-ra not Ki-ra.
And dude? You lose more off the top DAILY...
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
you two are cracking me the fuck up. bunch of nutbags!
Comments by hellohahanarf
Hahahahahahahaha
Love the dueling webcam comments!
I should get one, but .... eh.
Still - you guys are all super funny.
Comments by Sybil Law
Yay! You got it!e
Okay... so the coasters were made by me in reference to a post I did once about how much I suck for not having coasters an all I could find was a piece of stale bread under my fridge.
If anyone would like a set og Kyra's 100% Organic, biodegradable, all natural coasters they come in a vaiety of choices to choose from including sourdough, whole wheat and cinnamon raisin.
All packages include a damned fine stuffing recipe.
I have weird things that amuse me :-)
Comments by Kyra Sutra
OK, we're so doing the stale bread/coasters thing as gag gifts for Christmas. Sweet!
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
That's actually very true. I would never send a gift with the intention that a video or photo post be made from it.
Comments by Poppy
PS - OMG YOU TWO! I LOVE THE AUDIO/VIDEO WAR!
More, please.
Comments by Poppy
Kyra, you said you need a vacation. Start selling stale bread coasters. I am absolutely certain you'll make enough for that vacation.
Comments by Poppy
your stupid video thing isn't working any more
(sorry Poppy)
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Comments by Miss Britt
:( sad poppy
Comments by Poppy
Fab, you do need to do a post about your coasters. She should paint pictures of Jesus on them and then we can use them like trading cards.
Hello, she's the instigator.
Sybil, you totally should get a webcam!
Kyra, is it "Kee-ra" or "Kai-ra"?
Heather, yeah, it's really clever.
Poppy, I know that about you.
Britt, thanks for trying. I'm not sure what's wrong. Gravatars aren't working completely either.
Comments by Avitable
It's Key-rah.... rhymes with Queera...lol. Although I get Kye-rah a lot, like Tyra Banks. I need to spell it different :-)
Comments by Kyra Sutra
Kyra, I'm sorry - I hate when people mispronounce my name.
Comments by Avitable
Oh, it's okay. So long as you keep posting pictures of your balls, all is forgiven :-)
(although if you wanted to be nice you could certainly send me a picture of your rock hard boner. It sure would help.)
Comments by Kyra Sutra
I'm out of Viagra. I'm an old man now, remember?
Comments by Avitable
I like to make your name sound mexican. Avi's that is.
Love the bread thing. Gonna use it!
Comments by The Absurdist
Amy can wear the t-shirt at night for jammies. I wish I had a webcam.
Comments by Summer
Absurdist, Mexican? Avi sounds Israeli to me.
Summer, me too!
Comments by Avitable
Avi is definitely Israeli.
Comments by Poppy
Why am I here?! gd time sucker!
Comments by Poppy
Poppy, hang around for a bit! Work is overrated.
Comments by Avitable
You.
are.
a.
bad.
influence.
Luckily I CLOSED my gmail and didn't see this comment for an entire hour.
sigh.
bye.
Comments by Poppy
Poppy, and then you didn't come back allll day!
Comments by Avitable
Wah.
;)
Comments by Poppy
PS - STILL TOP COMMENTER BY DOUBLE, so: quit yer bitchin'.
hehehehehehehe
Comments by Poppy
Poppy, that's true. You're clearly my favoritest person in the whole world, too.
Comments by Avitable
A. You're just trying to get me to smoke a cigarette.
B. Liar.
C. Alien.
D. You need to stop with the drugs.
E. Thank you, it means a lot.
GO PEE, AVI!
Comments by Poppy
Poppy, light up! Woohoo!
Comments by Avitable