It's time for another Lazy Sunday and another contest, and today's prize is the winner's choice of No Country for Old Men, Hitman, or Bee Movie!
Just like last week, everyone has a chance at winning, so don't be shy!
It's very simple. Every answer contains a reference to a movie, a television show, or a song. Just guess as many as you can - some will be laughably easy and some will be very difficult. You have two chances to comment with your answers.
Every correct answer is like a raffle ticket - you get one chance to win per correct answer. If you get 1 right, your name goes in the proverbial hat. If you get 10 right, your name goes in ten times. Et cetera.
After the contest ends Monday at midnight EST, I'll pick a name from the hat and the winner gets to choose their prize!
I've tried to make it slightly more Google-proof, although some of them are easily found if you're lazy. Otherwise, it should be simple, but if you have any questions, just ask in the comments.
Stole this from Poppy again:
1. How many siblings do you have?
Well, there's my brother Nick. He's an asshole. Then my brother Tommy and my sister Nancy. They're okay. Then we've got Mary, who's a bit of a slut, and three other sisters I can't even remember their names.
2. Are you shy around the opposite sex?
Only if I'm in love with a woman who I know is my density.
3. Do you own any band t-shirts?
Just the one from when I saw The Lone Rangers.
4. What is your favorite salad dressing?
I don't eat salad. My wife, though, she uses Vaseline.
5. Do you read for fun?
Yup - especially if it's a Sheldon novel.
6. Do you cry a lot?
No. I know why you cry. It's not something I can ever do, though.
7. Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages?
Nah. I have this awesome pie I can eat and lose weight drastically.
8. Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop?
I have an HP WOPR 5600.
9. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoo?
Yeah, I want one on my back that says "Sweet".
10. What is the weather like?
It's fine except for that fog that turns people inside out.
11. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
Sure! I once had sex with The Conundrum.
12. Is sex before marriage wrong?
Yes. So is dancing and rock music.
13. When was the last time you slept on the floor?
I only sleep sitting up in a chair next to my bed.
14. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
As long as it's in 20 minute increments, it doesn't matter.
15. Are your days full and fast-paced?
Recently it's been busy as we prepare for our show in Alice Springs.
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Okay, I already jacked all of the three movies off the internets so I'm going to be lazy today! Yay!
Comments by Kyra Sutra
I love Jerry Seinfeld.
I do.
I really, really do.
That is all.
Comments by Amy
Oh... and Tommy Lee Jones?
Is fucking HOT!
HOT HOT HOT!!!
Comments by Amy
Oh... and the guy who plays the bad guy in No Country - was butt ugly in the movie and OMG so hot at the Oscars! So so hot...
And, the bald guy on the front of the other case?
He scares me. Creeeeeeeeeeeps me out.
Comments by Amy
Josh Brolin...
Does nothing for me.
Although... when Goonies came out and I saw it in the theaters, I thought he was so cute!! CUTE CUTE!
Not so much now.
Comments by Amy
Oh and all of these comments?
I think officially make up for my lack of comments on the weekends for the past couple/few weeks.
Comments by Amy
Oh and I expect you to address each comment individually because I am going to A LOT of effort here.
A LOT.
I should be drinking now... and I'm not because I am doing this.
So... I want props, kudos, and individual responses. M'kay, nutsack?
Comments by Amy
I got nothin'
Comments by Girl, Dislocated
ok, i am rather sleep deprived. and i have had a few drinks. so here goes my first stab at it...
1. eight is enough
2. back to the future
WAIT! an ipod isn't up for grabs. i don't wanna use up all of my winning karma on this contest. so much so that i am not even commenting on the easy footloose reference.
Comments by hellohahanarf
ok 9 is Dude where's my car, 8 is Enough, 2 Back to the future?
Is number 1 some kind of Brady Bunch thing?
Comments by Freelanceguru
Lucky I'm not entering cause I don't want any of those movies, cause I got nothin'! Except I think the first is Eight is Enough. And maybe number 15 is Priscilla...
Comments by Dee
The only ones I know are "Dude Where's My Car" (which I have to go on record as saying I have never seen, but I knew from the commercial) and Footloose.
Comments by Miss Britt
Hi! I'm new to your site — was referred here by a few folks...
Anyhow: #3 is "Airheads." Alas, the downhill slide of Kurt Loder...
#4 is the Flaming Lips. Vaseline. (I, too, don't use tissues. How odd...)
#7 is "Thinner." weird movie. Not-so-great makeup.
#8 is "WarGames." One word: Sheedy-licious!
#9 — well, enough people have already answered this one correctly.
I'm going to take a stab at #5 — "When Harry Met Sally." I think the line was "Give it to me Sheldon. Read me, big Sheldon."
Great contest! Hope to do it again sometime...
Comments by Shiny
1. Eight is Enough
2. Back to the Future
7. Thinner
8. War Games
9. Dude, Where's My Car
10. The Dark
12. Footloose... gotta cut
13. Get Shorty?
15. Priscilla Queen of the Desert
I know number 14... it's on the tip of my tongue and it's going to make me crazy (crazier)until I can fucking remember it.
Comments by Fig
7. THINNER
That concludes my guesses.
Comments by Poppy
i thought # 8 might be war games and i am glad that others say it is. because it reminds me of one my all time favorite movie lines that just so happened to be said in that flick: "hell i'd piss on a sparkplug if i thought it would do any good!"
Comments by hellohahanarf
1 Eight is Enough (and I struggled to think of the other sisters!)
7. Thinner
9. Dude, Where's My Car?
12. Footloose
That's all I know today, but I am extremely hung over so whatever ;).
Comments by Hilly
wish i could leave a video post right about now. it would scare you into giving me a prize.
Comments by hellohahanarf
1. Eight is Enough.
2. Back to the Future.
8. War Games
9. Dude, Where's My Car?
12. Footloose
15. Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Comments by Karl
1. Eight is Enough
2. Back to the future
3. Airheads
4.
5. Misery
6. Bicentennial Man?
7. Thinner
8. War games
9. Dude Where's my car.
10. The fog?
11.
12. Footloose
13.
14.
15.
Comments by Jam
2. Back to the Future
12. Footloose
14. Seinfeld?
Jesus I suck.
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
I only know #4 and #9.
4. Flaming Lips "Vaseline"
9. Dude Where's My Car
I am a loser...LOL.
Comments by Stacy
1. 8 is Enough?
2. Back to the Furure
3. Airheads (I googled it)
4. The Flaming Lips
5. Misery
6. T2?
7. Thinner - damned gypsies!
8. Wargames
9. Dude, Where's My Car?
10. The Mist?
11. The X-Files (as played by The Enigma)
12. Footloose?
13. Leon - The Professional
14, Desmond on Lost?
15. Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (nice!)
Comments by B.E. Earl
1. 8 is enough- and they're Joanie, Abby, and Susan.
5. misery
7. thinner
10. the mist
12. footloose
that's all I could come up with on my own. I decided not to skeeze on other peoples answers today. maybe tomorrow I will.
Comments by Zom
That was too hard. Or I'm too lazy.
Either or.
Comments by Maria [Immoral Matriarch]
2. Back to the Future. I love that slip-up. It's so romantic...
7. THINNER. I love Stephen King to little tiny pieces.
8. Wargames. I don't specifically remember it being a 5600 but this is the only movie I can remember that had a W.O.P.R. in it.
9. DUDE. SWEET. DUDE!!! SWEET!!!! (Dude, Where's My Car?)
10. I'm goin' straight up for: The Fog
12. 6 degrees of the bacon: Footloose
13. Are you talking about Dawg? :D
15. I was thinking this was Wayne's World 2 where they travel for the video and all that crazy stuff happens between Tia and the bad guy. And then I googled it to check and it said that Alice Springs is in Australia...
Comments by Poppy
This one was tougher!
1. 8 is Enough
2. Back to the Future
6. It's either Terminator or T2... T2, I think. Must be. Yeah, T2.
9. Dude Where's My Car
10. The Mist
12. Footloose
Comments by Laura
Aw, crap. BEE got #13. And I love that movie, too! Clearly my brain is cloudy at the moment.
Comments by Poppy
I suck. The only one I knew was 12: Footloose. Why did I know that one? Cause my girlfriend in High School wanted to see that movie over and over and over and over. I had to dump her.
Comments by Jay
could someone tell me what flaming lips is? i don't get the vaseline thing at all.
thanks.
Comments by hellohahanarf
1.Eight is Enough (it really was!)
2. Back to the Future
3. Airheads (I actually liked that movie!)
4.
5. Misery
6. War Games
7. Thinner
8.
9. Dude, Where's My Car?
10. The Simpson's!
11.
12. Footloose
13. The Professional (LOVE that movie!(
14.
15.
That's all I've got. Whoohooooo!
Comments by Sybil Law
Okay, Avi, have you actually SEEN all of the shows and/or movies that you quote in these things? Be honest, remember, this is for posterity. Because, if you have? That's one impressive repertoire you got going on here.
Comments by Laura
Kyra, you lazy fucker.
Amy, are you sure you weren't drinking?
Girl, Dislocated, not even one?
Hello, so my prize isn't good enough for you? Is that what you're saying?
Freelanceguru, thanks for entering!
Dee, you don't want any of them? Communist.
Britt, Dude is a pretty funny movie, actually.
Shiny, thanks for the comment and thanks for entering!
Fig, those are some good guesses.
Poppy, more people knew that movie than I realized.
Hello, I don't remember that line, but I'll take your word for it.
Hilly, as I said by email, I can't believe you didn't get the one that I thought you would!
Karl, you know Priscilla? Hm.
Jam, thanks for playing!
Mr. Fabulous, maybe you're just getting senile in your old age.
Stacy, and one of the ones you knew was quite obscure.
BE Earl, damned gypsies indeed.
Zom, wow. Did you actually know the other sisters' names or did you Google that?
Maria, I vote for lazy!
Poppy, yay for effort!
Laura, yeah, it was a bit tougher than last week's.
Jay, that's the ONLY one?
Hello, sigh. Flaming Lips is the name of a band. That's all I can tell you.
Sybil, not bad.
Laura, yes, I've seen everything that I use as my references.
Comments by Avitable
actually the only one I knew for sure was susan. I IMDB'd it, and STILL fucked up, because Abby was the stepmom. I think Elizabeth was the other sister.
Comments by Zom
I used to masturbate to Nancy though. wait....... no I didn't.
nevermind ...... Forget I said that.
HEY LOOK! over there ...... it's Elvis!
*quietly slips out the door*
Comments by Zom
2. Back to the Future.
4. Flaming Lips "She Don't Use Jelly"
8. War Games (I love that movie!)
9. Dude Where's My Car?
12. Footloose (I think)
The rest would take some work.
Comments by kapgar
1. Eight Is Enough
2. Back To The Future
4. Flaming Lips, "She Don't Use Jelly"
8. WarGames
12. Footloose
15. Flight of the Conchords (?)
Comments by y not i
Zom, it's okay to admit your Eight is Enough fetish.
Kapgar, so far, I think you're the only one to correctly name the song title - everyone assumes it's "Vaseline".
Y not I, those are some good guesses. Thanks for playing!
Comments by Avitable
d'Oh! I completely messed up the name of the Flaming Lips song! I should have known better.
Incidentally: Ben Folds Five does a great version of "She Don't Use Jelly." It may be worth a listen...
Comments by Shiny
1. Eight is Enough
2. Back to the Future
3. Airheads! (love it!)
4. ...got me on that one...
5. Misery
6. wasn't that t:2 judgement day?
7. Thinner.
8. pretty sure it is wargames...still love that movie!
9.dude...where's my car?
10. the simpsons treehouse of horror V
11. know he was in the x files, not sure about any others
12. footloose
13....no clue again...
14. Memento?
15.The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
And no, i didn't use anyone else's answers, but yes, i used the internet!
Comments by Charissa
1. Eight is Enough
3. Airheads
7. Thinner
8. Wargames
9. Dude, Where's My Car?
10. I bet it something like The Fog or The Mist, but I'm going with The Simpsons
11. The X-files
12. Footloose
14. Memento? (Rocking movie)
15. Priscilla Queen of the Desert
(reading the comments, crap! I should have known all of those!)
Comments by Jhianna
De-lurking, to enter.
2.Back to the Future
5. Misery
7. I think, is Mean Girls despite what every one else is guessing
12. Footloose
Comments by Kris
Jhianna rocks #14! Woot!
I even own that movie and allllllllmost REwatched it the other day. Clearly I should have.
Comments by Poppy
Um. . .what the fuck? I don't know any of these. Not one.
Comments by Em
Shiny, I'll check that out.
Charissa, thanks for playing and being honest about your Googlification.
Jhianna, not a bad start.
Kris, thanks for delurking and entering.
Poppy, it wouldn't have helped with the correct answer.
Em, not one? Really?
Comments by Avitable
9. Dude, Wheres my Car?
Comments by bluepaintred
BPR, and a final entry right before the wire!
I'll probably give the results and the winner this weekend. Thanks!
Comments by Avitable