When I started blogging, there was one blogger that I looked up to. His posts were always very creative, and he had legions of fans. I carefully examined his style and methods. I marveled at the posts he came up with, and still comes up with, on a regular basis. As I get older and become more seasoned at blogging, I hope to someday surpass this blogger.
I’m talking, of course, about Dave.
However, today is not Dave’s birthday. It’s Fab’s! Mr. Fabulous turns 184 today, and he and his penis are still going strong. He manages to be one of the nicest guys in the world while also being offensive on an almost cellular level. If you love Jesus, midgets, homeless people, cats, or anything else, watch out!
Here’s some artwork in honor of the old man’s big day. In order to see all of the detail, you should click on it and view the full-sized image.
Happy birthday, Mr. Fabulous!
Also, don’t forget to enter yesterday’s contest and win your choice of movies!
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Twitter: Amanda234
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Is that you popping out the cake?
And if Logan Echolls likes bumfighting, it’s fine by me.
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Cool you used color and they are not just stick figures! You went all out to Hononr Dave on Fabby’s big day! Good one!
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Twitter: Blogography
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I dunno… after seeing your stunning rendition of a giant flaccid penis in this entry, I’d have to say that you HAVE totally surpassed me…
… at drawing giant flaccid penises. :violent018:
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I had no clue he had a pen for homeless people to train them for bumfighting! He’s such a giver! That kinda makes me like him.. minus the whole midget thing…
YAY! Drawings!!!!!!!!!!!
Excellent work, Mr. Avitable.
Happy Birthday, Mr. Fab!
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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i just love your drawings. one of these days i’ll bribe you to send me an original. until then…
HAPPY FABULOUS DAY!
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Wow, way to make me resize my browser window, jerkwad.
Oh, and happy birthday, Fab.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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P.S. I love that Dr. Dickhead was in hell. Thanks!
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Twitter: tlkaply
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Wow, All that and bunnies, too. You have truly captured the dichotomy of Fab.
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All I can think is that you must have a helluva a lot more respect for Mrs. Fab than you do for Britt or I. She has no boobs flopping about in the picture!
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That picture looks accurate, and having met the Fab’s in person I KNOW that there really is a holy light shining down upon Mrs Fabulous, she truly is a saint.
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I wonder how many times I can say Happy Birthday to Fab today and in how many entries? I’m guessing 124.5 or thereabouts!
I love your drawing…the penis and Mrs. Fab are the best!
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Well done Avi. One of your best yet!
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Twitter: missbritt
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He promised me his penis would be small and hard. Bastard.
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I am blown away! This is awesome! I am totally going to blow this up and frame it, and have you sign it next time I am down there.
Thank you!
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Twitter: Whatsananna
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Seriously, your art is getting amazing – I am impressed!
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Twitter: hismuse
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You have a talent, not sure what that talent is exactly but whatever it is you have it.
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AWESOME!! I love you popping out of the cake!
Too funny and thanks again for helping.
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Why have you started calling him Fabulous? Are you two gay lovers now?
(Nothing wrong with that, I just noticed the name change recently…)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FAB! Hope it’s a good day despite your mouth being on fiyah. :heartbeat:
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Twitter: msmegan
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Where’s the bunny shit? All those rabbits wandering around and no shit? How are we supposed to believe anything in this picture?
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Amanda, yup – Fab dreams of eating me and a cake at the same time.
Y2K, they’re still stick figures. Just with circles added.
Dave, you taught me so well!
Sybil, he is a giver. Of oral sex on any orifice you want.
Hello, just let me know when your birthday is.
Karl, can your monitor even handle the size of this image?
Tracy, heaven/hell, bunnies/homeless, penis/cake. It’s all there.
Amy, this is true. She’s a saint. I know that neither of you are!
Nobody, yeah she is!
Hilly, where’s the .5 going to be?
AnnieB, thanks!
Britt, well, it’s small compared to a garden hose.
Fab, happy birthday!
Mom, “getting amazing”? So it sucked before?
Robin, I like the way you think.
Turnbaby, sorry I couldn’t do more.
Poppy, I alternate between Fab, Mr. Fab, Fabulous, and Mr. Fabulous. Oh, and Loverboy.
Finn, the bunnies are well-trained. They clean it up themselves.
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Heh. Dr. Phil IS Hell.
Happy 184th Birthday Fab!
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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JULY 5th, BAY-BEE!!
:sexytime:
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How wonderful. His penis looks like a dead snake…But I do like you popping out of the cake.
Someday I hope to meet the wonderful Mrs. Fab.
Happy Birthday Mr. Fabulous!
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How do you spell “huzzah”? Like that?
Huzzah!
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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poppy,
from my shakespeare festival days i remember that it can be spelled the same both forward and backward. so either huzzuh or hazzah.
but i think it is hazzah.
(although i was young and drunk often, so don’t quote me, k?)
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Wow!!! That’s quite some penis he has there! I’d have started stalking him a LOT sooner if I’d known that!!
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This should be hanging in a museum somewhere!
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The .5 will be on the last post I read, where I just type “Happy Bir…” then say “eh, fuck it”.
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Leonardo DaVitable, that’s who you are!!
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That is one funny picture! The penis is stupendous… even flaccid. Happy b-day Fab!
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Wicked art work!
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Twitter: coalminersgd
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I LOVE the Jesus pee hot tub. Awesome.
Where can I get one?
Happy Birthday, Fab!
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Well darn the picture is not showing up for me!!!!
Happy Birthday Fab! :boobs2: :boobs4:
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LOVE the drawing! (August 28th hinthint)…I think this is my all-time fave.
Happy FabDay!
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Awesome picture, although I’m not sure about the proximity of the penis to the rabbits, could get nasty.
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He couldn’t have really been thinking about you in the hot tub. Or else the penis pic is all wrong.
Happy birthday, Fab!
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TMP, that’s his room after Fab kills him.
Hello, I realized that I already have that in my calendar. You’ll have to send me a full body photo of you so I can draw you properly.
TrishK, Mrs. Fab is definitely wonderful.
Poppy, “huzzah” is correct.
Hello, yeah, I think it’s the alcohol.
Penelope, that’s what it feels like in my butt, at least.
Kyra, only after I’m dead.
Hilly, he’s like the Jesus of blogging – you can’t escape the birthday!
Metalmom, more like Michelangable.
Winter, it’s stupendous in person, too.
Sarcastica, like, totally.
Heather, well, Jesus just follows him around and pees on his head – the hot tub is filled mainly with rabbit turds and semen.
Preposterous, don’t know why that is.
Tug, it’s one of my favorites, too.
Mik, they’ve been trained not to chew on it.
BB, good point!
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Aw Adam… you’re such a good blog buddy!
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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sonofabitch, you are right. that ratbastard lied to me all those years ago! huh!
(didn’t i send you a full body shot already? oh wait, you mean one with clothes on. hmmm. when i come down to help britt paint, you’ll see me in person. maybe i will even convince you to buy us dinner.)
:boobs3:
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Jasmine, yes, I’m awesome. I should get an award!
Hello, when’s that going to be? I’ll buy you guys dinner and drinks!
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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i told her to let me know after her month of guests leave, then i’ll come down for a long weekend of painting, drinking and me sleeping on her couch. honestly i don’t know when she will be up for it, but seeing as how i don’t really count as “company” i am up for anything. i just need to get through most of april and then all is well.
certainly i can speak for her when i say that we welcome the opportunity to have you buy us drinks and dinner. just so long as you know that we don’t put out.
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Who are you kidding? Sure you guys do!
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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shhhhhhhhhhhhh…
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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oh cool…i got my gravatar thingy to work again. wahoo!
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Hello, did you have to do something to get it to work?
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Twitter: http://whall.org/blog
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Happy Bday Fab…
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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damn technology realized that i changed my email address from my gmail to MY NEW BLOG address and didn’t like it. so i just added the new address and wha-la, all is well because it recognizes me now.
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Wayne, that’s all you have to say? Who are you and what have you done with the real WAH?
Hello, ah. I just wonder why everyone else’s is not working now.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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shitfuck, i broke it!
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No, it’s working as far as I can tell.
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