When I started blogging, there was one blogger that I looked up to. His posts were always very creative, and he had legions of fans. I carefully examined his style and methods. I marveled at the posts he came up with, and still comes up with, on a regular basis. As I get older and become more seasoned at blogging, I hope to someday surpass this blogger.
I'm talking, of course, about Dave.
However, today is not Dave's birthday. It's Fab's! Mr. Fabulous turns 184 today, and he and his penis are still going strong. He manages to be one of the nicest guys in the world while also being offensive on an almost cellular level. If you love Jesus, midgets, homeless people, cats, or anything else, watch out!
Here's some artwork in honor of the old man's big day. In order to see all of the detail, you should click on it and view the full-sized image.
Happy birthday, Mr. Fabulous!
Also, don't forget to enter yesterday's contest and win your choice of movies!
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Is that you popping out the cake?
And if Logan Echolls likes bumfighting, it's fine by me.
Comments by Amanda
Cool you used color and they are not just stick figures! You went all out to Hononr Dave on Fabby's big day! Good one!
Comments by y2k survivor
I dunno... after seeing your stunning rendition of a giant flaccid penis in this entry, I'd have to say that you HAVE totally surpassed me...
... at drawing giant flaccid penises.
Comments by Dave2
I had no clue he had a pen for homeless people to train them for bumfighting! He's such a giver! That kinda makes me like him.. minus the whole midget thing...
YAY! Drawings!!!!!!!!!!!
Excellent work, Mr. Avitable.
Happy Birthday, Mr. Fab!
Comments by Sybil Law
i just love your drawings. one of these days i'll bribe you to send me an original. until then...
HAPPY FABULOUS DAY!
Comments by hellohahanarf
Wow, way to make me resize my browser window, jerkwad.
Oh, and happy birthday, Fab.
Comments by Karl
P.S. I love that Dr. Dickhead was in hell. Thanks!
Comments by hellohahanarf
Wow, All that and bunnies, too. You have truly captured the dichotomy of Fab.
Comments by Tracy Lynn
All I can think is that you must have a helluva a lot more respect for Mrs. Fab than you do for Britt or I. She has no boobs flopping about in the picture!
Comments by Amy
That picture looks accurate, and having met the Fab's in person I KNOW that there really is a holy light shining down upon Mrs Fabulous, she truly is a saint.
Comments by Nobody™
I wonder how many times I can say Happy Birthday to Fab today and in how many entries? I'm guessing 124.5 or thereabouts!
I love your drawing...the penis and Mrs. Fab are the best!
Comments by Hilly
Well done Avi. One of your best yet!
Comments by AnnieB
He promised me his penis would be small and hard. Bastard.
Comments by Miss Britt
I am blown away! This is awesome! I am totally going to blow this up and frame it, and have you sign it next time I am down there.
Thank you!
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
Seriously, your art is getting amazing - I am impressed!
Comments by Britt's mom
You have a talent, not sure what that talent is exactly but whatever it is you have it.
Comments by Robin
AWESOME!! I love you popping out of the cake!
Too funny and thanks again for helping.
Comments by turnbaby
Why have you started calling him Fabulous? Are you two gay lovers now?
(Nothing wrong with that, I just noticed the name change recently...)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FAB! Hope it's a good day despite your mouth being on fiyah.
Comments by Poppy
Where's the bunny shit? All those rabbits wandering around and no shit? How are we supposed to believe anything in this picture?
Comments by Finn
Amanda, yup - Fab dreams of eating me and a cake at the same time.
Y2K, they're still stick figures. Just with circles added.
Dave, you taught me so well!
Sybil, he is a giver. Of oral sex on any orifice you want.
Hello, just let me know when your birthday is.
Karl, can your monitor even handle the size of this image?
Tracy, heaven/hell, bunnies/homeless, penis/cake. It's all there.
Amy, this is true. She's a saint. I know that neither of you are!
Nobody, yeah she is!
Hilly, where's the .5 going to be?
AnnieB, thanks!
Britt, well, it's small compared to a garden hose.
Fab, happy birthday!
Mom, "getting amazing"? So it sucked before?
Robin, I like the way you think.
Turnbaby, sorry I couldn't do more.
Poppy, I alternate between Fab, Mr. Fab, Fabulous, and Mr. Fabulous. Oh, and Loverboy.
Finn, the bunnies are well-trained. They clean it up themselves.
Comments by Avitable
Heh. Dr. Phil IS Hell.
Happy 184th Birthday Fab!
Comments by themuttprincess
JULY 5th, BAY-BEE!!
Comments by hellohahanarf
How wonderful. His penis looks like a dead snake...But I do like you popping out of the cake.
Someday I hope to meet the wonderful Mrs. Fab.
Happy Birthday Mr. Fabulous!
Comments by trishk
How do you spell "huzzah"? Like that?
Huzzah!
Comments by Poppy
poppy,
from my shakespeare festival days i remember that it can be spelled the same both forward and backward. so either huzzuh or hazzah.
but i think it is hazzah.
(although i was young and drunk often, so don't quote me, k?)
Comments by hellohahanarf
Wow!!! That's quite some penis he has there! I'd have started stalking him a LOT sooner if I'd known that!!
Comments by Penelope
This should be hanging in a museum somewhere!
Comments by Kyra Sutra
The .5 will be on the last post I read, where I just type "Happy Bir..." then say "eh, fuck it".
Comments by Hilly
Leonardo DaVitable, that's who you are!!
Comments by metalmom
That is one funny picture! The penis is stupendous... even flaccid. Happy b-day Fab!
Comments by Winter
Wicked art work!
Comments by Sarcastica
I LOVE the Jesus pee hot tub. Awesome.
Where can I get one?
Happy Birthday, Fab!
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
Well darn the picture is not showing up for me!!!!
Happy Birthday Fab!
Comments by Preposterous Ponderings
LOVE the drawing! (August 28th hinthint)...I think this is my all-time fave.
Happy FabDay!
Comments by Tug
Awesome picture, although I'm not sure about the proximity of the penis to the rabbits, could get nasty.
Comments by Mik
He couldn't have really been thinking about you in the hot tub. Or else the penis pic is all wrong.
Happy birthday, Fab!
Comments by BlondeBlogger
TMP, that's his room after Fab kills him.
Hello, I realized that I already have that in my calendar. You'll have to send me a full body photo of you so I can draw you properly.
TrishK, Mrs. Fab is definitely wonderful.
Poppy, "huzzah" is correct.
Hello, yeah, I think it's the alcohol.
Penelope, that's what it feels like in my butt, at least.
Kyra, only after I'm dead.
Hilly, he's like the Jesus of blogging - you can't escape the birthday!
Metalmom, more like Michelangable.
Winter, it's stupendous in person, too.
Sarcastica, like, totally.
Heather, well, Jesus just follows him around and pees on his head - the hot tub is filled mainly with rabbit turds and semen.
Preposterous, don't know why that is.
Tug, it's one of my favorites, too.
Mik, they've been trained not to chew on it.
BB, good point!
Comments by Avitable
Aw Adam... you're such a good blog buddy!
Comments by jasmine
sonofabitch, you are right. that ratbastard lied to me all those years ago! huh!
(didn't i send you a full body shot already? oh wait, you mean one with clothes on. hmmm. when i come down to help britt paint, you'll see me in person. maybe i will even convince you to buy us dinner.)
Comments by hellohahanarf
Jasmine, yes, I'm awesome. I should get an award!
Hello, when's that going to be? I'll buy you guys dinner and drinks!
Comments by Avitable
i told her to let me know after her month of guests leave, then i'll come down for a long weekend of painting, drinking and me sleeping on her couch. honestly i don't know when she will be up for it, but seeing as how i don't really count as "company" i am up for anything. i just need to get through most of april and then all is well.
certainly i can speak for her when i say that we welcome the opportunity to have you buy us drinks and dinner. just so long as you know that we don't put out.
Comments by hellohahanarf
Who are you kidding? Sure you guys do!
Comments by Avitable
shhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Comments by hellohahanarf
oh cool...i got my gravatar thingy to work again. wahoo!
Comments by hellohahanarf
Hello, did you have to do something to get it to work?
Comments by Avitable
Happy Bday Fab...
Comments by whall
damn technology realized that i changed my email address from my gmail to MY NEW BLOG address and didn't like it. so i just added the new address and wha-la, all is well because it recognizes me now.
Comments by hellohahanarf
Wayne, that's all you have to say? Who are you and what have you done with the real WAH?
Hello, ah. I just wonder why everyone else's is not working now.
Comments by Avitable
shitfuck, i broke it!
Comments by hellohahanarf
No, it's working as far as I can tell.
Comments by Avitable