Tuesday is a busy day for me, and since I write my posts a day ahead of time, this means that I have zero time to read blogs and write a new post.
So today, I'd just like to ask you to take a minute and click on my Humor-blogs banner:
I joined Diesel's Humor-blogs.com, which is something I should have done a long time ago. The more clicks I get, combined with the review they do, means that I'll move higher up their rankings. If you happen to be a member of the site, please give me a positive review, too!
Also, while I'm imposing and using up any remaining goodwill, here are some other things you can do to show your love for all things Avitable:
Add me to your Technorati favorites:
Follow me on Twitter:
Join me on Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=811835276
Subscribe to my Flickr feed:
http://flickr.com/photos/avitable/
And, of course, you can email me pictures of your boobs at my first name at my last name dot com.
If you're new to the horrors of Avitable.com, don't miss out. Subscribe to my RSS feed!
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Sorry, I had a picture of my boobs but I sent it to Fab instead.
Comments by Amanda
Wow, you're really trying to get under my shirt, aren't you? Drop by my place to see my boobs.
Comments by Karl
i love that the banner i have to click is the "everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten."
that was awesome. thank you.
you sure are pimping yourself out today. but i don't have time to fuck with you about it, i have to go click on your banner.
then i must sleep.
Comments by hellohahanarf
WHORE!!
Comments by Dave2
Ok, I don't know what half those things are, but I can manage to click on a banner. I'll eventually figure out the rest too.
No boobs though.
Comments by Girl, Dislocated
There are a lot of really good blogs over at Humor-blogs and Diesel is a freaking riot.
Comments by Jay
Boobs. Gotcha. No problem!
Comments by Kyra Sutra
Dirty, dirty whore.
But, wait... you like it when I say that to you, don't you?
Silly nutsack!
Comments by Amy
Ok let me get this right, I can do the banner thing, I don't use technorati, I already have you on Twitter, I'm going to delete Facebook (boreddddd), and I don't use Flickr so that just leaves the boobs thing which I already mentioned isn't worth your while now that I'm losing weight. Sorry.
Comments by Penelope
Diesel is great - about time.
You NEVER play with me on Facebook! You're a DUD friend!
Flickr off and a pox on you!
Comments by AnnieB
Diesel is my hero. I need to pay more attention to my ranking over there. I have no idea where I am.
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
I clicked on you (that sounds suggestive, doesn't it?) over at Humorblogs, and I joined too (not that I'm anywhere near in the same league as you are)! Anyway, it looks like fun!
Happy Hump Day!
J.
Comments by HoosierGirl
You used up your goodwill on me 3 months ago.
Comments by Miss Britt
Oh, for crying out loud. I'm already subscribed to your flickr and your twitter and you're the one who invited me to FB. But I'll click your damn humor icon, because clicking icons is the most important job I have to do all day anyway.
(NoT!)
Happy Wednesday, funny man.
Comments by Poppy
Eh, I suppose I could help you out. You did vote for me.
Comments by Robin
Okay, I clicked. Sigh
Did you know you are under Mr. Fab?
Comments by trishk
What would I get out of me sending you a picture of my boobs?
Comments by themuttprincess
Like a dutiful something or another I went I clicked I joined I added I rolled over, played dead and begged.
Comments by Bec
Amanda, evil, evil bastard.
Karl, I'm outside your window.
Hello, I didn't have time for a real post today.
Dave, it's true!
Girl, Dislocated, no? The boobs are all I care about!
Jay, yeah, I don't know why it took me that long to read it.
Kyra, sweet!
Amy, that's Uncle Dirty Nutsack to you.
Penelope, I like small boobs.
AnnieB, I don't do a lot of the poking stuff on Facebook - too time consuming.
Mr. Fabulous, you're under me now!
HG, thanks - happy humping!
Britt, was that my goodwill? I thought that was my luck.
Poppy, thanks, clicky friend.
Robin, damn skippy!
TrishK, now I'm on top. Just the way I like it.
TMP, the benefit of making a poor gorilla happy.
Bec, I'm still waiting for the pictures!
Comments by Avitable
Except you know I did it anyway. I am compelled to do your bidding and I don't know why...
Comments by Dave2
Holy fuck you're bossy... click this... add that... join here... but I'll do it to prove my love. Next I suppose we'll have to sacrifice a newborn lama.
Comments by Fig
Geez man you are almost as obsessed about boobies as I am
Comments by Turnbaby
I clicked. I already have everything else but the technorati thing. I don't know what it is but as of now I already have TOO MUCH STUFF!
I do whatever you say... boob shots in jpeg, I guess?
HAHA
Comments by Sybil Law
Dave, it was the hypnosis last time you were down in Orlando.
Fig, don't you love a man in charge?
Turnbaby, I'd say moreso.
Sybil, high res jpeg, please.
Comments by Avitable
Dude, I am already so hooked into your life that I feel the breeze when you drop your shorts, and, by the way, you should try pulling them up once in awhile, I'm FREEZING.
Attention whore.
Comments by Tracy Lynn
A man in charge? Well you're no Scott Baio but I guess you'll do.
Comments by Fig
So let Bossy get this straight: she's to Follow your Face on Humor Blogs? Wait.
And by the way, Bossy's humor-blog rating is dropping like a stone.
Comments by BOSSY
Dude, everybody and their damned brother is on Twitter. Fucking joiner.
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
Comments by RW
I will follow him...follow him wherever he may gooooo.
Oh sorry, for some reason that song popped into my head ;)
Comments by Hilly
I joined twitter once a long while back but never really got the point of it. Maybe it's different when you actually have twitter friends to "follow" you.
And I'm thinking. . . I bet you actually do get a lot of boob shots, so I won't clog your in-box with another one.
Comments by Em
I hate that Humor Blogs site. I think it's all a clever way of promoting his own site. I was on it for a while, but since I didn't participate, I had no rating and was all the way at the bottom. I hate being a loser so I've since asked to be removed.
Comments by Craig
I love Diesel. I about crapped my pants when he posted a comment on my blog this week. After all, I'm a veritable blog-baby.
I could send my kid's boobs. It's not like she doesn't have them posted on MySpace.
Comments by Winter
Accessibility is always important. Especially for reach-arounds.
Comments by Craig
Tracy, but I'd rather be freeballing.
Fig, I wish I could be Scott Baio!
Bossy, I didn't know you were on there, too.
CMG, Twitter's where it's at, sister.
RW, pleeeeeassseeeeee?
Hilly, I knew I liked you.
Em, let's pretend that I don't. Clog my inbox!
Craig, I definitely think it is a clever way to promote his own site, and I think it has a lot of missed potential in the way that it is run, but it's a good idea.
Winter, do you like your daughter? Because it doesn't really seem like you do! :D
Craig2, excellent point.
Comments by Avitable
You may be a gorilla, but I doubt you are poor.
Comments by themuttprincess
TMP, well, compared to rich people I'm poor!
Comments by Avitable
I am a virgin as far as your site is concerned. I too am at humor blogs so if I click your button then you have to click my button. I enjoyed your site Mr Gorilla and as far as boobs go my scanner is down so this is the best I can do.javascript:moreSmiliesAappendSmiley('
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Comments by ettarose