Comments on: Smellophobic http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/19/smellophobic/ Tact is for pussies Fri, 19 Mar 2010 01:50:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/19/smellophobic/#comment-24568 Avitable Sun, 23 Mar 2008 21:51:57 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/19/smellophobic/#comment-24568 <b>Rachel</b>, that just sounds horrible. <b>VW</b>, good to see you're a smellophobe too! Rachel, that just sounds horrible.

VW, good to see you're a smellophobe too!

]]> By: Vulgar Wizard http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/19/smellophobic/#comment-24564 Vulgar Wizard Sun, 23 Mar 2008 20:15:24 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/19/smellophobic/#comment-24564 D A C A C A B :puke: D
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]]> By: Rachelskirts http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/19/smellophobic/#comment-24562 Rachelskirts Sun, 23 Mar 2008 19:49:53 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/19/smellophobic/#comment-24562 BBDDABA I <i>hate</i> stinkage. One of the things I do NOT look forward to when I return to college this summer is hanging out with my guy friends on their dorm floor. Entering the building, I get smacked in the face by the smell of rotting French fries, stale milk, and moldy gym socks. *shudders* It's . . . disgusting. BBDDABA

I hate stinkage. One of the things I do NOT look forward to when I return to college this summer is hanging out with my guy friends on their dorm floor. Entering the building, I get smacked in the face by the smell of rotting French fries, stale milk, and moldy gym socks. *shudders* It's . . . disgusting.

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/19/smellophobic/#comment-24446 Avitable Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:56:28 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/19/smellophobic/#comment-24446 <b>Mom</b>, Britt is definitely your daughter! <b>Sarcastica</b>, good answers. <b>Girl, Dislocated</b>, I definitely agree about the public germs thing! <b>Lynda</b>, that's my job, too, unfortunately. <b>Sybil</b>, lysol works too, although it can make it smell worse sometimes. <b>Trukindog</b>, no, but it would be funny if that's what you said. Mom, Britt is definitely your daughter!

Sarcastica, good answers.

Girl, Dislocated, I definitely agree about the public germs thing!

Lynda, that's my job, too, unfortunately.

Sybil, lysol works too, although it can make it smell worse sometimes.

Trukindog, no, but it would be funny if that's what you said.

]]> By: Trukindog http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/19/smellophobic/#comment-24424 Trukindog Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:37:54 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/19/smellophobic/#comment-24424 Heh you think I'd be that nice about it do ya? Heh you think I'd be that nice about it do ya?

]]> By: Sybil Law http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/19/smellophobic/#comment-24415 Sybil Law Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:18:48 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/19/smellophobic/#comment-24415 1. d 2. b 3. d 4. a - only I use LYSOL to kill germs 5. a (the man's socks ALWAYS smell) 6. b 7. b (Changing my own kids' diaper was enough - I will not ever offer to clean anyone else's kids' diaper.) 1. d
2. b
3. d
4. a – only I use LYSOL to kill germs
5. a (the man's socks ALWAYS smell)
6. b
7. b (Changing my own kids' diaper was enough – I will not ever offer to clean anyone else's kids' diaper.)

]]> By: Lynda http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/19/smellophobic/#comment-24414 Lynda Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:15:14 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/19/smellophobic/#comment-24414 You're right, he does! You're right, he does!

]]> By: Girl, Dislocated http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/19/smellophobic/#comment-24412 Girl, Dislocated Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:16:56 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/19/smellophobic/#comment-24412 I know I put too much thought into it, but I just can't help it. I always put too much thought into everything (and it's such a major waste of time!) Anyway, about the toilet, I disinfect it periodically even if no one besides me has been using it. If someone other than me uses it, it does make a difference if they're a stranger or not. If it's my sister, for example, I don't feel the need to immediately disinfect it. But if a stranger uses my toilet, it's like my toilet has become a public toilet with public germs (in my mind at least). I know I put too much thought into it, but I just can't help it. I always put too much thought into everything (and it's such a major waste of time!) Anyway, about the toilet, I disinfect it periodically even if no one besides me has been using it. If someone other than me uses it, it does make a difference if they're a stranger or not. If it's my sister, for example, I don't feel the need to immediately disinfect it. But if a stranger uses my toilet, it's like my toilet has become a public toilet with public germs (in my mind at least).

]]> By: Sarcastica http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/19/smellophobic/#comment-24411 Sarcastica Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:39:24 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/19/smellophobic/#comment-24411 <b>1. You take the kitchen trash bag out of the can and tie it up, then bring it down to the driveway. Do you:</b> D. Make someone else do it. <b>2. Same as question 1, except instead of the kitchen, it's the office trash which only has paper products and the occasional soda can. Do you:</b> D. Make someone else do it. <b>3. You have to use the bathroom after someone else just left, and it's stinky. Do you:</b> D. Go find another bathroom, or hold it and come back hours later. <b>4. Same as question 3, except it's not stinky. You're just going in immediately after someone else. Do you:</b> C. Spray air freshener, open the window, and then try to breathe in and out of your mouth. <b>5. You are gathering laundry to bring to the laundry room, and you're carrying a basket that has shirts, underwear, socks, and pants in it, and not all of them are yours. Do you:</b> C. Breathe normally. <b>6. There is a gallon of milk in the fridge that expired yesterday. Do you:</b> B. Dump it while holding your breath and running hot water and soap. <b>7. You're visiting someone who has a baby. All of a sudden they say, "Looks like someone made a poopie!" Do you:</b> E. Do absolutely nothing...since they'll clean up after the baby. DUHH! 1. You take the kitchen trash bag out of the can and tie it up, then bring it down to the driveway. Do you:
D. Make someone else do it.

2. Same as question 1, except instead of the kitchen, it's the office trash which only has paper products and the occasional soda can. Do you:
D. Make someone else do it.

3. You have to use the bathroom after someone else just left, and it's stinky. Do you:
D. Go find another bathroom, or hold it and come back hours later.

4. Same as question 3, except it's not stinky. You're just going in immediately after someone else. Do you:
C. Spray air freshener, open the window, and then try to breathe in and out of your mouth.

5. You are gathering laundry to bring to the laundry room, and you're carrying a basket that has shirts, underwear, socks, and pants in it, and not all of them are yours. Do you:
C. Breathe normally.

6. There is a gallon of milk in the fridge that expired yesterday. Do you:
B. Dump it while holding your breath and running hot water and soap.

7. You're visiting someone who has a baby. All of a sudden they say, "Looks like someone made a poopie!" Do you:
E. Do absolutely nothing…since they'll clean up after the baby. DUHH!

]]> By: Britt's mom http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/19/smellophobic/#comment-24407 Britt's mom Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:53:52 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/2008/03/19/smellophobic/#comment-24407 Hmmm 1) Emasculate the person - verbally, not actually - who should have taken out the fucking garbage to begin with. 2)D. I'm a supervisor. But I ask with a smile. :-) 3) I open the bathroom door and say loudly, "God! You couldn't wait and do that at home?" 4) Um - just go. Not necessarily breathing deeply. 5) C. Actually, no stink involved, I can smell my kids' clothes - like whose belongs to whom, just be their natural scent. Which is a totally female trait and entirely off the subject but I think it's cool. 6) I don't drink the shit. I am not a baby cow. 7) Duh. D. I'm a Nanna Hmmm

1) Emasculate the person – verbally, not actually – who should have taken out the fucking garbage to begin with.

2)D. I'm a supervisor. But I ask with a smile. -)

3) I open the bathroom door and say loudly, "God! You couldn't wait and do that at home?"

4) Um – just go. Not necessarily breathing deeply.

5) C. Actually, no stink involved, I can smell my kids' clothes – like whose belongs to whom, just be their natural scent. Which is a totally female trait and entirely off the subject but I think it's cool.

6) I don't drink the shit. I am not a baby cow.

7) Duh. D. I'm a Nanna

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