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Memes aren’t just for weekends anymore

I wish I had fodder to post. But I can’t think of anything funny today! It’s been very busy, I’ve been very tired, and I’ve only managed to actually leave the house for any extended period of time once in the last week.

So I’ve seen this meme at a thousand different sites and thought I’d finally break down and do it, but not in the same old way that everyone else is doing it. Nooooo, I have to be different! We’ll call this Avitable’s Dirty Perverted Non-Photobucket Meme:

1. Go to I decided to use Google Image Search, with the filter turned off, instead of photobucket. Click the links at your own risk!
2. Type in your answer to the question in the “search” box.
3. Use only the first page and choose a picture that comes up.
4. Insert the link to the picture into your blog.

1. What is your relationship status?

Married to Amy.

2. What is your current mood?

So fucking tired.

3. Who is your favorite musical artist?

Avril Lavigne.

4. What is your favorite movie?

Happy Gilmore

5. What kind of pet do you have?

A cute doggy with style.

6. Where do you live?

Fucking Orlando.

7. Where do you work?

Out of my house.

8. What do you look like?

A fucking gorilla.

9. What do you drive?

A car.

10. What did you do last night?

Worked until late night.

11. What is your favorite TV show?

I love Scrubs.

12. Describe yourself.

A 12-year old girl trapped in a 31-year old man’s body.

13. What are you doing today?

Writing this verbal diarrhea.

14. What is your name?

Adam Avitable

15. What is your favorite candy?

I fucking love chocolate.

Have a good weekend, everyone. Don’t forget about Sunday’s contest!

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52 Replies to “Memes aren’t just for weekends anymore”

  1. Avitable

    Amanda, c’mon. Don’t be a pussy!

    Jason, I do the best I can.

    Mary, anytime!

    Jay, yeah, me too. I was hoping that there would be a much worse photo.

    AmyD, did you click on any of them?

    BPR, maybe Canadians aren’t allowed to see those.

    Winter, who isn’t?

    Karen, I have accomplished my goal.

    Turnbaby, you don’t like unicorns?

    Freelanceguru, you mean you don’t come here every day already? What’s wrong with you?

    Britt, fucker.

    L, turnip?

  2. themuttprincess

    I couldn’t get into any of the except the first one, because I am at work, and after seeing that one, I am ok with that.

    I would hate for the boss to walk past, and then say, “Hey! show ME how to get that shit up on MY computer….” That would be uncomfortable!

  3. Sybil Law

    Of course you’d save the “best” for last.
    Damn – you are twisted!
    The puking picture didn’t bother me too much. My 6 year old puked in my bed last night. Next time, I’ll take a picture of it and send it to you!

  4. Britt's mom

    I was very scared to click on “verbal diarrhea” but it was probably the least nasty of the ones I saw.

    I really hate looking at pictures of puckered assholes. Seriously, son. I see them all day every day.

    Funny idea, though. Ever thought about taking over the world?

  5. Mike

    I’ll have to poke my eyes out now. You lolled me into a sense of false security with the first few pictures and then you had to put that picture of a unicorn in there. That is messed up.

    Seriously, if I want to see unicorns, I’ll go on a specialized site. Sheesh.


  6. SJ

    So I guess I’m the only one that appreciated the unicorn chaser on #12. Couldn’t have made it through without it.

    4 and 5 wouldn’t work for me, either. And I’m not Canadian.

    Bret said he’d rather gouge his eyes out than look at #15 again. (I think he may have some unfortunate history with a shemale.)

  7. Avitable

    Absurdist, that’s a picture of me!

    Golfwidow, I know.

    L, did you take your meds today?

    TrishK, the first one was the tamest.

    Heather, I’m one of a kind, what can I say.

    Jennifer, should have looked at #15.

    Robin, you won’t get fired.

    Stephanie, that’s better than boring and tame!

    TMP, then you could send him #15 and let him have fun.

    Sarcastica, pussy.

    Tracy, I help you set the tone for your day.

    Sybil, yeah, it was a tame puking picture.

    Mom, I sell stuff to puckered assholes all day long, too.

    Hello, yes, I am!

    Mr. Fabulous, ooh. Maybe next time!

    Karl, something’s always wrong over here.

    Mike, that unicorn is a trap.

    MyWeeWorld, I’m glad I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.

    Hilly, WTF? I have it saved on my server.

    BPR, I’ll email them to you.

    Clown, yes, that is better.

    Dan, just tell her you’re doing research.

    SJ, Bret’s not a tranny fan, apparently.

    Em, c’mon, you can do it!

    Robin, heh. Yes.

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