I wish I had fodder to post. But I can't think of anything funny today! It's been very busy, I've been very tired, and I've only managed to actually leave the house for any extended period of time once in the last week.
So I've seen this meme at a thousand different sites and thought I'd finally break down and do it, but not in the same old way that everyone else is doing it. Nooooo, I have to be different! We'll call this Avitable's Dirty Perverted Non-Photobucket Meme:
1. Go to images.google.com. I decided to use Google Image Search, with the filter turned off, instead of photobucket. Click the links at your own risk!
2. Type in your answer to the question in the “search” box.
3. Use only the first page and choose a picture that comes up.
4. Insert the link to the picture into your blog.
1. What is your relationship status?
2. What is your current mood?
3. Who is your favorite musical artist?
4. What is your favorite movie?
5. What kind of pet do you have?
6. Where do you live?
7. Where do you work?
8. What do you look like?
9. What do you drive?
10. What did you do last night?
11. What is your favorite TV show?
12. Describe yourself.
A 12-year old girl trapped in a 31-year old man's body.
13. What are you doing today?
Writing this verbal diarrhea.
14. What is your name?
15. What is your favorite candy?
Have a good weekend, everyone. Don't forget about Sunday's contest!
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I was going to at least click on your name to see what the link was, and when I hovered over it I saw "manstouch.com" and changed my mind.
Comments by Amanda
Even the mighty and incomparable Avitable runs out of blog fodder! This somehow makes me feel so much better.
Comments by Jason
I know I won't sleep tonight.
Thanks
Comments by Mary
Okaaayyyy! I just went back and clicked on each and every one of the links. You sure know how to overcome the lack of fodder. You're something of a blogging hero for me.
Comments by Jason
The pic for "verbal diarrhea" could have been sooooo much worse. I'm almost disappointed actually.
Comments by Jay
I SO don't trust your version of a picture meme.
Comments by AmyD
four and five did not work for me ( got an error message), and fifteen turned me on
Comments by bluepaintred
I'm so glad you post #6! I was looking for a site like that.
Comments by Winter
You scare me.
Comments by Karen Sugarpants
LOLOLOL
Niiiice
I will say however number 12 made me throw up in my mouth a little
Comments by turnbaby
Comments by Freelanceguru
I clicked the first link. And, um, no.
Comments by Miss Britt
I horny
An I only clicked on 8 & 15
There needs to be a turnip version
Comments by L
Amanda, c'mon. Don't be a pussy!
Jason, I do the best I can.
Mary, anytime!
Jay, yeah, me too. I was hoping that there would be a much worse photo.
AmyD, did you click on any of them?
BPR, maybe Canadians aren't allowed to see those.
Winter, who isn't?
Karen, I have accomplished my goal.
Turnbaby, you don't like unicorns?
Freelanceguru, you mean you don't come here every day already? What's wrong with you?
Britt, fucker.
L, turnip?
Comments by Avitable
Dude, you are going to have to do A LOT of manscaping to meet that picture of your name.
Comments by Absurdist
#12 was so gross.
Comments by golfwidow
Yeah Turnip fucking its my new bestest favourite hobby an it calls for an emoticon no it heralds one me thinks
plus I'm still horny over number 8
Comments by L
I knew better than to click. I did..
Only the first one though. Then I stopped..
I knew better than to click...
Comments by trishk_fl@yahoo.com
OK, the fucking gorillas? Damn, that's great comedy!
Only you, hon. Only you...
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
Damn. Looked at the first one and then had delete my web history cuz I was on the family laptop!
Comments by Jennifer
I can't seem to check out any of your posts this week while at work, will have to wait for the weekend.
Comments by Robin
Even when you are boring, you are sick as fuck.
Comments by Stephanie
I couldn't get into any of the except the first one, because I am at work, and after seeing that one, I am ok with that.
I would hate for the boss to walk past, and then say, "Hey! show ME how to get that shit up on MY computer...." That would be uncomfortable!
Comments by themuttprincess
Yes, I changed my mind on clicking the links too when I read what the urls were.
Good thing, I'm already messed up enough as it is.
Comments by Sarcastica
Comments by Tracy Lynn
Hahahahahaha
Of course you'd save the "best" for last.
Damn - you are twisted!
The puking picture didn't bother me too much. My 6 year old puked in my bed last night. Next time, I'll take a picture of it and send it to you!
Comments by Sybil Law
I was very scared to click on "verbal diarrhea" but it was probably the least nasty of the ones I saw.
I really hate looking at pictures of puckered assholes. Seriously, son. I see them all day every day.
Funny idea, though. Ever thought about taking over the world?
Comments by Britt's mom
dude, you are seriously whacked.
i like that about you.
Comments by hello haha narf
When you run out of blog fodder you are supposed to write about your deep and abiding love for me. Duh!
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
I knew something was wrong as soon as I saw links instead of photos.
Comments by Karl
I'll have to poke my eyes out now. You lolled me into a sense of false security with the first few pictures and then you had to put that picture of a unicorn in there. That is messed up.
Seriously, if I want to see unicorns, I'll go on a specialized site. Sheesh.
;-)
Comments by Mike
I really thought I was past the point of anything shocking me, and then I clicked the last link. I was like, "O! What the fuck???"
Very nice, dude. I'm impressed.
Comments by MyWeeWorld
So I was going to try to be "clever" and link to Lemon Party but it's gone! What the hell happened to it?
Comments by Hilly
I dunno if it's a location thing, but I want to see. feel free to send me an email!
Comments by bluepaintred
"simpsons and scrubs" results in...
http://linked.mroach.com/scrubs.jpg
Better!
Comments by Clown
I should have known better to click those links with my wife in the room. I'm in trouble now.
Comments by Dan
So I guess I'm the only one that appreciated the unicorn chaser on #12. Couldn't have made it through without it.
4 and 5 wouldn't work for me, either. And I'm not Canadian.
Bret said he'd rather gouge his eyes out than look at #15 again. (I think he may have some unfortunate history with a shemale.)
Comments by SJ
I'm not gonna do it. I'm scared.
Comments by Em
Ok seriously, I hate hate vaginas and vomit and tighty whities. Are you trying to give me a stroke??
Comments by Robin
Absurdist, that's a picture of me!
Golfwidow, I know.
L, did you take your meds today?
TrishK, the first one was the tamest.
Heather, I'm one of a kind, what can I say.
Jennifer, should have looked at #15.
Robin, you won't get fired.
Stephanie, that's better than boring and tame!
TMP, then you could send him #15 and let him have fun.
Sarcastica, pussy.
Tracy, I help you set the tone for your day.
Sybil, yeah, it was a tame puking picture.
Mom, I sell stuff to puckered assholes all day long, too.
Hello, yes, I am!
Mr. Fabulous, ooh. Maybe next time!
Karl, something's always wrong over here.
Mike, that unicorn is a trap.
MyWeeWorld, I'm glad I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.
Hilly, WTF? I have it saved on my server. http://avitable.com/adam/blog/lemonparty.jpg
BPR, I'll email them to you.
Clown, yes, that is better.
Dan, just tell her you're doing research.
SJ, Bret's not a tranny fan, apparently.
Em, c'mon, you can do it!
Robin, heh. Yes.
Comments by Avitable
I no longer fucking love chocolate!
Comments by Mik
All I need is to have a vagina on my screen when my boss walks by my cube.
Comments by Robin
I am so totally disturbed by the images in # 1-7, that I can't go any further. I have never seen gay porn before, and I don't think I ever want to again. (shudder)
You are one of a kind, Adam.
J.
Comments by HoosierGirl
Mik, it loves you, though.
Robin, that's what everyone needs.
HG, you should try #12 and #15.
Comments by Avitable
That unicorn image disturbs me.
Comments by kapgar
Dude, you have some real Google skill here. First HOW did you turn off the GD filter? Second... dude, you have some real Google skill...
Comments by On a Limb with Claudia
Kapgar, me too. It was hard for me to post that.
Claudia, when you search with Google images, it gives you that option.
Comments by Avitable
I knew you'd put more pictures of your package online... a little air brushing maybe?
Comments by Bec
Bec, just a bit.
Comments by Avitable
I am always so scared clicking on any link put up by you!! but some of them were actually good.
Comments by the_boy_blunder
Boy Blunder, scared? Why?
Comments by Avitable
You should consider changing your blog name to Pornvitable.
Comments by Poppy