I wish I had fodder to post. But I can’t think of anything funny today! It’s been very busy, I’ve been very tired, and I’ve only managed to actually leave the house for any extended period of time once in the last week.
So I’ve seen this meme at a thousand different sites and thought I’d finally break down and do it, but not in the same old way that everyone else is doing it. Nooooo, I have to be different! We’ll call this Avitable’s Dirty Perverted Non-Photobucket Meme:
1. Go to images.google.com. I decided to use Google Image Search, with the filter turned off, instead of photobucket. Click the links at your own risk!
2. Type in your answer to the question in the “search” box.
3. Use only the first page and choose a picture that comes up.
4. Insert the link to the picture into your blog.
1. What is your relationship status?
2. What is your current mood?
3. Who is your favorite musical artist?
4. What is your favorite movie?
5. What kind of pet do you have?
6. Where do you live?
7. Where do you work?
8. What do you look like?
9. What do you drive?
10. What did you do last night?
11. What is your favorite TV show?
12. Describe yourself.
A 12-year old girl trapped in a 31-year old man’s body.
13. What are you doing today?
Writing this verbal diarrhea.
14. What is your name?
15. What is your favorite candy?
Have a good weekend, everyone. Don’t forget about Sunday’s contest!
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Twitter: Amanda234
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I was going to at least click on your name to see what the link was, and when I hovered over it I saw “manstouch.com” and changed my mind.
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Even the mighty and incomparable Avitable runs out of blog fodder! This somehow makes me feel so much better.
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I know I won’t sleep tonight.
Thanks
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Okaaayyyy! I just went back and clicked on each and every one of the links. You sure know how to overcome the lack of fodder. You’re something of a blogging hero for me.
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Twitter: Jayman3768
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The pic for “verbal diarrhea” could have been sooooo much worse. I’m almost disappointed actually.
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I SO don’t trust your version of a picture meme. :puke:
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four and five did not work for me ( got an error message), and fifteen turned me on
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I’m so glad you post #6! I was looking for a site like that.
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Twitter: karensugarpants
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You scare me.
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LOLOLOL
Niiiice
I will say however number 12 made me throw up in my mouth a little :sexytime:
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:woohoo: I’m coming here more often…
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Twitter: missbritt
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I clicked the first link. And, um, no.
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I horny
An I only clicked on 8 & 15
:sex011:
There needs to be a turnip version
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Amanda, c’mon. Don’t be a pussy!
Jason, I do the best I can.
Mary, anytime!
Jay, yeah, me too. I was hoping that there would be a much worse photo.
AmyD, did you click on any of them?
BPR, maybe Canadians aren’t allowed to see those.
Winter, who isn’t?
Karen, I have accomplished my goal.
Turnbaby, you don’t like unicorns?
Freelanceguru, you mean you don’t come here every day already? What’s wrong with you?
Britt, fucker.
L, turnip?
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Dude, you are going to have to do A LOT of manscaping to meet that picture of your name.
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#12 was so gross.
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Yeah Turnip fucking its my new bestest favourite hobby an it calls for an emoticon no it heralds one me thinks
plus I’m still horny over number 8
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I knew better than to click. I did..
Only the first one though. Then I stopped..
I knew better than to click…
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Twitter: coalminersgd
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OK, the fucking gorillas? Damn, that’s great comedy!
Only you, hon. Only you… :thumbsup:
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Damn. Looked at the first one and then had delete my web history cuz I was on the family laptop!
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Twitter: hismuse
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I can’t seem to check out any of your posts this week while at work, will have to wait for the weekend.
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Even when you are boring, you are sick as fuck.
:thumbsup:
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I couldn’t get into any of the except the first one, because I am at work, and after seeing that one, I am ok with that.
I would hate for the boss to walk past, and then say, “Hey! show ME how to get that shit up on MY computer….” That would be uncomfortable!
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Yes, I changed my mind on clicking the links too when I read what the urls were.
Good thing, I’m already messed up enough as it is.
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Twitter: tlkaply
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:banghead: Dude. I have to stop reading you first. :banghead:
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Hahahahahaha
Of course you’d save the “best” for last.
Damn – you are twisted!
The puking picture didn’t bother me too much. My 6 year old puked in my bed last night. Next time, I’ll take a picture of it and send it to you!
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Twitter: Whatsananna
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I was very scared to click on “verbal diarrhea” but it was probably the least nasty of the ones I saw.
I really hate looking at pictures of puckered assholes. Seriously, son. I see them all day every day.
Funny idea, though. Ever thought about taking over the world?
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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dude, you are seriously whacked.
i like that about you.
:sexytime:
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When you run out of blog fodder you are supposed to write about your deep and abiding love for me. Duh!
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I knew something was wrong as soon as I saw links instead of photos.
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Twitter: LeSombre
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I’ll have to poke my eyes out now. You lolled me into a sense of false security with the first few pictures and then you had to put that picture of a unicorn in there. That is messed up.
Seriously, if I want to see unicorns, I’ll go on a specialized site. Sheesh.
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I really thought I was past the point of anything shocking me, and then I clicked the last link. I was like, “O! What the fuck???”
Very nice, dude. I’m impressed.
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So I was going to try to be “clever” and link to Lemon Party but it’s gone! What the hell happened to it?
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I dunno if it’s a location thing, but I want to see. feel free to send me an email!
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“simpsons and scrubs” results in…
http://linked.mroach.com/scrubs.jpg
Better!
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I should have known better to click those links with my wife in the room. I’m in trouble now.
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So I guess I’m the only one that appreciated the unicorn chaser on #12. Couldn’t have made it through without it.
4 and 5 wouldn’t work for me, either. And I’m not Canadian.
Bret said he’d rather gouge his eyes out than look at #15 again. (I think he may have some unfortunate history with a shemale.)
:poke:
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I’m not gonna do it. I’m scared.
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Twitter: hismuse
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Ok seriously, I hate hate vaginas and vomit and tighty whities. Are you trying to give me a stroke??
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Absurdist, that’s a picture of me!
Golfwidow, I know.
L, did you take your meds today?
TrishK, the first one was the tamest.
Heather, I’m one of a kind, what can I say.
Jennifer, should have looked at #15.
Robin, you won’t get fired.
Stephanie, that’s better than boring and tame!
TMP, then you could send him #15 and let him have fun.
Sarcastica, pussy.
Tracy, I help you set the tone for your day.
Sybil, yeah, it was a tame puking picture.
Mom, I sell stuff to puckered assholes all day long, too.
Hello, yes, I am!
Mr. Fabulous, ooh. Maybe next time!
Karl, something’s always wrong over here.
Mike, that unicorn is a trap.
MyWeeWorld, I’m glad I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.
Hilly, WTF? I have it saved on my server. http://avitable.com/adam/blog/lemonparty.jpg
BPR, I’ll email them to you.
Clown, yes, that is better.
Dan, just tell her you’re doing research.
SJ, Bret’s not a tranny fan, apparently.
Em, c’mon, you can do it!
Robin, heh. Yes.
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I no longer fucking love chocolate!
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Twitter: hismuse
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All I need is to have a vagina on my screen when my boss walks by my cube.
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I am so totally disturbed by the images in # 1-7, that I can’t go any further. I have never seen gay porn before, and I don’t think I ever want to again. (shudder)
You are one of a kind, Adam.
J.
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Mik, it loves you, though.
Robin, that’s what everyone needs.
HG, you should try #12 and #15.
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Twitter: Kapgar
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That unicorn image disturbs me.
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Dude, you have some real Google skill here. First HOW did you turn off the GD filter? Second… dude, you have some real Google skill…
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Kapgar, me too. It was hard for me to post that.
Claudia, when you search with Google images, it gives you that option.
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I knew you’d put more pictures of your package online… a little air brushing maybe?
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Bec, just a bit.
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I am always so scared clicking on any link put up by you!! but some of them were actually good. :boobs3:
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Boy Blunder, scared? Why?
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You should consider changing your blog name to Pornvitable.
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