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Lazy Sunday XXXII

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You can find last week’s answers and contest winner in an extended entry, but now it’s time for today’s Lazy Sunday contest! This week’s prize is a $30 Amazon.com Gift Card!

Everyone has a chance at winning, so don’t be shy! I’m trying to find a good balance between easy and hard questions, too, so if you feel frustrated, just answer the ones you know. Everyone who’s between the ages of 16 and 80 should be able to get at least one correct – I promise.

The rules:

It’s very simple. Every answer contains a reference to a movie, a television show, or a song. Just guess as many as you can – some will be laughably easy and some will be very difficult. You have two chances to comment with your answers.

Every correct answer is like a raffle ticket – you get one chance to win per correct answer. If you get 1 right, your name goes in the proverbial hat. If you get 10 right, your name goes in ten times. Et cetera.

The contest ends Tuesday at midnight EST. I’ll give the correct answers and the winner on the following Sunday.

I’ve tried to make it slightly more Google-proof, although some of them are easily found if you’re lazy. Otherwise, it should be simple, but if you have any questions, just ask in the comments.

Ready? Here we go!


1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yes, but this time, Susan would probably be arrested. She’ll have to wait until I’m 30 for real.

2. Last voicemail you received?
From my friend Marcus. He’s in Egypt.

3. What did you do yesterday?
I traded in my halo to be with this beautiful doctor. Today really sucks, though.

4. What’s the first thing you would do with 5 million dollars?
I’d have a Zoroastrian named Wilma shave my testicles ritualistically.

5. What color socks are you wearing?
White. They go well with my white loafers and gray suit.

6. What are you listening to?
Desperado. Every time I hear it, I stare off into space.

7. How many fingers am i holding up?
Six. On one hand.

8. When’s the last time you cried?
When Claire died. If she hadn’t had to drive me home, she never would have been hit by that drunk driver.

9. Have you ever crawled through a window?
I usually only jump through windows when they’re skylights. It makes for a great entrance, especially if there’s a bad guy inside.

10. What do you spend most of your money on?
Wigs, women’s dresses, makeup, glasses, and everything else I need to be believable as Dorothy Michaels.

11. Who has your heart?
It’s been totally eclipsed by Bonnie.

12. Have you ever kissed two people in the same day?
Are we talking about a church kiss?

13. Do you like yourself?
Only when I think about you. Then I really like myself.

14. What objects are around you right now?
Well, there are some moths, a pit, a hose, a bucket on a rope, and some lotion.

15. What’s your middle name?
I don’t have one. Neither does my brother Ambrose.


And here are the answers and winners from last week’s contest :

Here are the questions and answers:

1. What are you excited for?
Well, I’m looking forward to my golf match today. It’s a foursome with a judge, a doctor, and a real estate tycoon.
Hi, I’m Ty Webb, and this is Caddyshack.

2. Are you happy?
Only when it rains.
This was an easy one. It’s “Only Happy When It Rains”, by Garbage.

3. What were you doing at this time yesterday?
Well I made a giant pancake that I had to flip with a snowshovel, I microwaved the laundry, and I punched a drunk clown in the face.
If you didn’t know this is Uncle Buck, what’s wrong with you?

4. Have you kissed anyone whose name starts with J?
Jenny. I was going to call her, but I can’t remember the number.
Another easy musical one. This is 867-5309/Jenny, by Tommy Tutone.

5. What should you be doing right now?
I’m going to put some lipstick on and then start working down my list of “People to Kill”.
Some of you guessed Kill Bill, which was a good guess, but this is from Billy Madison, when Adam Sandler’s titular character apologizes to Steve Buscemi’s uncredited character Danny McGrath for being mean to him in school.

6. Your last missed call?
Ishmael. I told him to call me back.
No, it’s not Kingpin. Or Moby Dick. It’s another reference to Hot Shots, when Admiral Benson is on the phone and says “Call me back, Ishmael” and hangs up the phone.

7. Thinking about anyone special?
His name’s Steve, but he only pretends to be special.
Yes, this is The Ringer, although I’m not sure how you guys guessed this one so easily.

8. The last person to make you cry?
It was someone who called me a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit.
Chevy Chase’s Clark Griswold’s best line in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.

9. Whats your deepest darkest secret?
I’m not a woman named Dil.
I’m sure most of you got this through Google. It’s The Crying Game.

10. Last thing you ate?
Peaches. They come in a can.
Peaches, by The Presidents of the United States of America. Pretty simple

11. Can you play any instruments?
I used to play the piano brilliantly on the radio in Poland, before the war.
This is The Pianist. Which I’ve only seen part of. I was bored to tears.

12. Have you ever had your heart broken?
I don’t have a heart. That’s lucky, because hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
An old classic. The Wizard says this in The Wizard of Oz.

13. If you could go back in time would you change things?
I’d let the plane engine kill me.
Donnie Darko. It’s a dark, bizarre movie that I absolutely love. And I’ve just ruined the movie for you.

14. What are you wearing?
A red shirt, blue shorts, and blue shoes.
This is Bart Simpson, so the correct answer is “The Simpsons”, unless there’s a show called “Bart Simpson” of which I’m unaware. I still gave you credit, though.

15. What is bothering you right now?
My mother. She said that they’re all going to laugh at me.
Adam Sandler had this as a bit on his comedy album, but that’s not music, television, or a movie. He actually got his idea from watching Carrie, where her mother says that in the same ridiculous tone.

Here’s how I chose the winner:

First, I entered everyone’s answers into a spreadsheet, giving 1 point for each correct answer and 0 points for each wrong answer. The total number of points equaled the person’s “raffle tickets” for the drawing.

Then I created a randomized list using Random.org of every “raffle ticket” – basically each person’s name was repeated as many times as they had right answers. This gave me a random list of 285 entries.

Finally, using Random.org again, I asked it to generate a random integer between 1 and 285. It chose #217.

#217 is my winner.

Would you like to know who that is?

(drumroll please)

Kapgar

Congratulations – you win a Logitech QuickCam Communicate STX! Email me to confirm your win and give me your address. The rest of you, thank you for playing, and try your luck with today’s contest!

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56 Replies to “Lazy Sunday XXXII”

  1. Amanda

    1. Big
    3. City Of Angels
    4. Austin Powers 2
    5. Pee Wee Herman
    6. Seinfeld?
    7. The Princess Bride
    8. Law And Order
    10. Tootsie
    11. Total Eclipse of The Heart- Bonnie Tyler
    12. The Wedding Singer?
    14. Silence of the Lambs
    15. all I have is Monk

  2. Shiny

    1. At first I thought, perhaps, “13 Going On 30.” But Jennifer Garner’s character’s name wasn’t Susan. So — “Big.”
    2. No clue. “The Mummy,” perhaps?
    3. “City of Angels.” Wearing black and sitting on overhead road signs was never more fun.
    4. “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery”
    7. The Princess Bride
    8. “Law and Order.” I’m shocked that I knew this one!
    9. Demolition Man? Maybe?
    10. Tootsie
    11. “Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler. And best sung, in my opinion, by that wedding band in the movie “Old School.”
    12. “The Wedding Singer”
    13. Kind of a stretch, but “I Touch Myself” by the Divinyls.
    14. “Silence of the Lambs.”

    I’m sure I’ll kick myself for not knowing #15…

  3. hello haha narf

    my hangover from friday night’s insanity is finally gone, but apparently i killed a few too many brain cells. coz all i know right now are these:

    7 is the princess bride’s count rugan
    14 is silence of the lambs

    yeah, i suck. but so do you for not fixing your contest to have me win the web cam. no naked posts for you!

    oh…small aside…the house where they filmed the silence of the lambs’ scenes that creep everyone out just so happens to be located down where i go kayaking. i have a difficult time just going past that fucking place.

  4. BlondeBlogger

    Oh I was all proud that I knew it was “I Touch Myself” and someone beat me to it! I only know that one, 13 Going on 30 (#1), City of Angels (#3), and I thought #9 was Mrs. Doubtfire, but it looks like it’s Tootsie. And is #10 Spiderman?

  5. Dee

    2. Indiana Jones
    3. City of Angels
    5. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
    7. The Princess Bride or Monk
    8. Greg the stop sign – TISM
    10. Tootsie
    11. Total Eclipse of the Heart – Bonnie Tyler
    14. Silence of the Lambs
    15. Monk! Maybe again 😀

  6. jester

    1. Big
    2. Raiders of the Lost Ark (Though I don’t think voicemail was an option…)
    3. City of Angels
    4. Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Universe?
    5. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
    6. Seinfeld
    7. The Princess Bride
    8. Law and Order – when Jill Hennessy’s character was killed off.
    9. Eraser?
    10. Tootsie
    11. Total Eclipse of the Heart
    12. The Wedding Singer
    13. I Touch Myself -Divinyls
    14. Silence of the Lambs
    15. Monk?

  7. Miss Britt

    1. Big
    2. uhh – the Mummy maybe?
    3. City of Angels
    4. no clue – the ritual testicle shaving is in Austin Powers 2, but the Zoroastrian throws me
    5. don’t know
    6. no clue
    7 The Princess Bride
    8.Law and Order
    10. Tootsie
    11. Total Eclipse of the Heart
    12 WEDDING SINGER!!
    13 that song.. uh… “I want you to want me” – I touch myself? whatever. That one.
    14 Silence of the Lambs

  8. Avitable

    Stephanie, lazy fucker.

    Amanda, “all you have is Monk” or all Google has is Monk?

    Shiny, thanks for entering!

    Hello, I wanted you to win that contest, too! I guess I’ll have to have naked webcam conversations with Kapgar instead.

    BB, Mrs. Doubtfire’s name was Euphegenia Doubtfire, remember?

    Bethie, yay – three this time!

    Hilly, okay, we’ll be here.

    Dee, I don’t know who Greg the stop sign is or what the initials TISM stand for.

    Jester, that scene from Law and Order was sad, wasn’t it?

    Karl, 6 of them is all you could guess? It must be too early.

    Nina, nah, it’s not cheating. If you can find it on Google, more power to you.

    Britt, you did pretty well this time!

    AnnieB, happy zombie Jesus bunny chocolate day!

    Robin, they exercise your brain!

    Cap, this does show an interesting perspective on your movie preferences, though.

    Fab, yeah, I can’t believe you didn’t get more than that, either.

  9. Jay

    1. Big
    5. Pee Wee Herman
    8. Law & Order. I still cry when they show that episode.

    10. Tootsie
    11. Total Eclipse of the Heart.
    13. I Touch Myself by the Divinyls.
    14. Silence of the Lambs

  10. Jennifer

    I don’t know most of these and I gotta get goin’ on my spring break road trip, but I LOVE that you worked Bonnie Tyler in there. How many chances does one get these days to think about Total Eclipse? Good stuff.

  11. Kylah

    7. Monk
    11. Total Eclipse of the Heart
    12. The Wedding Singer
    13. I Touch Myself
    14. Silence of the Lambs
    15. Monk

    I think 7 is wrong. I don’t think you’d have Monk twice in one of these, but I wanted to do this all on my own and that’s al I could think of.

  12. Hilly

    1. Big
    2. Raiders of the Lost Ark
    3. City of Angels
    5. Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
    7. The Princess Bride
    9. I’ll just go with Tomb Raider
    10. Tootsie
    11. Total Eclipse of the Heart
    13. I Touch Myself
    15. Monk?

  13. Avitable

    Jay, that episode is heart-breaking, isn’t it?

    Jennifer, it’s a favorite oldie of mine. Spring break road trip, eh?

    Kylah, that’s all you can think of when you think of a six-fingered man?

    Amanda, ah, I knew it was something!

    Hilly, those are some good guesses.

  14. Vulgar Wizard

    1.
    2.
    3. City of Angels
    4. Austin Powers, the second one I think
    5.
    6.
    7. Hannibal
    8.
    9. Batman
    10. Tootsie
    11. Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler
    12. Wedding Singer
    13. I Touch Myself by the Divinyls
    14. Silence of the Lambs
    15.

  15. Avitable

    Stephanie, but my contest is easier than that.

    Kyra, now why would you do that?

    VW, awesome – thanks for playing!

    Crys, I’m impressed – I don’t usually expect you to be a pop culture fiend.

  16. Bec

    1. Big
    2. Indiana Jones and the… (one of three – no clue really) Raiders of the Lost Ark?
    3. City of Angels
    4. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
    5.
    6.
    7.
    8. Law & Order (damn you Lennie!)
    9. Batman?
    10. Tootsie
    11. Total Eclipse of the Heart – Bonnie Tyler (Turn around… lalalalalalalalalala…)
    12.
    13. I Touch Myself – The Divinyls
    14. Silence of the Lambs
    15. Monk

  17. Mike

    4. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
    7. The Princess Bride
    10. Tootsie
    11. Total Eclipse of the Heart
    13. I Touch Myself
    14. Silence of the Lambs

    I only need one right to win. An some luck. 😉

  18. kapgar

    1.
    2. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
    3. City of Angels
    4. Is that Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery? I don’t remember “Zoroastrian.”
    5. ??
    6. ??
    7. The Princess Bride
    8. ??
    9. Batman Forever
    10. Tootsie (just introduced that to Katie a couple months ago)
    11. Bonnie whatshernuts “Total Eclipse of the Heart”
    12. Wedding Singer?
    13. DiVinyl’s “I Touch Myself”?
    14. Silence of the Lambs
    15. ??

  19. Deb on the Rocks

    2. Indiana Jones
    3. City of Angels (gag!)
    6. Seinfeld
    9. Batman
    10. The Crying Game, no, wait a minute, wrong week: Tootsie
    11. Total Eclipse of the Heart
    13. “I touch myself” when I think about you or when I sing karaoke
    14. Silence of the Lambs
    15. “The Life and Times of Ambrose Pierce and his less Satirical Brother Albert.”

  20. Mari

    So, I’ll finally play along. Just so you know, I’m abysmal with pop culture. We didn’t have cable when I lived at home (can you believe that it wasn’t available in the damn sticks?!). I didn’t even know the HBO song from the other day. Sad, aren’t I?
    1.Big
    3.City of Angels
    7.Princess Bride
    9.Ummm, SpiderMan?
    11.Total Eclipse of the Heart (thanks for that, now it won’t quit playing in my head)
    13.I Touch Myself (oh, wait… TEotH is now over)
    14.Silence of the Lambs (have you seen video by the Greenskeepers? Creepy fucks)

    That’s all I got. Take pity on me.
    :dunce:

  21. L

    I dunno what it is today whether I’m tired not had enough chocolate medication or what but I just CBA An I’ve read everyone’s answers so it would just be cheating really

    but If Kyra makes you a video in return SHARE

    😉

  22. Mona Mildew

    I am too tired to search so I answered the ones I think I knew without looking at someone elses paper.

    1. Big
    3. City Of Angels
    5. Pee-Wee Herman
    7. Princess Bride
    10. Tootsie
    11. Total Eclipse of the Heart Bonnie Tyler
    12. Wedding Singer
    14. Silence of the Lambs

  23. Paticus

    2. Indiana Jones
    3. City Of Angels-Awful, AWFUL movie.
    6. Seinfeld
    7. Princess Bride
    8. Lenny Briscoe on Law & Order
    10. Tootsie
    11. total eclipse of The Heart- Bonnnie Tyler
    13. i Touch Myself- The Divinyls
    14. Silence Of the Lambs

    “Turn around, Bright Eyes…”

  24. Poppy

    1. Big
    2. Raiders of the Lost Ark (WOOT! Go, monkey!)
    3. I looked at other people’s answers. Um, I hated that movie.
    4. I had to look up Zoroastrian and I still don’t know.
    5. Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure (or the Playhouse, whatevs)
    6. COWBOY BEBOP
    7. The Princess Bride
    8. SAILOR MOON
    9. BANANAS IN PAJAMAS
    10. Tootsie (I love that movie, I cannot help myself.)
    11. Total Eclipse of the Heart (that song is redonk)
    12. The Wedding Singer 🙂 🙂
    13. When I think about you I touch myself?
    14. SILENCE of the Lambs
    15. RAINBOW BRITE

  25. Kris

    1. Big
    2. City of Angels
    8. What Dreams May Come
    9. Batman
    10. Tootsie
    11 Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler
    12 The Wedding Singer
    13 I Touch Myself by Divynils
    14 The Silence of the Lambs

  26. B.E. Earl

    1. Big
    2. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?
    3. City of Angels
    4. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
    5.
    6. Seinfeld – Elaine’s boyfriend
    7. The Princess Bride
    8.
    9. Batman
    10. Tootsie
    11. Total Eclipse of the Heart – Bonnie Tyler
    12. The Wedding Singer
    13.
    14. The Silence of the Lambs
    15.

  27. Sybil Law

    Hmm….
    1. Big
    2. Raider of the Lost Ark
    3.
    4. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
    5. Peewee’s Big Adventure
    6.
    7. The Princess Bride
    8. Law and Order
    9.
    10. Tootsie
    11. “Total Eclipse of the Heart” – Bonnie Tyler
    12. The Wedding Singer? I guess (stolen from others!)?!
    13.
    14. The Silence of the Lambs
    15. Monk (I love John Turturro and Monk!)

  28. Jhianna

    Off the top of my head:

    3. City of Angels
    7. Princess Bride (Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!)
    11. Total Eclipse of the Heart (and now this will be in my head all day, BASTARD)
    13. I Touch Myself (and…. I’m done)

    With some contemplation/Googling:
    1. Big
    6. Seinfeld
    8. Law and Order
    9. Batman (but it would be fun if it were Sleuth)
    10. Tootsie (had to google this one, been too long)
    12. The Wedding Singer
    14. Silence of the Lambs (It rubs the lotion on its skin… Ewww… But that just makes me think of Clerks 2 LOL)
    15. Monk

  29. Bunny B

    1. Big
    2. Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
    3. City of Angels
    4. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
    5. Pee Wee Herman
    6. Seinfeld (?)
    7. Princess Bride
    8. Law & Order
    9. Batman
    10. Tootsie
    11. Bonnie Tyler – Total Eclipse of the Heart
    12. Wedding Singer
    13. I Touch Myself -Divinyls (?)
    14. The Silence of the Lambs
    15. Monk (?)

    hehe!

  30. Avitable

    Kyra, I am not some inanimate thing to be objectified. I’m a man, dammit, with feelings!

    Bec, that “turn around” part is the best part of the song.

    Mike, it’s all about luck!

    Kapgar, coincidentally, “Whatshernuts” is Bonnie’s maiden name.

    Deb, you always come up with an interesting one like #15.

    Mari, I have that Greenskeepers album. The video is awesome!

    L, I will indeed share.

    Stacy, thanks for playing!

    Poppy, nope. Link, please.

    Mona, good job.

    Paticus, you didn’t like City of Angels?

    Poppy, you picked some weird answers.

    Kris, not bad.

    BE Earl, I’m surprised how many people recognize City of Angels.

    Sybil, Monk is awesome.

    Jhianna, you should search for a Greenskeepers video called “Lotion”.

    Bunny B, thanks for playing!

  31. Poppy

    “Poppy, nope. Link, please.”

    Huh?

    “Poppy, you picked some weird answers.”

    Huh??

    PS – You know I’m quirky, crying out LOUD. I just wanted to make sure I had answers to them all, and anime/animation is funny. At least I didn’t go all Princess Mononoke on your ass. Hehehehehehhehehe.

  32. Kris

    Second entry. Despite my better judgement, I’m still not going to cheat and look at others answers. I will this gift card on my own useless trivia merit, DAMMIT
    1. Big
    3. City of Angels
    8 What Dreams May Come
    9. Batman Returns, the Val Kilmer one, Can I get a bonus point if I remember Jim Carrey as the Riddler told Tommy Lee Jones’ Two-Face about the good entrance thing.
    10. Tootsie
    11. Bonnie Tyler Total Eclipse of the Heart
    12. The Wedding Singer
    13 Divynils, I Touch Myself
    14. The Silence of the Lambs

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