yeah… could happen!

Great post! Very fun!

# @ Stephanie : No, I think he just took pity on me and wanted to throw two bucks my way.

# @ Girl, Dislocated : Except for the fact that I have no money and my husband has been out of work for seven months as well, it’s pretty cool not to have to go to work, especially on days like today, when it’s kind of bleh outside and I know my former coworkers still had to get up at OMG-dark-hundred hours to go to the office.

# @ Amanda : If that’s accurate, then I might want to run away with either Parker or Stone, because, hello, funny.

Is Adam on the rag? Is that why he didn’t show his face today?

Cranky wench. :pissed:

#@ y2k survivor : “PMDD” stands for “premenstrual dysphoric disorder”, which means the other, more severe physical and emotional symptoms of PMS that don’t seem to go away with the usual PMS treatments. I don’t know what “PPMD” is for sure, but I do know there used to be a urologist that had that as his vanity plates.

#@ Geeky Tai-Tai : I can’t take credit for the title. That was all Avitable. Couldn’t you tell?

#@ Penelope : I always wanted to do that. It never gave me enough grief for it to be an issue, healthwise.

#@ Dee : Thanks. It’s nice to know someone got their money’s worth.

#@ turnbaby : That never occurred to me. Good point.

#@ Miss Britt : I’m not worthy, I’m not worthy.

# @ whall : I think that post is pretty much it for me, TMI-wise.

# @ Sandi : I’m not scared, as such. Without going into any more TMI, suffice it to say that we know I’m not pregnant and we’re pretty sure I am perimenopausal.

# @ Mr. Fabulous : I know. They’re beautiful womanly blah blah miraclecakes. I’m an ungrateful wretch.

# @ Karl : Wait till next week. (I’m not making any promises on my own part, I’m just saying I see a lot of things on Avi’s site that make me say, “Well, NOW I’ve seen everything.)

# @ Robin : Thank you. Every little bit of superstition helps. I’ve knocked so much wood the furniture has learned to hide on my approach.

# @ Em : I skipped pregnancy, so your opting for it, which gives you even more undignified, uncomfortable symptoms, plus another human depending on you for everything forever, makes me tip my hat to you.

# @ Hilly : That’s ALWAYS good to know. Thanks.

# @ Crys : It’d be fine, if it were lambs and chicks and little baby Templetons like in the cartoon of “Charlotte’s Web.”

# @ themuttprincess : I can’t imagine anyone actually wanting to teach that course. The more you tell a little boy to stop [insert any boy behavior that usually masks embarrassment], the more he’ll do it. Nothing would get learned.

# @ Finn : That’s what my doctor thinks. Also, I’m not averse to the Estrovent, since it couldn’t hurt anything.

# @ Poppy : Regarding deep-fried balls: now I want beignets.

# @ NYCWD : Only God and Avitable know what havoc would’ve ensued if Avi had done any actual artwork to accompany this post. And God’s not talking.

# @ Anndi : Avi’s been probably my biggest help, because he’s sent a lot of writing work my way, outside of this guest post. He rocks, hardcore. But I swore I’d never charge more than $2 for a guest post, because it’s better to hear, “This was worth more than what I paid” than to be told, “This isn’t worth what I paid.”

# @ Mindy : Sure, I’m all about teaming up. What’s the plan?

# @ MyWeeWorld : I can’t take hormones at all because my family history includes both congenital heart disease and breast cancer. Yay rah.

# @ Tracy Lynn : I’m not against pregnancy per se, but now, financially, when both my husband and I are looking for work, would be ten out of ten for style but minus several million for good timing.

# @ Diane : I promise, if I ever truly think I’m pregnant, I’ll make my doctor take my picture when she gives me the news. Just for you. :lmao:

# @ phelix : I agree with you.

# @ bobgirrl : My entire 30th year went by with me saying that I was “twenty-nine and sixteen months,” and so forth. I skipped from 29 to 31 that way.

# @ B.E. Earl : I’m married. I get to sing the “no more oral” song if I want to. (Whether or not I want to is no one’s business but mine and my husband’s, and all I can say is that he’s not complaining.)

# @ Poppy : Heh. I didn’t look at it that way. Your way is more amusing.

# @ Bec : I don’t get terrible mood swings, but I do get horrendous cramps. That’s probably why I didn’t notice when I missed those periods; it was just so nice to avoid the symptoms.