PPH Bossy
On Friday, Bossy visited Orlando on part of her nationwide road trip. Since I had Saturday and Sunday posts already written, this is the first chance I've had to mention it.
Since I only had a few blurry photos from my iPhone, I've had to rely on my notoriously shaky memory to recall our Friday night get-together. I seem to remember all of the women dancing on the bar, while Karl and I collected tips and cash from all of the catcalling men. I know that we made about $600, and I somehow ended up with 7 pairs of panties. Also, when I woke up the next morning, boy, was my ass sore!
Click me for the large version.
Thanks to the following people for coming!
Angie, from A Whole Lot of Nothing
Jean, from Little Miss Sunshine State
Em, from You Know, Whatever
Karl, from Secondhand Tryptophan
Maggie, from a Livejournal blog that I don't remember the URL for.
If you're in an area where Bossy is going to be visiting, I'd recommend trying to meet her. She's a very dynamic, friendly person who seems like a genuine free spirit, and Amy and I both loved having her as a guest in our home.
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I almost didn't recognize you in that picture without your penis hanging out.
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Did you make Bossy sign all that paperwork that you made Britt sign when she visited? You know the stuff about not mentioning the stuffed midget with the 18" erection or the sweatshop in the garage?
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As my pimp, when do I get my cut of the cash? I know you'll keep most to pay off the Feds, but I needs me some dough. Mama's got rent to pay.
I hope Bossy post about her MCO visit. I was hoping to see it today. Hrumph.
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Why is Britt the only one with boobs?
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While I can back up your sequence of events, I have to say that the cartoon has me worried. Do I sense…it can't be…but is it you being polite?
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Shouldn't both Britt and yourself have boobs in that artwork?
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Boy, that Britt goes topless at all the events! That's either wishful thinking on your part, or the coolest thing ever. :boobs4:
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I thought you said you had a good picture of me?
I was expecting to have a feature here today. Damn it!
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I get to see Britt's boobs soon. yay!
And dancing on the bar is ALWAYS a good idea.
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Remember that time when we met at that restaurant in Orlando but I didn't have my brand new camera with me because I didn't want the Cirque du Soleil nazis to steal it from me?
At least you got a picture of the bar.
ADW: Note the softness. Don't forget to note the softness.
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(Which mistakenly implies that I felt Britt up when I met her; I did not.)
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I wonder who is shorter, Miss Britt or me. I'm going to guess me, it always is.
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When I see them all lined up on the bar like that, I totally want to do shots off of them.
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Damn! Damn! When does the Bossy Road Show come to Iowa again?
When pigs fly? That's any windy day around here, son!!
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Britt was topless AND pinching Angie's boob?
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goodness….sounds liek a good time…
only 2 more years and I will be moving back home to Florida…then I can join in on the festivities…cause you know, I totally would now if I was there…*sigh* There are days I REALLY HATE being a Military wife stuck in CT.
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You actually wore clothes?
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I have to echo Mutt Princess' sentiment… you were clothed?
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I'm so glad you had a good time! This morning I have already printed out those cartoon drawings of you and Karl and made nipple pasties out of them.
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I bet I look mighty fine on nipple pasties.
:boobs3:
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I am so sad I missed the get together. I just can't believe you kept your clothes on!!
And where is your Diet Coke???
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@Kyra: I love ice too, but not in my mouth. :angel:
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Mmmmm ice.
I would love to know what that fucking weird ass sound was in the background that sounded like something caught in a fan.
Man, my lips seriously need a little Restalyn.
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Fun time! I love drawings!!!
I think Britt's boobs look fabulous, so they should always be on display!
But damn that I don't have a webcam! I can totally rock a carrot like Phoebe Cates!
Haha
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Sore asses can be a good thing or a bad thing.
Hope yours was all good! :angel:
OK I lied. Sore asses are NEVER, repeat, NEVER good! :crying:
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Oh and btw, just judging from that picture? I think Karl is responsible for your sore ass.
I mean look at him, all drunk and shizz with that look in his eye!
:sexytime:
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Kay, I can neither confirm nor deny that accusation. In fact, I can DOUBLE that denial if you want.
:sex014:
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Awwwwwwwww, looks like you had a guh-reat time! Next time in Dutchyland!!!
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Uh huh…suck it, bitches! Britt is sleeping with ME at TequilaCon
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see, i'd have loved to see pics of those dancing girls!
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SWEET! My wife got her boob felt up by a chick….damn I wish I had pictures of that!
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What planet is Orlando on? Because, dude, there's no Red Breast Irish Whiskey in this photo.
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Amanda, what can I say? I'm a gentleman.
AmyD, we just whisked her past those parts of the house.
Angie, I don't know if she's going to get to post it until after she gets back, unfortunately.
AmyD, she's the only drunken gutter slut. Duh.
Karl, maybe just a tad. I can't scare away the new bloggers just yet.
Freelanceguru, her boobs are my boobs.
Dave, it's the coolest thing ever. You'll see next month.
Britt, you are featured!
ADW, only if you're going commando.
Poppy, that's not actually the bar.
Robin, she's only 3'6".
Golfwidow, we ended up doing that later.
Nanna, she's wisely skipping Iowa.
Turnbaby, no she has a cigarette in that hand.
Cissa, I'd think that there are a whole lot of things to hate about being a military wife.
TMP, I'm a cultured person.
NYCWD, only until we got back to our house.
Kyra, let me see a picture of that!
Trish, my Diet Coke was on the table. And you should have come – to hell with the charities.
Kyra, is Restalyn for herpes?
Sybil, they are pretty fabulous. You need to get a webcam!
Kay, can they be mediocre?
DB, is that near Poughkeepsie?
Hilly, and spooning, don't forget.
Crys, they were keerazy!
Hockeyman, well, actually, it was a cigarette in her hand.
Claudia, is that some special type of whiskey? I couldn't name a brand of whiskey if I had to.
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Thank you for making me into a Bossycat Doll. It has always been a dream of mine to dance on a bar. Coyote Ugly is one of my all-time favorite movies!
I'll cherish this memory forever.
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Damn. I was so trying to change my image. You have no idea how these things just follow you around. It's just like in high school. Damn rumors. Of course, it might help to just stay off the bar…
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Sunshine, fake memories are the best, aren't they?
Buddys, and wear panties, too.
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How come these became all about Britt's boobs and nothing about Bossy? I'll have everybody know that I became an Avitable fan because of Bossy, not because of Britt's boobs (as fabulous as they may be.)
I am looking very much forward to Bossy staying at my house too!
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Jason, well, Bossy is pretty awesome, but Britt's like a force of nature, sodomizing everything in her path.
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