Monthly Archives: March 2008

Memes aren’t just for weekends anymore

Posted on Friday, March 21, 2008 by Avitable

I wish I had fodder to post. But I can’t think of anything funny today! It’s been very busy, I’ve been very tired, and I’ve only managed to actually leave the house for any extended period of time once in … Continue reading →

Posted in Memes and more | Tagged avitable, google-images, meme, memes, nsfw, photobucket, porn | 52 Comments

Nostalgia

Posted on Thursday, March 20, 2008 by Avitable

AmyD, one of my favorite bloggers, wrote a post talking about songs that brought back memories. Since I wasn’t really into music when I was younger, very few songs evoke memories, but there are other things that certainly turn the … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged 80s, avitable, commercials, hbo, nostalgia, retro, teen-wolf, video, youtube | 37 Comments

Smellophobic

Posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 by Avitable

I’ve realized that I’m afraid of bad smells. If someone tells me “Oh God I’m so stinky right now! I need to shower!” I will instinctively hold my breath around then and try not to inhale within a ten-foot radius … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged avitable, odors, phew, phobic, pu, smells, stinky | 74 Comments

I should be a TV exec

Posted on Tuesday, March 18, 2008 by Avitable

This weekend I was watching an old Mythbusters episode that I had recorded. It was the MacGyver tribute episode, and it was pretty fun to watch. The best part was that the guys kept referring to Mac as if he … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged avitable, bossy, macgyver, mythbusters, road-trip, television, tv | 57 Comments

Puntabulous Debate

Posted on Monday, March 17, 2008 by Avitable

Craig over at Puntabulous emailed me and said that he heard I was a master debater. I told him that he needed to clean out his ears, because I’m actually Der Masturbator. (It’s an honorary award in Germany given only … Continue reading →

Posted in Bloggers | Tagged avitable, contest, contests, debate, puntabulous, webcam | 24 Comments

Lazy Sunday XXXI

Posted on Sunday, March 16, 2008 by Avitable

Don’t forget to keep reading after the contest to see the answers and winner from last week! It’s time for another Lazy Sunday and another contest, and today’s prize is a Logitech QuickCam Communicate STX! Everyone has a chance at … Continue reading →

Posted in Memes and more | Tagged avitable, contest, fun, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie-quotes, movies, myspace, surveys, webcam | 49 Comments

Creme Egg

Posted on Saturday, March 15, 2008 by Avitable

Here’s the direct link.

Posted in Vlog | Tagged avitable, butterypopcorn, cadbury, creme-eggs, easter, Vlog, youtube | 52 Comments

Risking my life here

Posted on Friday, March 14, 2008 by Avitable

Hey fuckers. I may be dead soon. According to this important email I received that was accidentally marked as SPAM, I am now aware that I have been targeted by terrorists. I thought I’d deconstruct the email for you as … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged al-qaeda, al-qaida, avitable, humor, junk-email, spam, terrorists, threats | 70 Comments

Faticide

Posted on Thursday, March 13, 2008 by Avitable

I was flipping through the channels the other night when I saw a news report. It started out by saying that obesity now causes more deaths than smoking, and then it was going to explain 15 ways that obesity results … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged avitable, causes-of-death, dark humor, death, fat, fat-jokes, morbid-obesity, obesity, suicide | 73 Comments

Humor blogs

Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 by Avitable

Tuesday is a busy day for me, and since I write my posts a day ahead of time, this means that I have zero time to read blogs and write a new post. So today, I’d just like to ask … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged avitable, facebook, flickr, humor, humor-blogs, technorati, twitter | 38 Comments