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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Monthly Archives: March 2008
Read Rage
N.B.: If you haven’t read The Appeal by John Grisham, and you plan on it, beware of spoilers ahead. Have you ever read a book that made you mad? I’m not talking about non-fiction – not like a book about … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
Tagged anti-climactic, avitable, bloggies, books, dooce, heather-armstrong, i-hate-dooce, john-grisham, perez-hilton, puntabulous, Rants, sarcastica, the-appeal, the-partner, weblog-awards
77 Comments
Old yet still Fabulous
When I started blogging, there was one blogger that I looked up to. His posts were always very creative, and he had legions of fans. I carefully examined his style and methods. I marveled at the posts he came up … Continue reading
Lazy Sunday XXX
It’s time for another Lazy Sunday and another contest, and today’s prize is the winner’s choice of No Country for Old Men, Hitman, or Bee Movie! Just like last week, everyone has a chance at winning, so don’t be shy! … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, contest, contests, dvd, giveaway, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie, movie-quotes, music-lyrics, myspace, television
47 Comments
Manna from heaven. Or Kyra.
Here’s the direct link. And don’t forget to check back tomorrow for another contest!
Even I need brain bleach
All I have to share today is one of the more interesting and disturbing things I’ve seen in a while. It’s not totally safe for work but it’s not nearly as bad as some of the videos I’ve posted. It … Continue reading
Dear Panera Bread employees
You fucking syphilitic little shitheads. If I ever see your slackjawed drooling little cro-magnon faces in public, I will run you over in my car. And back up. And drive forwards. And back up. And drive forwards. And park on … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
Tagged avitable, fuck, homeless, panera, panera-bread, piss, Rants, sex, shit, skullfucking
82 Comments
Orlando survived . . . barely.
Last night, I had the pleasure of meeting Karl from Secondhand Tryptophan and Kevin from Kapgar, along with his lovely wife Katie. We met over at Downtown Disney and headed over to the Raglan Road Irish Pub for a great … Continue reading
TestesMonials
No, this post isn’t about my balls. It’s about all of you wonderful folk who had the testicular fortitude to leave me a testimonial for my “About” page. I stole the idea from Dan, who sent a band of roving … Continue reading
Misc Mon
FIRST: Don’t forget to go, before midnight EST tonight, and enter my contest for a chance to win an iPod Shuffle! Even if you’ve been certified as mentally retarded, you still have a chance at getting at least one guess … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, Blogroll, britt, contest, contests, interview, interviewing, meme, miss britt, questions, RAP-Sheet, survey, The-RAP-Sheet
38 Comments
Lazy Sunday XXXIX
It’s time for another Lazy Sunday and another contest, and once again the prize is an iPod Shuffle! I’m going to do it a little differently this time, though. I think last week required a bit too much effort for … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, contest, contests, ipod, ipod-shuffle, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, myspace
89 Comments
