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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Monthly Archives: April 2008
So tiiireddzzzzzz
It’s 9:30 and I can’t even keep my eyes open. How can I even write a post? I think, instead, I’ll go to bed and sleep for 10 hours straight.
Curb your Enthusiasm
Last night, I found out that I’m married to Larry David. If you’re not familiar with Curb Your Enthusiasm, just think about George Costanza from Seinfeld, except crankier. I picked my wife up from the airport after her two-week long … Continue reading
Posted in Love and marriage
Tagged avitable, comedy, curb your enthusiasm, funny, humor, larry david
73 Comments
Lazy Sunday XXXVII
I’ve changed things a little this week. A few people wanted to see how they did on the previous contest, so I’m going to start including a link to a Google spreadsheet that will show everyone who entered and which … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, contest, fun, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie-quotes, movies, myspace, prizes, surveys
58 Comments
Gem
Outtakes from one of my favorite shows:
Posted in Vlog
Tagged avitable, brad-sherwood, colin-mochrie, comedy, drew-carey, greg-proops, improv, ryan-stiles, video, Vlog, whose-line-is-it-anyway, youtube
23 Comments
The incredible shrinking penis
People, I need some help here. I think my penis is shrinking. It used to be that it felt like it was a third leg. I could prop myself up on it, play baseball without a bat, and hold elevator … Continue reading
I Has Flavor?
Yes, I just used a LOLcat reference. I’m ashamed, too. Last week, I went to Friendly’s for dinner. If you don’t live on the East Coast, you’ve likely never heard of them, but they’re mainly an ice cream place that … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged bubblewench, flavors, friendlys, ice-cream, mocha-momma, strawberry-milkshake, toppings, whoppers
55 Comments
Clusterfuck Circus
Posted in Dirty talk
Tagged avitable, bil-keane, cartoons, clusterfuck, comedy, family circus, humor, jeff-keane
70 Comments
Foot fetish
Confused? Befuddled? Horrified? Concerned for the fate of my sexuality? Go find out how the hell this happened.
Posted in I am not gay
Tagged avitable, britt, feet, foot, metrosexual, miss britt, nail-polish, pedicure
90 Comments
