I’m so massively erect right now.
“Why’s that, Adam?” you ask. (Or maybe “What is it this time, PervBoy?”)
It’s not because I finally got my Avril Lavigne manties to wear around the house. It’s not because I downloaded a video of 16-year old Catholic school girls going down on each other. It’s not because I’m watching myself naked on cam, although that always does it.
So what’s the reason? Well, as most of you know, I’m a huge comic geek. I’ve been collecting comics for about ten years, and I have around 30,000 comics, plus tons of statues, action figures, and other random memorabilia.
I was placing my monthly order yesterday, flipping through the Previews catalog, when I came across the erection-inspiring item. I ordered it immediately, and I will sit here, erection in hand, until it ships to me in October. I hope I don’t have any pressing plans over the next six months.
Are you ready to gaze upon the beauty and awesomeness?
It is a JLA trophy room replica set of Superman’s cape and belt. Ngggggggnnnn.
It has a secret pouch in the cape to hide your glasses! Ooooohhhhhh hominahomina.
The belt also has a secret pouch! Ngmmmmmmm fapfapfapfap.
It has a rack to hang it on, with a plaque that says Superman! Hooff Hff Hff Nggghhh Hff.
I’m going to have it in October! GYAHAGAYGAHHGHHGHHHGHHGHH WHOANELLY THARSHEBLOWS!
Well, at least now I don’t have to worry about the erection anymore.