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It’s so amazing that when I am looking at the night sky in Tallahassee, I could be seeing the same Miss Britt that a petty criminal in Malaysia wishes he could see if his cell had a window.
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Oh great.
Now I have to poop.
:2girls:
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Twitter: Amanda234
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Poor Britt. That’s an awful way to go.
I was looking forward to seeing your clean office, I still have nightmares about the dirtiness.
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Does this mean that when we come to Florida in September that I’ll have to contact NASA if I want to meet her? You bastard. Couldn’t you have installed a Britt-proof toilet?
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I wondered why the night sky here in California was suddenly bright and smelly.
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Garlic does that to me too.
Glad you’re ok, Britt. Love the Love shirt, and those pants!
(omg, I’m girly now. crap.)
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Twitter: alotofnothing
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RIP Britt
At least that smoke smell won’t be in your kitchen trash but will now blanket the Orlando area.
In recent years, I’ve had my bouts with IBS and hours in the shitter. Not fun. Nooooot fun.
BTW – I’ve requested your services. Details on my latest post.
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Bastard. If I wanted to READ I wouldn’t watch a fucking video!
Too bad you didn’t record soundbytes outside the bathroom while she was wrestling the alligator.
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Deb, I know – isn’t it romantic?
Stephanie, good luck! Hold on tightly.
Amanda, it’s getting nice and clean now, too.
Mrs. RW, nothing’s Britt proof.
Mary, well, it wouldn’t be smelly. Have you met Britt? Her shit doesn’t stink.
Poppy, you are girly? WTF?
Angie, I was just joking about her spending an hour in the bathroom, but thanks for sharing personal details about IBS!
Karl, hippo, not alligator. Big difference. Less growling, more splashing.
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Twitter: Blogography
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And here I thought Britt was having sympathy pains for me! My right side feels like it’s about ready to explode “Alien-style” any minute now… :shit:
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I’m totally going outside and wishing on the first Britt I see tonight.
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Oh you fucking liar! Honestly. Wouldn’t it have been easier to clean the office than to go through the hassle of finding an exploding toilet and killing Britt?
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Pure genius.
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That was tooo funny!!
You’re such a sympathetic friend “Well, stop breathing then!” :lmao:
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Any idea what her trajectory is, cause I could set up a net if she’s comin this way!
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Twitter: missbritt
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I wanted to let you know… my stomach still hurts this morning.
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Twitter: hellohahanarf
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what does garlic have to do with anything?
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Dave, it probably was sympathy pains.
Golfwidow, she’ll be unmistakeable.
BPR, the office is actually clean, I swear!
Dan, me or Britt’s explodin’ bum?
Penelope, that makes logical sense to me.
Trukindog, no, it’s quite erratic.
Britt, well, stop breathing!
Hello, it’s a fictional story. I can make my own rules, dammit.
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That was just about priceless
And it better not be true
:woohoo: :woohoo:
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I even bought a pink babydoll shirt the other with birds on it! I should wear it to Philly under my Lose the Bastard shirt for when the tequila makes me start stripping my clothes off.
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hahaha. YOu always have the greatest videos.
Appendix on right side. Problems occur when you push in with no pain, and the pain is worse when you let go and it comes back out. Does that make sense? Pushing it doesn’t hurt; letting go hurts.
And yes, it is lower than where she was pushing. LOLOL
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Great, now Not a Grampy will be staring at the night sky instead of staring lovingly at me!
Thanks.
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So now I’m signing the Fleetwood Mac song Gypsy like this…”So it all comes down to poo…don’t you know that poo strikes, maybe once, maybe twice”.
Gee, thanks
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Think globally people. We need to find a way to harness the garlicky power of Britt’s ass for alternative fuel sources. Despite the smell, think green! I’m sure the byproducts could included paper plates for your summer picnics.
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Jester, are you cracksmokedly suggesting I eat from poo plates?
NUM!
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OMFG! Fabulous…Poor Britt.
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ADW, it’s not.
Poppy, I don’t get the whole “lose the bastard” thing.
Absurdist, yeah she wasn’t pushing anywhere near most appendices really are.
TrishK, just listen carefully for her delicate voice.
Hilly, the title comes from the musical Scrubs episode.
Jester, there’s no smell. Her butt smells like beautiful roses. And no, she’s not making me say that. Ow!
Poppy, num?
Rachel, poor Britt? What about my house?
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lol. but unfortunately, due to the flood you cant offer proof in the form of video, eh?
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Ask Britt, she’s the one who thought it up.
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Err, or, maybe Crys did.
POINT BEING: I didn’t make it up, and I don’t take credit for others’ work.
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I nearly died laughing so hard. My god you two. All this laughing is gonna kill me! fucking hilarious!
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Hahahaha
Do you know how often she orbits? I need to make a wish!
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Star Light, Star Bright, First Britt I see tonight.
Get OUT of my bathroom. We had this whole scenario at our house last Sunday night.
I feel her pain.
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That happened to me the other day :shit:
Well, sort of. The stomach pain thing happened, then I took a huge shit. Then I remembered that the toilet at the place I was at doesn’t work. I sure wouldn’t want to be the next guy that shows up at there.
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I found this oddly intriguing.
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