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Fucking Brighthouse

If you’re seeing this, then this means that my fucking Internet is still down and I wasn’t able to write my post before midnight. If it wasn’t for my iPhone, I’d have no post at all!

So just pretend that I’ve written something extremely witty and hilarious and comment accordingly.

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60 Replies to “Fucking Brighthouse”

  1. yoshi

    Sheesh must be nice to have an iPhone. I’m so jealous. 😛

    But that sucks that your internet is down. I sympathize.

    oh shit. I forgot I’m supposed to pretend. But wait. usually I don’t say anything at all. Crap, I messed it up.

  2. Avitable

    BPR, I know! Damn. I love Canadians, though!

    Dave, then carry on, good sir.

    Amanda, I like you the best.

    Mona, at least, this time, we’re both aware of it.

    Sybil, it’s fixed now!

    Hello, I just said fuck it and went to bed, but if it hadn’t been working this morning I would have been in withdrawal.

    Mary, you’re my second favorite.

    Claudia, I did not know that. Dayummmmmm.

    TSM, you read batteries instead of my post?

    Karl, I’m a weaver of tales.

    Martin, I accept this fake praise with full sincerity.

    Chris, me either!

    Yoshi, why don’t you go buy an iPhone then?

    Nina, anything to make you feel better.

    Dan, same here.

    Mr. Fabulous, I also think this is one of your best comments ever.

    Zom, are you lactating?

    DB, thanks for trying.

    Turnbaby, it’s more like I’m a dependent baby suckling at the teat of the ISP.

    Britt, I’ll fashion a crude internet out of cans and coconuts.

    CMG, that was superb. You deserve an Oscar.

    NYCWD, too bad you’re only like the fifth person to say that!

    Todd, I think they’re America’s sock.

    Kapgar, you started off strong, but your landing was weak.

    Golfwidow, I know. Bastards.

  3. Avitable

    Em, exactly. As long as I have my Diet Coke.

    Turnbaby, close enough.

    BE Earl, but rye toast is awesome!

    Martin, aw, that’s too bad.

    Poppy, testes?

    Grant, that’s my goal!

    Metalmom, and I should get a Perfect Post Award, too.

    Finn, that’s common. There’s a pill for that.

    TMP, me too. I’m touching myself now.

    Jennifer, it will be discussed for generations to come.

    Poppy, it was also an experiment of mine. And why would that make me mad?

    Turnbaby, maybe. It might still be too long for them.

    Sarah, he’s dressed.

    Tracy, it’s back up. Finally.

    Tracy Lynn, damn. I’ll try harder next time.

    Sybil, where’d that come from? Why not?

    Gwen, I thought so.

    Angie, porno smilies rock.

    Keith, I know, right? So’s your face!

    AmyD, they had no explanation for why everything went out last night.

    Amanda, it’s all about you, isn’t it? 🙂

    Crystal, I’m back!

  4. Sybil Law

    You love Amanda the best, and Mary is your second favorite. Poor me. :crying:
    Don’t mind me… this shoulda gone with your vagina post… I am hormonal. I feel like Britt’s been kicking me in the stomach AND back.
    It’s okay, though – I still love you… and I still plan to send you a package, but I want it to be a surprise. (Don’t get all excited, ’cause it ain’t that exciting!)
    Time for soccer practice! Whipppeeeee!

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