Comments on: The Sound of One Hand Fapping http://www.avitable.com/2008/04/10/the-sound-of-one-hand-fapping/ Tact is for pussies Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:54:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Greggory http://www.avitable.com/2008/04/10/the-sound-of-one-hand-fapping/#comment-31400 Greggory Sun, 20 Jul 2008 19:24:18 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1519#comment-31400 As someone who partakes in all of these, I've got to say that while it is often the most convenient, dripping is by far the least fun: there's too much attention being focussed on catching it & not enough on your orgasm. Autofellatio is the most satisfying, as you can probably imagine—the lightheadedness it usually creates increases the payoff enormously. I don't always have the flexibility for it, though, especially in the morning while I'm still stiff from sleeping. It sucks to be a quarter-inch from success when at other times I can get a good two inches into my gob. Sipping was something I'd done once or twice in the past, but I never liked the texture, but since I started sucking myself off—& came to like the taste—I do that a lot more too ('tain't fictitious, Girl, Dislocated). The gripper method comes in handy on those occasions I want to wank in public because there's some ravishing beauty in sight nearby. Spraying is... well, messy. Satisfying when it really shoots, though. Having typed this out & looked back over the other comments, I'm not sure I should have bothered... but perhaps my experiences may assist or enlighten some poor soul seeking information, so I'll post it anyway. As someone who partakes in all of these, I've got to say that while it is often the most convenient, dripping is by far the least fun: there's too much attention being focussed on catching it & not enough on your orgasm. Autofellatio is the most satisfying, as you can probably imagine—the lightheadedness it usually creates increases the payoff enormously. I don't always have the flexibility for it, though, especially in the morning while I'm still stiff from sleeping. It sucks to be a quarter-inch from success when at other times I can get a good two inches into my gob. Sipping was something I'd done once or twice in the past, but I never liked the texture, but since I started sucking myself off—& came to like the taste—I do that a lot more too ('tain't fictitious, Girl, Dislocated). The gripper method comes in handy on those occasions I want to wank in public because there's some ravishing beauty in sight nearby. Spraying is… well, messy. Satisfying when it really shoots, though.

Having typed this out & looked back over the other comments, I'm not sure I should have bothered… but perhaps my experiences may assist or enlighten some poor soul seeking information, so I'll post it anyway.

]]> By: Gina http://www.avitable.com/2008/04/10/the-sound-of-one-hand-fapping/#comment-25773 Gina Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:24:40 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1519#comment-25773 @ Avitable: Definitely do. One very sexual and provocative film... @ Avitable: Definitely do. One very sexual and provocative film…

]]> By: Girl, Dislocated http://www.avitable.com/2008/04/10/the-sound-of-one-hand-fapping/#comment-25771 Girl, Dislocated Sat, 12 Apr 2008 02:26:31 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1519#comment-25771 Wow. I'm not sure if this information was actually necessary for me to have (especially the fictitious part about sippers), but who knows how long I would have lived my life not knowing any of this if I hadn't been reading your blog. So, thanks? Wow.

I'm not sure if this information was actually necessary for me to have (especially the fictitious part about sippers), but who knows how long I would have lived my life not knowing any of this if I hadn't been reading your blog.

So, thanks?

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/04/10/the-sound-of-one-hand-fapping/#comment-25753 Avitable Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:14:28 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1519#comment-25753 <b>Gina</b>, I'll have to check it out. Gina, I'll have to check it out.

]]> By: Gina http://www.avitable.com/2008/04/10/the-sound-of-one-hand-fapping/#comment-25720 Gina Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:39:14 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1519#comment-25720 <a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0367027/" rel="nofollow">Shortbus</a> is a great film. Shortbus is a great film.

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/04/10/the-sound-of-one-hand-fapping/#comment-25719 Avitable Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:22:27 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1519#comment-25719 <b>Gina</b>, I have not seen Shortbus. I don't even know what that is. Gina, I have not seen Shortbus. I don't even know what that is.

]]> By: Gina http://www.avitable.com/2008/04/10/the-sound-of-one-hand-fapping/#comment-25691 Gina Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:59:18 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1519#comment-25691 I have one word: AWESOME. Okay, I have some more words too... Another benefit of the sprayer? He can create his own "Pollack" masterpieces. ;) Please tell me you have seen Shortbus? :bukkake: I have one word: AWESOME.

Okay, I have some more words too… Another benefit of the sprayer? He can create his own "Pollack" masterpieces. ) Please tell me you have seen Shortbus?

:bukkake:

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/04/10/the-sound-of-one-hand-fapping/#comment-25690 Avitable Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:19:47 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1519#comment-25690 <b>Stephanie</b>, rawr. Stephanie, rawr.

]]> By: Avitable http://www.avitable.com/2008/04/10/the-sound-of-one-hand-fapping/#comment-25689 Avitable Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:18:47 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1519#comment-25689 <b>Miss</b>, or while drinking warm milk. <b>TMP</b>, good point. <b>Tracy</b>, and here I thought you were smart. <b>CMG</b>, the gripper. <b>Janna</b>, I visit your blog every time you post! I just don't comment all the time. <b>Peggy</b>, indeed. Miss, or while drinking warm milk.

TMP, good point.

Tracy, and here I thought you were smart.

CMG, the gripper.

Janna, I visit your blog every time you post! I just don't comment all the time.

Peggy, indeed.

]]> By: Stephanie http://www.avitable.com/2008/04/10/the-sound-of-one-hand-fapping/#comment-25688 Stephanie Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:18:27 +0000 http://www.avitable.com/?p=1519#comment-25688 "Cumsplosion" made me laugh so hard that I simultaneously laughed, coughed, farted, and peed a little bit. All at the same time. Right next to my husband. Yeahhhh....I'm hot. "Cumsplosion" made me laugh so hard that I simultaneously laughed, coughed, farted, and peed a little bit. All at the same time. Right next to my husband.

Yeahhhh….I'm hot.

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