Okay, two things for today.
1. I'm guest posting over at Bluepaintred's. Go check it out, although it won't be active until midnight PST.
2. Many of you don't read Karl, but you are totally missing out. Here's why.
Now fuck off, kthxbai.
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Wow, thanks for the plug. I'm off to visit where you actually wrote something. I mean, aside from the bit where you praise me on a pedestal.
Comments by Karl
Karl's Phallus post was one of the funniest I think I've ever seen. Aside from all of yours, of course.
Comments by Amanda
Again with the noose thing. *sigh*
Comments by AmyD
Why does clicking on links from your site so often result in full Male nudity?
Comments by Freelance Guru
I am now hoping to get out of Florida before I meet Karl. I am afraid he would show up nekkid.
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
For the first time, I can only be grateful for the lagging libido associated with perimenopause. I just KNEW there had to be a bright side!
Comments by Aunt Robin
I loved both of those!
they made me giggle and for that I thank you!
Comments by Sandi
Wow. Thank you.
Comments by Maria
You and Karl are two peas in a pod–er—sac.
Comments by Turnbaby
Oh, Fab, you know you want to meet me in the flesh.
Comments by Karl
Karl's post traumatized me. :D
Comments by Poppy
Dammit! Stop making me look!!!
Comments by metalmom
Fucking off, sir.
Comments by golfwidow
I will now be a reader of Karl. Thanks for the heads up on a blog worth reading. :)
Comments by Gina
That's funny. I posted a picture of that Vulva stuff last week on one of my posts. I thought it was just a joke, and that is certainly why I used it.
And I'm sure there is a market for Phallus. I don't want to know what that market is, though.
Comments by B.E. Earl
Although I heartily agree with your post on Bluepaintred's blog ( I LOVE big guys!), I am not sure what to say to Karl's...um....revelations.
Interesting way to start a week.
J.
Comments by Hoosier Girl
Ok then fucker, I'll go fuck off now.
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Comments by Sybil Law
i am having a difficult time deciding who i love more, you or karl. mondays are rough!
Comments by hello haha narf
Monday's over!
Comments by Girl, Dislocated