Okay, I totally had to put some words in here anyway. I was going to write an actual post after yesterday's nothing post, but as I'm writing this on Wednesday night, I'm preparing for a Wii party with Karl and a few other friends.
We'll play some Smash Bros, some Wii Sports, some Raving Rabbids 2, and maybe even try out GH3. It should be fun and I will not be up for actually writing a real post. So this is all you get, people. Oh, and one last thing. When I bought my gum, I also bought a case of Strawberry Milkshake Whoppers! (No, not the Burger King kind, retard). They're pretty fucking amazing, but a case is a little too much for me. So I'm going to pick two random commenters and send them a box or two. All you have to do is leave a comment!
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Comments by Tori
They make strawberry whoppers? Where? How did I miss this? I want some!
Comments by Fantastagirl
Why doesn't anyone ever have an XBox 360 party???
Comments by NYCWD
We've been playing a lot of super smash brothers in the last couple of weeks, but I've never played Raving Rabbits... how is it?
Comments by Amanda
I had a BBQ tonight and played ..... ahem ....
SUPER NINTENDO!!!!!
that's right ... I bought it in '97 and have had a blast with it ever since. I paid $100 for it brand new and was offered $200 for it tonight.
I declined .... Why? you might ask.
CUZ! I wuv's my zelda.
and my mario.
OH OH OH .... and Killer instinct! but most of all ......
I love strawberry flavored whoppers. you should do the randomization thing and put names in a hat type thing.
did I mention ..... I wuv you?
Comments by Zom
Strawberry Whoppers? Do they have those at Wal-Mart? WANT!
Comments by Jay
May I please have the Wii instead? Not that I'm opposed to whoppers or anything.
Comments by Mary
Is that ur car dood?
I'm sorry, man, I'm still stuck on the semen-candle. Just can't shake it.
Comments by TSM
iiiiIIIIiii want cannnndy...have a good time tonight, Av!
Comments by DebbieS
If you send me enough whoppers, I'll eat them until this happens:
Comments by othurme
I'm Canadian, so I don't even know what a Whopper is...okay, I know the BK kind, but strawberry flavoured?
Comments by Procrastamom
oh... and the peanut butter whoppers ROCK... I've eaten 2 boxes in the past week (and have a 10 lb weight gain to prove it)
Comments by Tori
Mmmmm....Whoppers....
Comments by Tracy
yum, I like whoppers! I never had the strawberry ones though. :)
NYCWD, I have an xbox 360, wanna play? :)
Comments by Divalicious
Oooh, I've never heard of strawberry milkshake whoppers. It's been YEARS since I've had the regular chocolate malt kind.
If you send them to me, I promise to commit an indecent act with at least one of them.
Does that help my chances any?
Comments by Janna
I didn't peg you for a Toyota Camry type.
Send me whoppers!
Comments by Peggy
It's true, people. I just got back from Adam's house and he has a full case of strawberry Whoppers, ripe for the picking. Course, he might have fewer of them now because he was sulking about how badly I whipped his ass in bowling.
You know, after he stomped my ass in Super Smash Bros.
BTW, Adam, don't include me in the giveaway, please. I'm not supposed to have sweets. Diabetes blows.
Comments by Karl
I love the strawberry whoppers. I LOVE them.
Comments by jester
Hey! you sending me the whoppers would be cool ... but not sure how Australian Customs would feel about it.
Comments by CharlieDaniels (TBU)
Wii sounds like a lot of fun, it's why I am giving in and getting one for my daughter's birthday this week-end. You think she will forgive me for only getting a couple of gifts this year? Super Smash is definately on the list to go with it. I miss Mario.
Strawberry milkshake huh? Sounds interesting.
Comments by Zanthera
I have no idea what a strawberry whopper is! Maybe some kind of large, pink vibrator?
Comments by Penelope
Strawberry Milkshake Whoppers!?! I have no idea what they are, but I'd kinda like to see if they bring some boys to the yard.
Hell yes! I could use some boys coming to my yard ;)
Robyn
Comments by borysSNORC ™
Strawberry Whoppers! I love anything we can't get in Oz :)
Comments by Dee
I've never tried that kind of Whopper but with hubby's surgery next week, followed by 7 days in the hospital, I can use all the snack food I can get!
Hallie :)
http://wonderfulworldofweiners.blogspot.com/
Comments by Hallie
Wow...I thought I was the only blogger self absorbed enough to have a vanity plate...
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
OOOH! Wii! Love my Wii! haven't played Smash yet, but I really want it. RayMan totally rocks.. did you burp? Don't forget RayMan 1 though.. that one is just as fun as 2.
Gotta get your hands on some Lego Star Wars and Carnival Games if you're a real Wii'er.
I love whoppers.. I used to get those gallon jug looking things of them and eat them all. After I soaked a few dozen in a glass of milk and drank them. Never even knew they made strawberry ones I will have to check.
Comments by bubblewench
HAHA! Twordless Thursday...
I have a question. How long have you been posting every single day? Or asked another way; when is the last time you did not post for one whole day?
Comments by Em
First of all...I used to have a candy apple red Camry. Dude drives a black Camry...so we like you now.
I love Strawberry Whoppers almost as much as I love Cheesecake. Seriously. I could open the carton and open my mouth and just keep eating them.
That probably explains a lot about my fat ass.
Comments by Lisa
Nice license plate.
Comments by Robin
Wii...Is that anything like Intellivision ?
Comments by Paticus
Seriously? I need to get my ass down to Florida and hang with you guys.
Did you check out Ghost Hunters? Sweet EVP, man!
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
Tori, thanks. I .... ummm .... like yours!
Fantastagirl, they're just like a malted strawberry milkshake in a crunchy shell.
NYCWD, because the Wii is much better!
Amanda, Raving Rabbids 2 has a whole bunch of little mini games that are very fun for 2-4 people.
Zom, I love the old Zelda and Mario games. You can play them on the Wii, too.
Jay< ?b>, having never stepped foot into Wal-mart, I have no idea. The trip might not be worth it, even for strawberry Whoppers.
Mary, you can play with my Wii for a bit, if you want.
TSM, yes, it is my car. Didn't you see the license plate?
DebbieS, now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head.
Othurme, too many will definitely do that, too.
Procrastamom, they're crunchy malt chocolate balls that you eat at the movies: http://tinyurl.com/ae7uy
Tori, ooh, they have peanut butter ones?
Tracy, these are more magical than the original.
Divalicious, you have a 360? But no Wii?
Janna, you do indecent acts with many foods, don't you?
Peggy, bought it about six years ago. It's a V6, so it's fast enough for me.
Karl, glad you made it back safely.
Jester, but do they love you?
CharlieDaniels, why would they care? I'd hide it and mark it as "Cocaine" anyways.
Zanthera, Super Smash is a good one, so's Super Mario Galaxy, and Lego Star Wars.
Penelope, http://tinyurl.com/ae7uy.
Borys, I don't know how many boys they actually bring.
Dee, isn't that most normal goods?
Hallie, I bet you could!
Mr. Fabulous, oh, you knew better than that.
Bubblewench, I've got Lego Star Wars - it's a blast!
Em, I've been posting every day for almost two years, I think. The only exceptions would be when I have a guest poster over here.
Lisa, Camrys are awesome.
Robin, thanks!
Paticus, it's like Atari, just a little bit better.
Heather, I haven't watched it yet.
Comments by Avitable
MMMMMM....STRAWBERRIES! PICK ME PICK ME!
Comments by Just Me
The only time I ever win contests or drawings is when the prize is something I don't want. So I totally plan on winning this because strawberry whoppers sound kind of gross to me.
Comments by Jen
Hello from Brewster,Ma.
Strawberry Whoppers sound amazing!
Comments by Irene
You don't have to send me candy. I'm just going to look for a single box of Strawberry Whoppers at the store, because I love the chocolate ones, but I'm allergic.
(I, too, love your license plate.)
Comments by golfwidow
Hi don't mind me, just checking to see if my new avatar is showing up yet...
Comments by RW
well fuck this shit.
Comments by RW
Your car is sick? I just took mine in this morning for a new alternator. Yay fun.
I hope Wii Night was cool. I don't get to have those too often. I have no friends up here who own a Wii. My brother has a PS3, my BiL has a 360, and some other people have some combination of those two. No Wiis, though. I guess I was the only person to have the patience to wait in line early on a cold morning for the coolest friggin' video game system ever made!
Comments by kapgar
Wow...didn't know they made Strawberry Milkshake whoppers. I wonder how the "milkshake" part makes it different than just a plain old strawberry whopper? Odd.
Honestly, though, I agree with the poster who said that it sounds kinda funky. I'm not sure how much I would like Strawberry Whoppers. But the hubby likes Whoppers, so he might like em?
Comments by Maggie
What happened to the Avimobile?
So the Whoppers, they're good are they? 'Cause I love me some classic Whoppers. I'd hate to spend the .99 and be disappointed.
Comments by Finn
Were you getting new brakes? or new Tires?
LOVE the plate. Saving manatees and promoting yourself...how funny!
I actually expected you to have a more...interesting type of car...like...a Lime green Mini or, an orange 'stang...something that stands out and shows you are an outstanding type of person. the charcoal Toyota surprised me!
Comments by Cissa Fireheart
Wii party?
That's so lame, even for you!
Comments by Clown
i should get a personalized plate here in pennsylvania that says your name. (ok, that came out more stalker like than funny. fuck.)
sorry your car is at the doctor. hope it is up and running quickly.
i'm a tad creeped out, by the way. i had 8 whoppers for my breakfast dessert. then i come here and you are talking about whoppers. freaky. do do do do. do do do do...
Comments by hello haha narf
I have not read it, and never will. Ever.
Comments by martin
Give me the damn candy.
Postage would be cheap.
Comments by A Whole Lot of Nothing / Angie
What happened with the car? Oil change? It can't be the tires... right?!
I suck.
I have never even heard of Strawberry Whoppers - and I have a kid!
Have fun! I wish I could party, too. I'll be in soccer hell.
Comments by Sybil Law
I wasn't even thinking of Burger King until you mentioned it. haha.
Comments by Lynda
I want some. I really don't, but I'd just feel good getting something from you. *lol*
Comments by Maria
May I please have some Whoppers? Pretty please?
J.
Comments by Hoosier Girl
Gack. Strawberry Whoppers? I know, I know, I've tried them, but I just can't betray the originals. I love chocolate.
Comments by AmyD
You said:
"Janna, you do indecent acts with many foods, don't you?"
What? Don't tell me you're believing all this crap Fab's been saying....
I'd hate to have a reputation.
Well, at least I'd hate to have one I didn't EARN...
Comments by Janna
Hmmm...I'm thinking of those whoppers and wondering..can they even be good? I've never even heard of them!
You have weird taste in candy my friend. lol
What's your fav candy?
Comments by Cheri
Dude, I hate it when people have fun without me.
Comments by Tracy Lynn
Pick me, pick me!!
Comments by Stacy
You should give me the Whoppers because you can just hand them to me instead of going through the effort to hand them to your assistant to mail out.
Did you play GH3?
My brain hurts today. I blame Florida.
@Dawg: Because it's more fun to say "wii party".
Comments by Poppy
AHHHHH
Comments by RW
No, I have a Wii also. :)
Comments by Divalicious
Just Me, I might have to let a random name be the winner.
Jen, do you like normal Whoppers?
Irene, is it punky there?
Golfwidow, a chocolate allergy sounds worse than anything I can imagine.
RW, and look at that - voila, it works now!
Kapgar, I needed tires. And you're supposed to invite them all over so they can play the Wii and see how much better it is than their shit.
Maggie, I think the "milkshake" part means that it's like a whipped strawberry mousse center.
Finn, I think the Whoppers are good.
Cissa, saving manatees is my wife's idea. I wanted an image that conveyed my desire to run over small children, but she wouldn't let me. And I was getting tires done. I have a Camry because it was the highest-rated mid-size sedan when we bought it and had high safety standards. I buy things very carefully.
Clown, well, at least you didn't fall asleep this time, loser.
Hello, hahah! You totally should.
Martin, now I know you're lying.
Angie, postage would be the same!
Sybil, tire replacement, and haha, you're a soccer mom!
Lynda, you were thinking of the candy Whopper?
Maria, I can send you a special cup filled with semen.
HG, I don't know - doesn't sound like you actually want them.
AmyD, I think these are better than the originals.
Janna, I think Fab always tells the truth.
Cheri, my favorite candy is probably Three Musketeers.
Tracy, that's why you should steal a Wii, and then we can play some of the games online!
Stacy, pick your what? Nose?
Poppy, we never got to play GH3, unfortunately.
RW, aren't I a genius?
Divaliciou, it's better than the XBOX, isn't it?
Comments by Avitable
Ok so anyone that has not had a strawberry milkshake whopper is being deprived. We had one carton at home and well now they are all gone and they were the best!!
Comments by Margaret
I actually love the Wii and xbox equally.
Comments by Divalicious
how many times can we comment in the hopes of you sending whoppers? i'm craving something sweet right about now.
but if winning whoppers in ANY way would prevent me from winning a web cam from you, then color me out.
Comments by hello haha narf
That just isn't the kind of car I pictured you driving.
Comments by themuttprincess
What the hell? They make flavored whoppers? Need!
Comments by Jhianna
Aww...your poor car has a big metal thing stuck in it.
Comments by Trishk
I like them better than the originals too but wtf is up when you get ahold of a "chewy" one? Bleh I hate that.
Anyway, no need to send me any, I am just posting a comment for the love!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments by Kay
The peanutbutter whoppers are pretty darn good too.
Comments by Crazy Lady in Vegas
On 2nd thought, if you ever want to give away WII's then I am your girl!
Also, I saw chocolate Skittles the other day, had numerous chocolate flavors. Must try! I saw Hershey chocolate Twizzlers too, have you tried any of them?
Comments by Kay
I don't like Whoppers of any flavor. Blech!
Comments by B.E. Earl
People don't fall asleep while playing games.
That's ignorant. You're a big doody head.
Comments by Clown
Margaret, they're no strawberry milkshake Oreos, though.
Divalicious, that's blasphemy!
Hello, well, I think you've sent me enough things that I could let you win twice.
TMP, it's fast, sturdy, and practical. Just like me.
Jhianna, apparently there are peanut butter ones that I need to find now.
TrishK, I know, and how did that even happen?
Kay, yeah, I hate the chewy ones.
Crazy Lady, I need some of those.
Kay, chocolate Skittles are pretty tasty - I tried some.
BE Earl, you're not a malt fan?
Clown, poor Marge, just running into a wall over and over again.
Comments by Avitable
I loves me a good whopperin'... I'll take em!
Comments by jasmine
well fuck, i can't win now...folks will think it is fixd. dammimt!
Comments by hello haha narf
comment; love strawberry; my booty is awesome
Comments by Crys
Hey, Adam. I have an interesting post by a friend of mine and a reader of yours. You might have a bit of fun with it. . . it seems to be right up your alley.
http://pumpkindelight.blogspot.com/2008/04/monkeys-here-monkeys-there.html
If you left her a little dirty comment about it, it would make her day!
Comments by Jason
Question... aren't chocolate skittles just M&M's?
Comments by AmyD
Late again to the party. I can't even blame it on being left coast. I just lag. *sigh* Cool plate tho! And I KNEW Karl was gonna waste you at bowling. Ha ha! I didn't know they made strawberry whoppers. Now I wanna try em. I wonder if they sell them out here... must go to Walgreens now... cuz I never win anything. Heh.
Comments by Winter
When we bought our last car it was between a Camry and the Honda CRV. We went with the Honda because my knees liked it better but my butt liked the ride of the Camry better.
Comments by Summer
I went to the food store tonight and looked - NONE, NADA, ZILCH, but in all fairness, they never have anything - benefit of living in a small small town - (ask Miss Britt - she'll understand.) Guess I'll head to the "big city" and see if their Hy-Vee has some.
Comments by Fantastagirl
Brake job or new tires ?
I love Whopper Balls...wait that didn't sound right, oh well you know what I meen.
Comments by Trukindog
Wii parties? You are such a nerd.
I LOVE whoppers. No not the burgers. I prefer Wendy's classic doubles.
Comments by amanda
If I said you had a nice ass would that put me in the running?
Because you TOTALLY do. Niiiice.
Comments by Mocha
Avi - I only like malt in my booze. Holla!
Comments by B.E. Earl
Just for the record I tried Chocolate Skittles and whomever thought they were the same as M&ms? Not at all. They are chewy (like Skittles) and have several flavors in one bag.
Brownie Batter
Smores
Vanilla
Chocolate Caramel
Chocolate Pudding
Again, nothing like M&Ms
PS The Hershey Chocolate Twizzlers rocked too!
YAY for candy.
Ok I am done.
Comments by Kay
Jasmine, you want Whoppers or you want a whopperin'? Because one involves my penis.
Hello, true!
Crystal, your booty is divine.
Jason, thanks for the heads up!
AmyD, no, they're chewy like Skittles. I thought the same thing before trying them, though.
Winter, I thought I was good at bowling, too. Sigh.
Summer, I love my Camry.
Fantastagirl, none? That is a tragedy!
Trukindog, tires.
Amanda, Wii parties are all the rage - all the cool people are doing it.
Mocha, I see how it is - you show up when I'm giving away candy! :)
BE Earl, I set you up for that one.
Kay, I'll have to try the Twizzlers.
Comments by Avitable
I am Metalmom and I am a Whopper addict.
Comments by metalmom