No vlog for you!
I really had a vlog planned for today, but I had forgotten that I promised Tracy I'd do Grant's meme by Saturday, which will net her five clams! So here goes . . .
1. Describe yourself without the use of any vowels (treat “y” as a vowel).
Sm4rt3r th4n 3W3!
2. Write a short paragraph about a truly horrifying encounter you once had using the word “sippy-cup”.
My father beat my mother to death using a sippy-cup that had a picture of Goofy and Pluto on it. To this day, if I see those two Disney characters, I hear "I'll juice you, woman!" in my head and faint.
3. Which of the following is the worst baby name: Monkey Winkle, Fetus Cheese, or Swaberpoo Deliciousness? Discuss.
Monkey Winkle if it's a boy. Feivel Fuckpants if it's a girl. No discussion needed.
4. Complete the following word association: cookie, ladder, penis, regret…
Tranny
5. You move your weasel to sun level three. Your opponent counters with whimsy to caveworm seven. What is the best counter move?
Roll your 20-sided dice and hope for a 16.
Anyone else want to take a crack at it? Don't forget to come back tomorrow for a new Lazy Sunday contest and nifty prize!
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Thank Gawd, the sippy cup didn't have Donald and Mickey on it. They could have given you a very serious complex!
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:lmao: :clap: Ok, now I'm a teensy, weensy bit tipsy… but I REALLY LOVED THIS ONE!!!
No really.
Gosh, I hope I don't regret this tomorrow…
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I have nothing witty to say to this.
So check out Bunny Suicides at:
http://www.retrocomputing.net/racconti/umor/coniglio/pandora.beptuui.html
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Hey! Feivel fuckpants wasn't an option! REDO!
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I think you can pretty much complete all word association games with "tranny."
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I would complete #4 with ding-a-ling.
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Pluto is near Uranus, you know.
Hahahaha
I am like AmyD – drinking and blogenting. I also find this funny.
Fetus Cheese is really disgusting when you think about it – Feivel Fuckpants is merely slutty.
I talked to a guy in a bar once who was expecting his wife to give birth any day. They were going to name their kid "Justin Sane".
For realz.
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you aren't right. i love that about you.
although i really, really missed your video post today. was hoping for a shirtless one.
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No no no.
You parry with a level seven stun spell and your partner uses a mithril 14-inch sword with +32 knock points.
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Betty Crocker. (The next step in the word association.)
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@Sybil – I actually met the little boy named Justin Zane… I thought it was clever.
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@Allyson – Clever, maybe (although I am sure there's an awful lot of Justin Zane/ Sane's running around!); but labeling your kid insane for life isn't terribly nice! Plus, the guy I'm talking about was some kinda crackhead.
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:clap: :woohoo: :thumbsup:
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*lmfao* @ 2.
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Dude, I missed this stuff when I was out of town. I'm taking my computer next time!
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If I had been born a boy my parents were going to name me Swaberpoo Deliciousness.
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Vlog nazi!
I wish my parents had considered these names for my middle name.
But instead, I got stuck with "Stanley".
Oh, how I long to be monkey winkle. *sniff*
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No. 5 – A 16? Only if you have an armour class of a Greek God! Oh, wait, someone's already done this joke.
Poor joke take 2
No. 3 – I used to go to school with Monkey and Feivel. They used to steal my lunch money.
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I laughed so hard at #4, I cried.
And as far as horrible names for children goes? I don't think any of them hold a candle to what my sister Ashley was almost named.
My dad's "real" name is Herman, middle of Levi and he goes by his middle name as he HATES the name "Herman." But they were still thinking about naming Ashley, "Hermanena" — thank God they came to their senses. My poor sister!
PS: Did you get my text about using the phrase "Semen Rinse" in your next masturbatory post? I'd love to see what you do with THAT. Cracks me up every time.
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*sigh*
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Winter, I know!
AmyD, I think it's just because you're tipsy.
Stephanie, what happened to your blog? And I love Bunny Suicides!
Allyson, I make every meme my own.
Jay, I agree. It's like ending fortunes with "in bed".
CajunVegan, tranny, ding a ling – not too much difference.
Sybil, what's blogenting?
Hello, and then you didn't even bother to watch my video today!
Absurdist, that's one option.
Golfwidow, naked chicken.
Tracy, Grant had better pay up!
Maria, it's all true. Except for the lies.
MyWeeWorld, well, you can go back and read all of my posts. In fact, I expect you to.
Gwen, that coincidentally my mother's name.
Zom, are you really a Stanley?
Bec, poor joke mulligans not allowed!
Amber, that's horrible! I did get your text, absolutely.
Turnbaby, sigh for what?
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i can't watch that shit at work! you know the first thing that i will do when i go home is to watch your video.
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Blog + commenting = blogenting. I made it up right as I wrote that first comment. Blame the stiff drink I'd had! :martini:
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Hello, naked, hopefully.
Sybil, I think it's a great new word.
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I've been found out, Adam.
Bye-bye bloggie.
For now….
mwuaahhaaahhaaa……….
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Steph, you didn't really post anything bad on there, though. You should move to Wordpress so you can have private posts if you need to.
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