No vlog for you!

I really had a vlog planned for today, but I had forgotten that I promised Tracy I'd do Grant's meme by Saturday, which will net her five clams! So here goes . . .

1. Describe yourself without the use of any vowels (treat “y” as a vowel).

Sm4rt3r th4n 3W3!

2. Write a short paragraph about a truly horrifying encounter you once had using the word “sippy-cup”.

My father beat my mother to death using a sippy-cup that had a picture of Goofy and Pluto on it. To this day, if I see those two Disney characters, I hear "I'll juice you, woman!" in my head and faint.

3. Which of the following is the worst baby name: Monkey Winkle, Fetus Cheese, or Swaberpoo Deliciousness? Discuss.

Monkey Winkle if it's a boy. Feivel Fuckpants if it's a girl. No discussion needed.

4. Complete the following word association: cookie, ladder, penis, regret…

Tranny

5. You move your weasel to sun level three. Your opponent counters with whimsy to caveworm seven. What is the best counter move?

Roll your 20-sided dice and hope for a 16.


Anyone else want to take a crack at it? Don't forget to come back tomorrow for a new Lazy Sunday contest and nifty prize!

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