Well, it's been a while since I posed naked online and longer still since I danced for you, so I figured why not get back into the theme of embarrassing myself by singing for you?
Here's the direct link. And let me offer a caveat: I hate country music. Despise it. But I cannot get this fucking song out of my head!
Humor-blogs lost its car, its woman, and its job and wrote a song about it.
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You tell him, girlfriend!
Comments by Miss Britt
She is such a ho, isn't she??
Comments by Suebob
I'm just too lazy to click play. Can you make a witty comment so I can respond in turn?
Comments by bluepaintred
I don't like country either, but that's a fairly okay song. Thanks for getting it in my head, fucker.
Comments by Amanda
Your goofy grin at the end almost made my ears stop bleeding!
Comments by Mary
Maybe you should be wearing a cowboy hat while you're singing that song.
I'm thinking you could be on Nashville Star or even American Idol dude!
Comments by Jay
And now its in my f*&^ing head!!! Thanks!!!
:)
Comments by Just Me
Comments by AmyD
Encore! Encore!
To vote for Adam Avitable, dial 1-866-Avi-Idol.
Comments by cajunvegan
I'd heard about this song but never encountered it until now. That's a fucked up story she's telling the world. If your man cheats, trash his car. Although, coming out of your mouth, it sounds fine.
Comments by Winter
Wow, there's three minutes I'll never get back.
Comments by Karl
Way to sell it at the end. Haunting! But up until then I wasn't convinced, because what man would cheat on you, baby?
Comments by Deb on the Rocks
I really liked (insert something about what you did) because once I (insert something similar to what you did) back when I was (insert something about the time in which you did it) just trying to make a living (insert something you did as a living back then) over there in my home town of (insert somewhere referenced in what you did).
Aren't we just alike? It's like we're BEST FRIENDS, to say the least!
Comments by whall
right on
Comments by beth
Boy, I used to really like that song.
So...shall I save a slot for you in my next Duets show? Come on...you know you want to...
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
Hmmm...
I can't help but wonder where you got your inspiration.
Comments by ADW
Wow. Umm. Don't give up your day job anytime soon huh?
That was very...speshul
Comments by Penelope
How cute was that little bouncing thing you did? I'm totally a fan....
Except you can't sing for shit, dude...
Comments by Miss Anne Derstood
i just KNEW i should have come over here while i was at home this morning. dammit! now i have to wait all day to hear you sing.
rrrrrrrrrr!
Comments by hello haha narf
I feel ya, my sista.
Comments by golfwidow
I'm kinda bummed you didn't sing it naked or at least do a strip while singing it.
I love that song, and thank god it's a cross-over song, because I hate country music too.
Comments by The Absurdist
Wait...what was that stuffed doll/puppet on the bookcase behind you? Was that Angel?
Comments by B.E. Earl
Wow! I will be singing that all day now!
Comments by Mindy
Hahaha, great!
Although now I have YOUR version of the song stuck in my head
Comments by Hilly
Is it the song or the video you can't get out of your head;-)
Comments by Turnbaby
You were likin' it toward the end there... admit it. Do it.
Comments by Finn
Wow, hon. That was just... I'm speechless. You're a brave, brave man.
Ummmmm, yeah.
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
Britt, this is all your fault.
Suebob, not as bad as him - he's a dog.
BPR, trust me. You should click play - it's safe for your kids to be around, too.
Amanda, you should sing it on video and get it out of your system.
Mary, almost but not quite?
Jay, if I had a cowboy hat, I would have worn it.
Just Me, better you than me.
AmyD, I'm clearly a professional singer, don't you think?
CajunVegan, it's my dream to meet Ryan Seacrest, just so I can punch him in the crotch.
Winter, I think that's a reasonable story, actually.
Karl, I'll sing it for you live in two weeks, too.
Deb, this is true. I'm a fucking catch!
Whall, it's uncanny.
Beth, yeehaw?
Mr. Fabulous, no way in hell!
ADW, fuck you and Britt for doing this to me.
Penelope, my day job is singing. . .
M.A.D., no? You don't think I can sing?
Hello, just play it at work.
Golfwidow, fist pound.
Absurdist, I wasn't wearing any pants.
BE Earl, it is indeed the Angel puppet from the TV show.
Mindy, welcome to my world.
Hilly, which version is better?
Turnbaby, I've never seen the video.
Finn, do it. Do it.
Heather, I have no shame!
Comments by Avitable
The glazed over 'dead lights' coming out of the eyes in the beginning disappeared once you got into it.
You made my dog run from the room.
Comments by metalmom
I'm going to have that song in my head all day. You dick.
Comments by Karen Sugarpants
when i get fired, are you gonna hire me? start a pittsburgh branch of your company?
Comments by hello haha narf
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha.
Comments by ADW
Clearly, baby! And, dancer, too! As we all know that is all it takes to make it big!!! You GO, girl!!!
Comments by AmyD
Well I liked it!
Were you singing that to Fab?!
Comments by Sybil Law
You're problem is not that your tone deaf, per se, it's that you're not doing it with enough FEELING! If you're going to embarrass yourself I want to at least see you really get into it.
And I'll just congratulate myself that I did not click on the 'posed naked online' link.
Comments by Jessica
I know I encouraged you to do this, but I am horrified that you actually did it.
(just kidding. ;)
You're a country singer!!!!!
Comments by Poppy
When are you getting that record deal?
Comments by Robin
Metalmom, I had dead eyes?
Karen, you should just put my video on repeat.
Hello, maybe your co-workers would like it. There's no profanity or nudity!
ADW, twatsicle.
AmyD, I've got big dreams.
Sybil, no, he serenades me.
Jessica, you really should click on that link. It's worth it.
Poppy, I bet. I'm horrified, too!
Robin, I'm holding my breath right now.
Comments by Avitable
ok, pam and jeri love you now. pam can't see straight...too many tears pouring down her face.
adam, that was magnificent. but by far the best part was the gigantic grin at the end.
Comments by hello haha narf
Take a long lick......
Comments by ADW
Dude, I used to really like that song. But then, I'm vindictive.
Comments by Tracy Lynn
You make a handsome Carrie Underwood.
She actually did a 'STOMP' version of this on some awards show that didn't suck at all.
Comments by Tug
Hmmmm. Yes. That was very special.
Comments by Jen
This is a riot. And now I've got this version stuck in my head also. Bwa ha ha....
Comments by Kris (Chicka Nuts)
I have new lyrics to this tune!!!
Right now, I'm gonna have to kill Mr. Adam Avitable
He got this stupid fucking song
stuck in my head and
it's downright pitiful....
That's all I've got, so far. I'd leave an audio comment singing it, but you think your singing's bad?!
Comments by Sybil Law
Now all you have to do is combine nakedness, dancing and singing all in one post. A singing striptease!
Comments by Summer
Are you bound and determined to destroy my faith in humanity?
Comments by Dave2
This may be the bravest thing that I have ever done. Here goes....I like county music. There, I said it. I'm out of the closet now. If you like this song of Carrie Underwood's, there's a chance that you will like the song "Last Name."
Let the bashing begin.
Comments by Been there,,.done that
Oh Adam, you're so pretty. And you sing almost as well as I do. I used to play this game at work where I'd sing a song while walking through the office (I refuse to work anywhere where my bad singing won't be tolerated) and wait to find somebody else singing it since I planted it in their head. It works more often than you'd think. And now this song is in my head, so you win the game!
Comments by MyWeeWorld
Can I put you in the back window of my car along with the other 'noddies'. You're much cuter than they are.
I never heard that song before but it's quite catchy. "Right now...
Comments by gail
Hello, I love Pam and Jeri too.
ADW, when are you coming back down to visit?
Tracy, yeah, are you sure you didn't write that?
Tug, a stomp version? Hm.
Jen, and by special you mean "you can do anything"?
Kris, I like his new lyrics!
Sybil, you totally should have laid out on the line and left an audio comment.
Summer, like a candygram.
Dave, it's on my To-do list.
Been there, I'm so sorry for you.
MyWeeWorld, woohoo! Do I get a prize?
Gail, it's very catchy and I hate myself for liking it!
Comments by Avitable
but your love for them pales in comparison to your love for me. SAY IT!
and so help me, if you write "it" i will beat your ass at tc.
Comments by hello haha narf
why does it say edit, yet won't let me edit out that extra R??
Comments by hello haha narf
oh fuck, it did. dammit, i am going to leave here and head to the baseball game. obviously i need vast quantities of beer.
Comments by hello haha narf
I have now heard the sound that the angels make. Just beautiful.
Comments by Bec
That made me crush on you.
Comments by Gwen
I kept waiting for the punchline....
You made me listen to country music. WTF?
Why?
I'm forever grateful that is one song that won't stick in my head.
I have the Naked Brothers Band stuck in my head..."I don't wanna go to school...."
Comments by Lisa
Rawr....
Totally hot.
Sell it, sister!
Now that fucker is in my head.
Assbag.
Comments by Stephanie
Fuck Keith Urban, you should be on tour with Carrie.
BTW, will you carve your name into my legacy?
Comments by kapgar
Dude, you rock, what was wrong with that singing, sounds good to me.
Comments by Mik
I'm embarrassed at myself for watching that. Carrie Underwood singing, not you singing. You, my dear, are deserving of high accolades for karaoke. You'd be HUGE in Japan. Ha. . . Ha. . . Get it? Ha. . .
Comments by A Whole Lot of Nothing
Hello, IT!
Bec, angels of death?
Gwen, just don't cheat on me.
Lisa, the whole thing was a punchline!
Stephanie, now you should sing it on video, too.
Kapgar, that's actually "leather seats".
Mik, I think you have a giant bug in both of your ears.
Angie, I'm like Gojira.
Comments by Avitable
LOL loved it but loved the dance video better
Comments by Cindy
You know The Boy gets the same look when I make him to something cute for guests... ;)
Love the grin at the end.
Comments by Nat
Cindy, yeah, that had more skill.
Nat, I was satisfied with myself!
Comments by Avitable