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  1.  

    Thank GOD Britt came to your rescue because your dogs were barkin'!

    Why is it that I have no problem with the purple nail polish and would like to know the exact brand name and color for my pedicure this Saturday?

    Comments by Lisa

    comment by Lisa Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 7:17 am

     

  2.  

    End of times... end of times...

    Orange would have looked better.

    Comments by NYCWD

    comment by NYCWD Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 7:21 am

     

  3.  

    Damned if I don't love a man with purple toenails....

    Marry me... sex023

    Comments by Miss Anne Derstood

    comment by Miss Anne Derstood Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 7:29 am

     

  4.  

    Damn you have better looking feet than I do.
    Well done Britt! (I do feel bad for the little Asian lady.)

    Comments by Nat

    comment by Nat Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 7:40 am

     

  5.  

    You now have happy sexy toes. I can see them smiling through that polish.

    Comments by bubblewench

    comment by bubblewench Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 7:41 am

     

  6.  

    Miss-Britt is blocked at my work so I can only assume that these are your feet and that you've decided to embrace your feminine side. Also that you have four legs.

    You're weird.

    Comments by Jenny, Bloggess

    comment by Jenny, Bloggess Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 8:00 am

     

  7.  

    That reminds me, I need a pedicure...

    Comments by Em

    comment by Em Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 8:16 am

     

  8.  

    You wearing those babies to TC?

    Comments by The Absurdist

    comment by The Absurdist Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 8:22 am

     

  9.  

    That's just sooo wrong.

    Comments by Nobody™

    comment by Nobody™ Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 8:27 am

     

  10.  

    That's HOT Avi!

    thumbsup

    I've tried for years to get hubs to get a pedi. Maybe he just needs to meet Britt and her boobies.

    Comments by sam

    comment by sam Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 8:29 am

     

  11.  

    You finally found something more disgusting than the coprophagia. That's just fuckin great. Thanks.

    Comments by RW

    comment by RW Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 8:36 am

     

  12.  

    I love a man who gets a pedi - it's a great way to relax and who doesn't love trimmed up feet?

    But the purple polish? Sets you apart as a man among boys.

    Comments by Gwen

    comment by Gwen Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 8:40 am

     

  13.  

    I think Britt rocks... and so do you. I have the same color toes! Heh

    I am showing all of this to MY boss and telling him that I will have Britt on his ass if he ever defies me...

    Think it will work? boobs4

    Comments by DutchBitch

    comment by DutchBitch Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 8:42 am

     

  14.  

    I LOVE it!!!

    I do feel sorry for the poor soul who had to touch them before but now they are way cool!

    YAY Britt!

    Comments by Turnbaby

    comment by Turnbaby Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 8:43 am

     

  15.  

    Dude, that is awesome.

    Comments by Mike

    comment by Mike Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 8:43 am

     

  16.  

    Wow I am amazed. That is hot.

    Comments by Amanda

    comment by Amanda Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 8:44 am

     

  17.  

    That Avitable is so hot right now.

    Comments by Dave2

    comment by Dave2 Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 8:54 am

     

  18.  

    Ahhhh, the power of the Britt. :D

    Comments by Miss Britt

    comment by Miss Britt Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 8:57 am

     

  19.  

    But will she ever get you into full-length pants?

    I hope she paid you well. clap

    Comments by metalmom

    comment by metalmom Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 8:58 am

     

  20.  

    They are starting to look a tad bit better. You have another appointment in two weeks, right?

    Comments by Trishk

    comment by Trishk Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 8:59 am

     

  21.  

    *squeals* OMG! I have a pair of open toed stiletto's in that exact color!!! wanna borrow them?

    Comments by Zom

    comment by Zom Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 9:00 am

     

  22.  

    What was your take in this? Boobs, money, or maybe both? Is there anything you won't do? Nevermind... don't answer that!

    Comments by Mindy

    comment by Mindy Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 9:02 am

     

  23.  

    That is seriously hot.

    Comments by Kat

    comment by Kat Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 9:07 am

     

  24.  

    2 embarrassing posts in as many days. what could possibly be next?

    Comments by Charissa

    comment by Charissa Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 9:12 am

     

  25.  

    That woman might not have been enjoying herself, but she did a hell of a job. Your feet look like FEET now! It's AMAZING!

    Comments by Squeaky Wheel

    comment by Squeaky Wheel Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 9:17 am

     

  26.  

    Can't I just masturbate to the photos without knowing the back story?
    sexytime

    Comments by Grant

    comment by Grant Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 9:30 am

     

  27.  

    There is power in purple. My toes are almost always some shade of purple these days. However, next time I would go for the french. You have nice long toes for it.

    Comments by Winter

    comment by Winter Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 9:37 am

     

  28.  

    bwahahahahaha!

    just lovely :D

    Comments by Christie

    comment by Christie Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 9:41 am

     

  29.  

    Aw, cute little purple piggies! Aren't they just so sweet! Just wanna grab 'em and "This little purple piggie went to market, this little purple piggie stayed home, this lit..."

    Wait, did I just type that out loud?

    Sorry. Keep the rest of that purple piggie fantasy to myself...

    Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter

    comment by Coal Miner's Granddaughter Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 9:42 am

     

  30.  

    Your feet actually look pretty. And I'm not one for liking anybody's feet but my own.

    Comments by *pixie*

    comment by *pixie* Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 9:45 am

     

  31.  

    I'd take pretty cupcake toes over nasty toes any day! They look so sweet and cute ;).

    Are you coming to Philly with that look?

    Comments by Hilly

    comment by Hilly Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 9:47 am

     

  32.  

    Those are your purple toes? You clean up pretty nice. And I like purple. I suddenly find myself strangely attracted to you... batting

    Comments by Finn

    comment by Finn Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 9:50 am

     

  33.  

    Those are some very sexy toenails. I stated in my most recet 10 things about me post that pretty toenails are essential to life. You now have a reason to continue living.

    Comments by Lady Jaye

    comment by Lady Jaye Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 9:58 am

     

  34.  

    Did you lose a bet, you homo, I mean "metrosexual"?

    Comments by Jen, South Florida

    comment by Jen, South Florida Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 9:59 am

     

  35.  

    That is quite quite scary - can't wait to see what Britt drugged you with but work is blocking her site as the category of 'sex' is filtered! I mean, seriously?! A lovely site where 2 girls 1 cup is displayed proudly is fine, but Britt is banned?! violent018

    Comments by Bec

    comment by Bec Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 10:02 am

     

  36.  

    You need to give Britt a raise because she can sell anything to anyone!

    Comments by themuttprincess

    comment by themuttprincess Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 10:35 am

     

  37.  

    Britt's blog won't let me comment.

    Did you/she request the polish, or did the Asian lady just put it on your toes?

    Also, is your blog template going back to the unicorns now?

    Comments by Lynda

    comment by Lynda Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 10:35 am

     

  38.  

    but how will you perch on tree limbs now??

    (i'm so proud of you for getting a pedicure. i'll show you my boobies now. but do me a favor and get a buff or clear polish next time. the purple is just not right. xoxo)

    Comments by hello haha narf

    comment by hello haha narf Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 10:43 am

     

  39.  

    my dear, they look delightful. i might've chosen a pearly-pink, but hey, different strokes

    Comments by Crys

    comment by Crys Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 10:55 am

     

  40.  

    Pedicure, check. Up next....WAXING. Brit should start you off slowly, say with a half leg wax and then work up to a brazilian. clap

    Comments by Dragon

    comment by Dragon Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 11:06 am

     

  41.  

    How the hell are you going to top this? Full make up and drag?? Hmmm there's a thought - I love a man in make-up thumbsup

    Comments by Penelope

    comment by Penelope Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 11:21 am

     

  42.  

    Lisa, I think it was called "Gay Princess Purple".

    NYCWD, had I thought about it, I totally would have done orange.

    M.A.D., how many men do you know with purple toenails?

    Nat, no, I really don't. My feet are horrible.

    Bubblewench, they are definitely smiling.

    Bloggess, I can't believe she's blocked and I'm not. I have three legs, but one is a penis.

    Em, and purple polish?

    Rich, is that hat off so that you can cover your eyes from the horror of my feet?

    Absurdist, well, it is in less than two weeks, so possibly.

    Nobody, but it feels so right.

    Sam, I'll do anything for the blog. I'm shameless. Boobs had nothing to do with it!

    RW, but you're a coprophagiphile, so you'd say that.

    Gwen, so men have purple toes? Good to know.

    DB, we're twins!

    Turnbaby, she didn't even use gloves.

    Mike, I prefer "sssuper".

    Amanda, you totally want to suck them, don't you?

    Dave, you totally want to suck them, don't you?

    Britt, now if I could just get you in for that moustache waxing . . .

    Metalmom, no, I'm anti-pants!

    TrishK, I don't think I can keep this up every two weeks.

    Zom, squee!

    Mindy, my first thought is always "Will this make a good blog post?"

    Kat, I know. I'm masturbating to a picture of myself as we speak.

    Charissa, probably something mundane and boring now.

    Squeaky Wheel, what did they look like before?

    Grant, of course! Send pics.

    Winter, the French pedicure might be a little too gay for me.

    Christie, I'm a pretty pretty princess.

    Heather, how about "This little piggy washed himself off in nail polish remover".

    Pixie, in reality, they're not pretty at all.

    Hilly, I might. Just for you.

    Finn, suddenly? What happened to our unrequited love before?

    LadyJaye, phew! And I was so close to suicide, too.

    Jen, no, I did it all for the benefit of my readers.

    Bec, that's awesome. Britt's a porn site.

    TMP, that's what she keeps saying.

    Lynda, try un-checking the "Comment Luv" box. I requested the color of polish. The lady doing it thought I was insane.

    Hello, I can perch and look pretty too.

    Crystal, pink was one of the options we considered.

    Dragon, I plan on getting my nuts waxed on video sometime.

    Penelope, I'd like my wife to stay with me. That might push her over the edge.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 11:26 am

     

  43.  

    I hope you have some Birkies to go with that purple.

    Comments by Jennifer

    comment by Jennifer Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 11:28 am

     

  44.  

    I hope that you gave that woman at the pedicure place a HUGE tip!

    Comments by Jay

    comment by Jay Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 11:47 am

     

  45.  

    So, what bet did you lose? lmao

    Comments by AmyD

    comment by AmyD Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 12:05 pm

     

  46.  

    There must have been a bet involved. Nevertheless, how awesome are those massage chairs? I plan on getting another pedi before I hit TC, though I'll probably go with a nice pink polish.

    Comments by Karl

    comment by Karl Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 12:20 pm

     

  47.  

    Good Lord, I don't even get pedicures and I'm pretty girlie. I didn't even realize those were man feet I was looking at til I got to the bottom of the post. Y'all are cute!

    P.S. I don't get pedicures because I can't stand anyone touching my feet. I just do them myself. It's my sister's fault. She used to touch her toes to my toes in order to torture me, gak!!! The funny thing is that she can't stand for her feet to be touched either.

    Comments by MyWeeWorld

    comment by MyWeeWorld Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 12:28 pm

     

  48.  

    I hope you tipped that girl well. What on earth did she think when she saw your feet?

    BTW, Miss Britt is blocked from my school, too. It comes up as "pornography".

    J.

    Comments by Hoosier Girl

    comment by Hoosier Girl Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 12:29 pm

     

  49.  

    I hate to bring this up, but...

    This is exactly how RuPaul got started.

    Comments by SwanShadow

    comment by SwanShadow Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 1:01 pm

     

  50.  

    Dude you got balls as big as church bells!

    I didn't think you would go to this extreme but still think of the fortune your gonna save on socks.

    Comments by Trukindog

    comment by Trukindog Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 1:20 pm

     

  51.  

    Thats so cute! But I still think you should have gone with a different shade. maybe a blue?

    Comments by bluepaintred

    comment by bluepaintred Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 2:34 pm

     

  52.  

    Before? Well, frankly, the nails looked like tree bark, and the overall, um, aesthetic of your feet suffered as a result.

    Comments by Squeaky Wheel

    comment by Squeaky Wheel Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 2:50 pm

     

  53.  

    "Oh My God!!!" was all I could say after picking myself up off the floor from laughing.

    That is so amazing. Like kick ass. I must officially make Miss Britt my woman mentor. That is definitely something I would do with any man around me, if I could get away with it.

    Your piggly wigglies look so pretty! In purple! I dare you to wear sandals in public!!

    Comments by Jessica

    comment by Jessica Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 3:03 pm

     

  54.  

    So when are you getting your clit pierced?

    Comments by Kay

    comment by Kay Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 3:11 pm

     

  55.  

    Ummm, dude, admit it. You're Britt-whipped.

    As I said on her blog: "Wow! I only got my husband (then fiance) to get a manicure once for his raggedy cuticles and chewed nails and only for the wedding. Now, he would laugh at me and he's one of the most metrosexual, cosmo drinking, frittata cooking men who does laundry and dishes that I know. He even drives a Mini Cooper which I believe is a chick car."

    So, I'm not sure what that makes you, but me thinks you should get a gold hoop for your nose or dog collar so your ...hehehe..."employee" can to lead you around and you can hold her cigarettes for her, eh? sex014

    Comments by Scout's Honor

    comment by Scout's Honor Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 3:11 pm

     

  56.  

    Jennifer, luckily, I don't wear sandals.

    Jay, I gave her the tip and the shaft.

    AmyD, you should know by now that I'll do anything for good blog fodder.

    Karl, no bet involved at all. Just sounded like a good idea.

    MyWeeWorld, I'm really ticklish so it was hard not to kick the woman in the head involuntarily.

    HG, yeah, we don't know why she's blocked. It's a mystery.

    SwanShadow, sashay, shantay.

    Finn, I went by Frederic.

    Trukindog, this is true. I won't keep tearing holes in them now.

    Sybil, look - you're happy and there's no jizz to be found.

    BPR, it was either purple, red, or pink.

    Squeaky, hmm, the aesthetic of my feet. Makes them sound so fancy.

    Jessica, I did have to wear the paper shoes out to the car and looked ridiculous!

    Kay, after my Brazilian.

    Scout's Honor, I was planning on doing it anyway - I figured I'd sacrifice my dignity for my blog yet again.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 3:22 pm

     

  57.  

    I've done the whole pedicure thing, but painting the nails? Not so much. You're a daring mofo, my friend.

    Comments by kapgar

    comment by kapgar Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 3:27 pm

     

  58.  

    Give her time. She will wear you down.

    Comments by themuttprincess

    comment by themuttprincess Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 3:33 pm

     

  59.  

    Quentin Tarantino (and every other foot fetishist) is either horrified or turgid because of this post.

    Let's go with the latter.

    Comments by B.E. Earl

    comment by B.E. Earl Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 4:20 pm

     

  60.  

    I do miss the jizz, though.
    But weakly related; I'll bet you can't stop touching and stroking yer purty feet!!

    Comments by Sybil Law

    comment by Sybil Law Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 4:28 pm

     

  61.  

    That's it. I haven't had a pedicure in months, but my 2 year-old has one, and now Av? Who do I have to show *my* boobies to to get a pedicure, hmm??

    Av, you look..precious ;) Also, the aforementioned 2 year-old loves your dance number and joins in every time I play it for her =)

    Comments by DebbieS

    comment by DebbieS Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 6:47 pm

     

  62.  

    Adam, I wouldn't let my husband's feet on my side of the bed they were so hideous. I surprised him with a spa pedicure for his birthday in Feb. When we arrived at the salon he thought I was getting one. When the woman called his name he almost fainted. Well, he loved it and wants to return for a his and her pedicure. Your toes look cute.

    Comments by Summer

    comment by Summer Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 7:05 pm

     

  63.  

    Thank god that Britt has accomplished this miracle! Cuz dude, your feet were UGLY. thumbsup

    Comments by Tracy Lynn

    comment by Tracy Lynn Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 7:16 pm

     

  64.  

    It really is a many shade of purple. At least on my computer. Maybe I should check the settings.

    Comments by Buddysnuddys

    comment by Buddysnuddys Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 9:20 pm

     

  65.  

    Kapgar, it's all for the sake of the blog.

    TMP, or she'll deserve it one of these days.

    BE Earl, I vote for turgid, too.

    Sybil, nah. I just ejaculate all over them.

    DebbieS, maybe I should star in my own kids' tv show.

    Summer, are his toes purple?

    Tracy, now you want to suck my toes, don't you?

    Buddys, yeah, it's not that manly at all.

    Maria, you're turned on, aren't you?

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 10:06 pm

     

  66.  

    Ewwww, nooooooo!! ROFL! Do you know there are people out there who do this on a regular basis and they are the reason I had to take down my pedicure photos from my Flickr. I won't say anymore than that.

    Comments by BlondeBlogger

    comment by BlondeBlogger Tuesday, April 22, 2008 @ 11:43 pm

     

  67.  

    I thought it was remnants of the coffee creamer affecting my vision, but no, you really do look like you have feet of a human now! I bet that woman went home and got drunk after that ordeal though.

    And EVERYBODY looks ridiculous in those paper sandals.

    Comments by Girl, Dislocated

    comment by Girl, Dislocated Wednesday, April 23, 2008 @ 12:19 am

     

  68.  

    BB, if they want to masturbate to my pedicured feet, they can have at it!

    Beth, you should do your toes like this and we can be twins.

    Girl, Dislocated, yes, but a large gorilla man looks even more ridiculous.

    Tracy, hahahhahahah!

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Wednesday, April 23, 2008 @ 8:07 am

     

  69.  

    Holy the crap, I was just having my first professional pedicure around the same time you were. It's like toe-lepathy.

    (I was probably hanging on just as tightly as you were. No one other than my husband and my rheumatologist has ever touched my feet before.)

    Comments by golfwidow

    comment by golfwidow Wednesday, April 23, 2008 @ 9:01 am

     

  70.  

    man they must have waxed your feet and toes!

    Comments by DaDuck

    comment by DaDuck Wednesday, April 23, 2008 @ 10:51 am

     

  71.  

    I feel like I'm reading Jester's blog right now.

    Comments by othurme

    comment by othurme Wednesday, April 23, 2008 @ 12:40 pm

     

  72.  

    Golfwidow, toe-lepathy - genius!

    DaDuck, they scrubbed off a bunch of nasty looking skin, that's for sure.

    Othurme, my gayness quotient is hovering around 60% right now, I know.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Wednesday, April 23, 2008 @ 1:27 pm

     

  73.  

    Dammit, all these people muscling in on my USP! It ain't right, I tells ya!

    Comments by Becky

    comment by Becky Wednesday, April 23, 2008 @ 2:16 pm

     

  74.  

    It says I have to log into Wordpress. I just have been too lazy.

    Comments by Lynda

    comment by Lynda Wednesday, April 23, 2008 @ 3:45 pm

     

  75.  

    Becky, what's "USP"? And I'd make a lovely drag queen, wouldn't I?

    Lynda, that's weird - it shouldn't make you do that.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Wednesday, April 23, 2008 @ 4:42 pm

     

  76.  

    USP = Unique Selling Point :-)

    Comments by Becky

    comment by Becky Wednesday, April 23, 2008 @ 5:18 pm

     

  77.  

    Looks like mother/daughter feet. Do you often dress alike too?

    Comments by Been there,,.done that

    comment by Been there,,.done that Thursday, April 24, 2008 @ 11:11 pm

     

  78.  

    Been there, only if I run out of laundry.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Friday, April 25, 2008 @ 11:16 am

     

  79.  

    Nothing wrong with getting a ped