It's 9:30 and I can't even keep my eyes open. How can I even write a post? I think, instead, I'll go to bed and sleep for 10 hours straight.
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Comments by Sybil Law
oh my fuck, i so know that feeling!
nite.
Comments by hello haha narf
Really?
Comments by Amanda
I did that on Saturday, and I'd like to do it again... spring always wears me out!
Comments by Tori
That sounds soooo yummy. The only problem is, I can rarely sleep.
Comments by Winter
Apparently you now have TACT since obviously at 9:30 your sleepy ass is a pussy!!
Comments by Willie G
Noooooooooooooooooooo
WTF? Avi? Aviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!
grmbl!
OK sleep... if that's what you reallllyyy want...
Comments by DutchBitch
This is probably the best post you have ever done. You moved me man, you moved me.
Comments by Dan
Dude, this post RAWKED!
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
Oh boy do I wish I was sleeping.. or could sleep for 10 hours straight..
Comments by bubblewench
This is why you are the greatest blogger who ever lived.
Comments by RW
You have inspired me to snooze.
Good job.
Comments by NYCWD
You asshole. Now I'm tired.
Comments by Nobody™
I'm intrigued, what do you mean by "sleep." I assume you mean masturbate.
Comments by Robin
Long day, huh? Hope you got plenty of rest and you're ready to kick Tuesday's ass. Better not conk out at 9:30pm at TequilaCon.
Comments by Karl
You're allowed to slack off once in awhile. Not too often though or your going to piss off the natives!
Comments by Mindy
Shit. I just woke up, what'd I miss?
Comments by Zom
Up and Adam! <– I thought that's what the expression was until I was approximately 14.
Hey, you got nothin', I got nothin'.
Comments by Poppy
I take it you made up for lost time with the wife...
Comments by Finn
i hope you were able to do just that, m'love. i was tired last night too, and harangued, and i put my arse to bed early. because it's hard in Chicago when you have to drive in the rain, mainly because people suddenly develop severe mental retardation of the head parts which applies directly to their operation of the parade of monstrous and preposterous Hummers and minivans in front of me, which makes me hugely late for doctors appts, and also taking my kid to track, and then I run out of gas on the side of the road in the same freezing rain, which blows, and wow, how's that 60 bucks to fill up that tank, and then I run to the store to make a really healthy dinner for the fam consisting of all sorts of rad roasted vegetables which cost an arm and a fucksakes leg, all of which burn, mainly because i have to run out again and pick up the kid from the practice she was late for in the first place, and then all the way home she sings Chris Brown songs (let me see if you can RUN IT RUN IT yes indeed i can RUN IT RUN IT) at the top of her lungs with her iPod on while people on the radio scream about the coming economic catastrophe and the Reverend Jeremiah Wright.
was that too long
Comments by Crys
Sybil, luckily, I did NOT dream of 2 girls 1 cup.
Hello, it was nice being able to go to bed that early.
Amanda, really what?
Tori, I just need to recharge occasionally.
Winter, I don't have that problem when I'm this tired.
Willie G, you make an excellent point.
DB, yup!
Dan, this will be my proudest moment ever.
Mr. Fabulous, I know. I'm amazing. Clearly.
Bubblewench, it was nice, I'll tell you that!
RW, I knew you'd have something snarky to say.
NYCWD, enjoy your snoozing!
Nobody, this early in the morning?
Robin, not this time - it totally was all about sleep.
Karl, oh, I plan on taking a nap on Saturday afternoon.
Mindy, I know!
Zom, you missed soooo much!
Poppy, reminds me of the Simpsons episode with Radioactive Man.
Finn, only if by made up lost time you mean I went to bed at 9:30, fell asleep and slept until 7:00 this morning.
Crys, well, I was wide awake, but now your comment made me tired again.
Comments by Avitable
Ten hours straight? Bossy would love to sleep for ten years straight. Decades even.
Comments by BOSSY
You never fail to move me to, well...not tears...some kind of emotion.
Hope you got good rest.
Comments by Lynda
Wait, I'm too tired to commentzzzzzzzzz......
*snort!*
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
I don't think there could be any better opportunity for mischief than if you go to bed early at TC
Comments by Turnbaby
I can't believe it's only Tuesday. This lethargy must be contagious.
Comments by Grant
Bed? early? at? TC? what? Who would do that?!
Comments by Poppy
Hope you got the sleep you needed!!!!
Comments by themuttprincess
I miss the days of 10 hours of continuous sleep. Now the cat wakes me up after about 4 hours by sitting on or near my face and meowing until I pet/feed him. Thanks.
Comments by B.E. Earl
Who are you and what did you do with Avitable?
Comments by golfwidow
mmm, sleeping for 10 hours straight sounds nice.
I envy you
Comments by Christie
Dude, that is TOTALLY WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE. Ponder that and decide if I am really the person you want being able to say that.
Comments by Tracy Lynn
I am going to steal this idea. I typically write my posts right before bed and sometimes I just don't feel like it because my husband is yelling at me something about "let's play hide the pickle" and I feel like I need to check it out.
Comments by Shelli
Amazing-even without posting you get plenty of comments.
Comments by metalmom
Bossy, if you figure out how to do that, let me know.
Lynda, did I move you to abject boredeom this time?
Heather, ha! You're a snorter when you sleep!
Turnbaby, which is precisely why I shall not be sleeping!
Grant, I wish I had about a week more Tuesdays. I'm just dreading Friday.
Poppy, an old man.
TMP, I thought I did. But then today sucked.
BE Earl, put the cat in the refrigerator.
Golfwidow, Avitable's allowed to sleep and not be prolific occasionally.
Christie, you'd think it was better than it actually was.
Tracy, damn, I'm fucked.
Shelli, did you find the pickle?
Metalmom, what are you talking about? I posted!
Comments by Avitable
I did, actually. It was in the strangest place.
Comments by Shelli
Avitable, how do I get my picture on here?
I'm talking about the little avatar pic by my comment...not naked pics or anything :)
Comments by mcat
Liar.
You were bangin' your wife, making up for lost time.
Of course, that took all of 2 minutes 37 seconds, so I guess you did get some good sleep.
Lazy fuck.
Comments by Stephanie
How do you get 38 (39) comments on a post like this?
Comments by Em
I'm tired of waiting for this post to load. There's only like one paragraph or something.
Comments by whall
Shelli, I bet!
Mcat, go to http://www.gravatar.com and create an account that has the same email address as the one you use to comment. Your avatar will show up on all sites that use Gravatar.
Stephanie, 2 minutes 37 seconds? Only if I did it 15 times!
Em, a post like what? It's clearly symbolism about how tired we as a nation are of our current leadership, and people are responding to the political overtones. You must just be missing the point. :D
Wayne, does it actually take a while to load?
Comments by Avitable
I can see how that would happen. Not having enough sleep will make a day suck (more).
Comments by themuttprincess
TMP, yup! Although too much sleep somehow sucks, too.
Comments by Avitable