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    Amanda, it’s retracted for safety!

    Amy, oh, I know you do.

    Trukindog, probably eat them.

    Karl, or Avijira.

    Zom, ooh – I like that one.

    BPR, didn’t you know? I can retract it into my stomach for safety.

    Hilly, well, it’s not people I hate – they’d probably give me diarrhea.

    BE Earl, I didn’t even think about that until you said that.

    Whall, they’re just clothed, because they’re classy like that.

    CharlieDaniels, doesn’t everyone?

    Jake, but a picture is worth a thousand words . . .

    DebbieS, exactly!

    Dave, everything could use more monkeys, it’s true.

    Beth, well, to be fair, you are pervy. ๐Ÿ˜€

  2. Turnbaby

    LOL The first thing I noticed is that you had finally masturbated your penis into oblivion in your dreams.

    The second thing I did was look for Britt.

    And I wanted to let you know something is squirrelly with your feed. It’s not showing up in the Reader

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    Jester, did you wake up and the sheets were sticky, too?

    NYCWD, I should be getting it today, actually – the retailer’s incentive edition!

    Fab, nah, but a handjob would be nice.

    Bubblewench, maybe I’m just wearing a flesh colored shirt!

    M.A.D., oh, I’d make a therapist go even crazier.

    Britt, how do you know you’re not, hmmm?????

    Karen, he wouldn’t go to Canada – too frightening.

    Mindy, nope. I just want to eat people and crush them under my feet.

    Turnbaby, it showed up in my reader this morning. Hm.

  4. Grant

    I’m assuming you already beat the tripod into submission and that’s why it’s not in the picture. I’m also going to assume the trio in the foreground are Asian hotties so I can use this picture tonight.

  5. Winter

    I had the same thought about the missing penis. Then I wondered what was the significance of dreaming about yourself without it? Then I saw the car beneath your foot and the bullets from the helicopter and I laughed. Great dream. I should have one of those, but with Dave’s Bad Monkey and the urinal cakes and a giant loaf of Britt’s low carb bread swallowing all the people up. Now, that sounds like fun!

  6. Stephanie

    I’m quite concerned that Little Avi is nowhere to be found…and that you are actually looking angry while holding what i purport to be naked females in your hands….wtf?

    Oh my God, are you about to shed your human form???Please don’t use my body as your host….aaaaaaarrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Britt, you might have a point there.

    Poppy, I can make it!

    Crystal, it’s retracted for safety! And those are people laying dead on the ground.

    Grant, would any Godzilla fantasy be complete without Asians running away?

    Finn, marshmallows aren’t pink!

    Winter, that would be quite a dream.

    Golfwidow, good point.

    Metalmom, every day of my life.

    Stephanie, shhh, why’d you have to ruin the surprise?

    Melanie, they’re dead on the street.

    Atomic, thanks!

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    Jessica, well, maybe they are. It’s open to interpretation. You know, since it’s art.

    Poppy, that would be nice. Not going to happen, but it would be nice.

    Finn, you make an excellent point.

    Tracy, hahahahahah! You’re right!

    Maria, help destroy the city? Join in!

  9. Trishk

    I thought the same as everyone else…where’s the Penis?? Then I realized that you were pooping people. Then I looked for the penis again…

    This is one of those puzzle picture, right?? Where we have to find where you hid it??

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    TrishK, it’s like Where’s Waldo.

    Jasmine, probably.

    Dragon, no, it retracts itself for safety – didn’t want anyone shooting it!

    Kay, it’s just one of those weeks.

    Heather, and it was inadvertent Whedonesque geekiness, too.

    Penelope, oh, it would just get worse if I drank.

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    Jeff, is that a reference to my crudely drawn crushed car under my foot?

    Karen, I haven’t heard that song in a long time!

    Maman, I’ll have clean sheets too, but for an entirely different reason.

    Candy, nah – they’re just trampled people on the ground. I wouldn’t eat stick people – too many bones.

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