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  1.  

    Oh My God, where's your penis? Is that why you're so angry?

    Comments by Amanda

    comment by Amanda Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 12:04 am

     

  2.  

    OMG do I feel your pain.

    Comments by Amy

    comment by Amy Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 12:05 am

     

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    Amanda beat me to it, but I bet that's gonna be everyones first question.

    Are you gonna eat those little people in your hands or throw them at the choppers?

    Comments by Trukindog

    comment by Trukindog Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 12:08 am

     

  4.  

    Uh oh. It's Avizilla!

    Comments by Karl

    comment by Karl Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 12:09 am

     

  5.  

    .... or "Godvitable"

    Comments by Zom

    comment by Zom Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 12:13 am

     

  6.  

    holy shit. no wonder you are so mad. you are stepping on your penis.

    why does it have wheels anyway? is that an extra dudes can opt for when they order their dicks?

    Comments by bluepaintred

    comment by bluepaintred Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 12:26 am

     

  7.  

    What I really want to know is who you are about to eat!

    Comments by Hilly

    comment by Hilly Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 12:35 am

     

  8.  

    You are the Mutant Enemy.

    Comments by B.E. Earl

    comment by B.E. Earl Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 12:38 am

     

  9.  

    It's so tragic. All those innocent women. Boobless.

    Comments by whall

    comment by whall Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 1:23 am

     

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    incredible, I don't know how you do it. Your last post said "I'm tired" and recieved 40 comments. This one has no words at all and is also blowing up the comments. Your my hero!

    Comments by jake titus

    comment by jake titus Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 2:14 am

     

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    ROFL Amanda and Truckindog, that's exactly what I was thinking!

    It's probably just retracted after scraping on the rough asphalt ;) No wonder he looks so pissed!

    Comments by DebbieS

    comment by DebbieS Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 2:23 am

     

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    I shudder to contemplate the meaning of this. The fact that you dream you don't have a penis is most disturbing

    That being said, your dream lacks monkeys.

    Comments by Dave2

    comment by Dave2 Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 2:27 am

     

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    I feel so pervy because the first thought I had was "where's the penis?"

    Comments by beth

    comment by beth Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 2:47 am

     

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    Amanda, it's retracted for safety!

    Amy, oh, I know you do.

    Trukindog, probably eat them.

    Karl, or Avijira.

    Zom, ooh - I like that one.

    BPR, didn't you know? I can retract it into my stomach for safety.

    Hilly, well, it's not people I hate - they'd probably give me diarrhea.

    BE Earl, I didn't even think about that until you said that.

    Whall, they're just clothed, because they're classy like that.

    CharlieDaniels, doesn't everyone?

    Jake, but a picture is worth a thousand words . . .

    DebbieS, exactly!

    Dave, everything could use more monkeys, it's true.

    Beth, well, to be fair, you are pervy. :D

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 5:45 am

     

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    I had the exact same dream last night.

    But your penis was way bigger and there were fewer chicks writhing on the ground.

    Comments by jester

    comment by jester Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 5:51 am

     

  16.  

    So does this mean you got the Cloverfield DVD???

    The "alternative" endings sucked.

    Comments by NYCWD

    comment by NYCWD Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 6:05 am

     

  17.  

    All I can say is wow... and where is your belly button?

    Comments by bubblewench

    comment by bubblewench Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 6:19 am

     

  18.  

    And everyone keeps saying *I* need therapy....

    Comments by Miss Anne Derstood

    comment by Miss Anne Derstood Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 6:51 am

     

  19.  

    Thank God I am not in this one.

    Comments by Miss Britt

    comment by Miss Britt Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 7:16 am

     

  20.  

    Am I the one in your right hand? Please don't eat me!

    Comments by Karen Sugarpants

    comment by Karen Sugarpants Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 7:37 am

     

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    Awww.. is there something that is really disturbing you that you need to share with the blogosphere or are you planning your world domination?

    LOL at Jester!

    Comments by Mindy

    comment by Mindy Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 7:59 am

     

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    LOL The first thing I noticed is that you had finally masturbated your penis into oblivion in your dreams.

    The second thing I did was look for Britt.

    And I wanted to let you know something is squirrelly with your feed. It's not showing up in the Reader

    Comments by Turnbaby

    comment by Turnbaby Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 8:01 am

     

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    Jester, did you wake up and the sheets were sticky, too?

    NYCWD, I should be getting it today, actually - the retailer's incentive edition!

    Fab, nah, but a handjob would be nice.

    Bubblewench, maybe I'm just wearing a flesh colored shirt!

    M.A.D., oh, I'd make a therapist go even crazier.

    Britt, how do you know you're not, hmmm?????

    Karen, he wouldn't go to Canada - too frightening.

    Mindy, nope. I just want to eat people and crush them under my feet.

    Turnbaby, it showed up in my reader this morning. Hm.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 8:18 am

     

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    Um... cuz I can see.

    And I don't see any "Woo Hoo! Fuck Yeah!"

    You know, maybe if you had included that you wouldn't be so grumpy.

    Comments by Miss Britt

    comment by Miss Britt Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 8:31 am

     

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    That made me laugh and laugh and laugh.

    Adam, it's almost Saturday. Deep breaths.

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 8:58 am

     

  26.  

    you forgot your peepee. it's always the first thing i look for, ffs

    Comments by Crys

    comment by Crys Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 9:10 am

     

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    and are those upside stick people falling out of your butt

    Comments by Crys

    comment by Crys Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 9:12 am

     

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    I'm assuming you already beat the tripod into submission and that's why it's not in the picture. I'm also going to assume the trio in the foreground are Asian hotties so I can use this picture tonight.

    Comments by Grant

    comment by Grant Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 9:13 am

     

  29.  

    It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man!

    Comments by Finn

    comment by Finn Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 9:35 am

     

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    I had the same thought about the missing penis. Then I wondered what was the significance of dreaming about yourself without it? Then I saw the car beneath your foot and the bullets from the helicopter and I laughed. Great dream. I should have one of those, but with Dave's Bad Monkey and the urinal cakes and a giant loaf of Britt's low carb bread swallowing all the people up. Now, that sounds like fun!

    Comments by Winter

    comment by Winter Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 9:48 am

     

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    If it's any consolation, you've only got one girlchick up in here saying "Don't eat me."

    Comments by golfwidow

    comment by golfwidow Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 10:10 am

     

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    If you had included your dick, I would have called you King Dong.How often does that happen to you?

    Comments by metalmom

    comment by metalmom Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 10:14 am

     

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    I'm quite concerned that Little Avi is nowhere to be found...and that you are actually looking angry while holding what i purport to be naked females in your hands....wtf?

    Oh my God, are you about to shed your human form???Please don't use my body as your host....aaaaaaarrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comments by Stephanie

    comment by Stephanie Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 10:23 am

     

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    ok, no penis and you are crapping humans?? WHAT DID YOU EAT BEFORE BED?

    Comments by Melanie Marie

    comment by Melanie Marie Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 10:54 am

     

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    Britt, you might have a point there.

    Poppy, I can make it!

    Crystal, it's retracted for safety! And those are people laying dead on the ground.

    Grant, would any Godzilla fantasy be complete without Asians running away?

    Finn, marshmallows aren't pink!

    Winter, that would be quite a dream.

    Golfwidow, good point.

    Metalmom, every day of my life.

    Stephanie, shhh, why'd you have to ruin the surprise?

    Melanie, they're dead on the street.

    Atomic, thanks!

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 11:21 am

     

  36.  

    Rofl. Those stick people look like they are coming out of your bum!

    Comments by Jessica

    comment by Jessica Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 11:34 am

     

  37.  

    You can make it. And perhaps you should get "stuck in Philly" and take some more time to take in the sights and a cheesesteak or two.

    Comments by Poppy

    comment by Poppy Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 11:37 am

     

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    They are in my Lucky Charms...

    Comments by Finn

    comment by Finn Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 12:13 pm

     

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    Dude, don't even pretend that you would eat those people. I see no fork or bun anywhere, and we all know you won't eat anything with bones in with your hands. crazywife

    Comments by Tracy Lynn

    comment by Tracy Lynn Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 12:16 pm

     

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    Jessica, well, maybe they are. It's open to interpretation. You know, since it's art.

    Poppy, that would be nice. Not going to happen, but it would be nice.

    Finn, you make an excellent point.

    Tracy, hahahahahah! You're right!

    Maria, help destroy the city? Join in!

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 12:52 pm

     

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    I thought the same as everyone else...where's the Penis?? Then I realized that you were pooping people. Then I looked for the penis again...

    This is one of those puzzle picture, right?? Where we have to find where you hid it??

    Comments by Trishk

    comment by Trishk Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 12:56 pm

     

  42.  

    Was the worst part of that dream that you didn't have a foot long penis? Or a penis at all? Or that you had little people falling out of your bum?

    Comments by jasmine

    comment by jasmine Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 1:23 pm

     

  43.  

    Someone stole your giant schlong so you went a murderous rampage?

    Comments by Dragon

    comment by Dragon Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 2:32 pm

     

  44.  

    Somebody watched Cloverfield last night. Or nature has finally put the wrath of cramps on men.
    Whichever.

    Comments by Kay

    comment by Kay Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 2:40 pm

     

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    OK, I just wet my pants not because of your penis-less picture but because of the blog post title. Mutant Enemy Productions, baby!

    You're such a Joss Whedon geek...

    Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter

    comment by Coal Miner's Granddaughter Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 2:42 pm

     

  46.  

    You really should drink wine...truely...it would help. martini << I need a wine thingy not a martini thingy!

    Comments by Penelope

    comment by Penelope Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 3:03 pm

     

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    TrishK, it's like Where's Waldo.

    Jasmine, probably.

    Dragon, no, it retracts itself for safety - didn't want anyone shooting it!

    Kay, it's just one of those weeks.

    Heather, and it was inadvertent Whedonesque geekiness, too.

    Penelope, oh, it would just get worse if I drank.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 3:08 pm

     

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    And I thought my kid was good on a skateboard!

    Comments by Jeff

    comment by Jeff Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 3:17 pm

     

  49.  

    It floors me that loads of people are looking for your penis. Reminds me of this song:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

    Comments by Karen Sugarpants

    comment by Karen Sugarpants Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 4:34 pm

     

  50.  

    and I thought I had a bad night.. I just muttered to myself in my sleep and poured a cocktail onto myself in bed.

    On the upside... I will have clean sheets tonight!

    Comments by Maman

    comment by Maman Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 4:37 pm

     

  51.  

    I more concerned that you shit stick people. That must be very painful, which would account for a lot.

    Comments by Candy

    comment by Candy Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 4:45 pm

     

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    Jeff, is that a reference to my crudely drawn crushed car under my foot?

    Karen, I haven't heard that song in a long time!

    Maman, I'll have clean sheets too, but for an entirely different reason.

    Candy, nah - they're just trampled people on the ground. I wouldn't eat stick people - too many bones.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 5:35 pm

     

  53.  

    Yeah, but I think it's a well drawn skateboard, so maybe you should go with that.

    Comments by Jeff

    comment by Jeff Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 7:26 pm

     

  54.  

    So the whole eating women thing...please explain. tongue1

    Comments by Tug

    comment by Tug Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 8:36 pm

     

  55.  

    That is exactly how I feel today. Without the beard of course.

    Comments by Black Belt Mama

    comment by Black Belt Mama Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 9:59 pm

     

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    Jeff, and I shall.

    Tug, horny grandma!

    Black Belt, you can have beards in other places, too, ya know.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Thursday, May 1, 2008 @ 2:16 pm

     

  57.  

    I see what you mean about your penis shrinking. I know you said it was retracted but, dude, it doesn't look so cold in the photo there.

    I hope your wife doesn't divorce you.

    Comments by On a Limb with Claudia

    comment by On a Limb with Claudia Thursday, May 1, 2008 @ 7:36 pm

     

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    Claudia, it was retracting for safety. A defensive maneuver.

    Comments by Avitable

    comment by Avitable Friday, May 2, 2008 @ 7:38 am

     

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    If our dreams could hook up, so to speak, we'd be in trouble! Or save the world. Not sure which.
    But YAY - drawrings!

    Comments by Sybil Law

    comment by Sybil Law Friday, May 2, 2008 @ 11:28 am

     

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