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Wednesday, April 30, 2008 @ 12:00 am
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Oh My God, where's your penis? Is that why you're so angry?
Comments by Amanda
OMG do I feel your pain.
Comments by Amy
Amanda beat me to it, but I bet that's gonna be everyones first question.
Are you gonna eat those little people in your hands or throw them at the choppers?
Comments by Trukindog
Uh oh. It's Avizilla!
Comments by Karl
.... or "Godvitable"
Comments by Zom
holy shit. no wonder you are so mad. you are stepping on your penis.
why does it have wheels anyway? is that an extra dudes can opt for when they order their dicks?
Comments by bluepaintred
What I really want to know is who you are about to eat!
Comments by Hilly
You are the Mutant Enemy.
Comments by B.E. Earl
It's so tragic. All those innocent women. Boobless.
Comments by whall
You dream in colour !
Comments by CharlieDaniels (TBU)
incredible, I don't know how you do it. Your last post said "I'm tired" and recieved 40 comments. This one has no words at all and is also blowing up the comments. Your my hero!
Comments by jake titus
ROFL Amanda and Truckindog, that's exactly what I was thinking!
It's probably just retracted after scraping on the rough asphalt ;) No wonder he looks so pissed!
Comments by DebbieS
I shudder to contemplate the meaning of this. The fact that you dream you don't have a penis is most disturbing
That being said, your dream lacks monkeys.
Comments by Dave2
I feel so pervy because the first thought I had was "where's the penis?"
Comments by beth
Amanda, it's retracted for safety!
Amy, oh, I know you do.
Trukindog, probably eat them.
Karl, or Avijira.
Zom, ooh - I like that one.
BPR, didn't you know? I can retract it into my stomach for safety.
Hilly, well, it's not people I hate - they'd probably give me diarrhea.
BE Earl, I didn't even think about that until you said that.
Whall, they're just clothed, because they're classy like that.
CharlieDaniels, doesn't everyone?
Jake, but a picture is worth a thousand words . . .
DebbieS, exactly!
Dave, everything could use more monkeys, it's true.
Beth, well, to be fair, you are pervy. :D
Comments by Avitable
I had the exact same dream last night.
But your penis was way bigger and there were fewer chicks writhing on the ground.
Comments by jester
So does this mean you got the Cloverfield DVD???
The "alternative" endings sucked.
Comments by NYCWD
Need a hug?
Comments by Mr. Fabulous
All I can say is wow... and where is your belly button?
Comments by bubblewench
And everyone keeps saying *I* need therapy....
Comments by Miss Anne Derstood
Thank God I am not in this one.
Comments by Miss Britt
Am I the one in your right hand? Please don't eat me!
Comments by Karen Sugarpants
Awww.. is there something that is really disturbing you that you need to share with the blogosphere or are you planning your world domination?
LOL at Jester!
Comments by Mindy
LOL The first thing I noticed is that you had finally masturbated your penis into oblivion in your dreams.
The second thing I did was look for Britt.
And I wanted to let you know something is squirrelly with your feed. It's not showing up in the Reader
Comments by Turnbaby
Jester, did you wake up and the sheets were sticky, too?
NYCWD, I should be getting it today, actually - the retailer's incentive edition!
Fab, nah, but a handjob would be nice.
Bubblewench, maybe I'm just wearing a flesh colored shirt!
M.A.D., oh, I'd make a therapist go even crazier.
Britt, how do you know you're not, hmmm?????
Karen, he wouldn't go to Canada - too frightening.
Mindy, nope. I just want to eat people and crush them under my feet.
Turnbaby, it showed up in my reader this morning. Hm.
Comments by Avitable
Um... cuz I can see.
And I don't see any "Woo Hoo! Fuck Yeah!"
You know, maybe if you had included that you wouldn't be so grumpy.
Comments by Miss Britt
That made me laugh and laugh and laugh.
Adam, it's almost Saturday. Deep breaths.
Comments by Poppy
you forgot your peepee. it's always the first thing i look for, ffs
Comments by Crys
and are those upside stick people falling out of your butt
Comments by Crys
I'm assuming you already beat the tripod into submission and that's why it's not in the picture. I'm also going to assume the trio in the foreground are Asian hotties so I can use this picture tonight.
Comments by Grant
It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man!
Comments by Finn
I had the same thought about the missing penis. Then I wondered what was the significance of dreaming about yourself without it? Then I saw the car beneath your foot and the bullets from the helicopter and I laughed. Great dream. I should have one of those, but with Dave's Bad Monkey and the urinal cakes and a giant loaf of Britt's low carb bread swallowing all the people up. Now, that sounds like fun!
Comments by Winter
If it's any consolation, you've only got one girlchick up in here saying "Don't eat me."
Comments by golfwidow
If you had included your dick, I would have called you King Dong.How often does that happen to you?
Comments by metalmom
I'm quite concerned that Little Avi is nowhere to be found...and that you are actually looking angry while holding what i purport to be naked females in your hands....wtf?
Oh my God, are you about to shed your human form???Please don't use my body as your host....aaaaaaarrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments by Stephanie
ok, no penis and you are crapping humans?? WHAT DID YOU EAT BEFORE BED?
Comments by Melanie Marie
This is awesome.
Comments by Atomic Bombshell
Britt, you might have a point there.
Poppy, I can make it!
Crystal, it's retracted for safety! And those are people laying dead on the ground.
Grant, would any Godzilla fantasy be complete without Asians running away?
Finn, marshmallows aren't pink!
Winter, that would be quite a dream.
Golfwidow, good point.
Metalmom, every day of my life.
Stephanie, shhh, why'd you have to ruin the surprise?
Melanie, they're dead on the street.
Atomic, thanks!
Comments by Avitable
Rofl. Those stick people look like they are coming out of your bum!
Comments by Jessica
You can make it. And perhaps you should get "stuck in Philly" and take some more time to take in the sights and a cheesesteak or two.
Comments by Poppy
They are in my Lucky Charms...
Comments by Finn
Dude, don't even pretend that you would eat those people. I see no fork or bun anywhere, and we all know you won't eat anything with bones in with your hands.
Comments by Tracy Lynn
I wanna help.
Comments by Maria
Jessica, well, maybe they are. It's open to interpretation. You know, since it's art.
Poppy, that would be nice. Not going to happen, but it would be nice.
Finn, you make an excellent point.
Tracy, hahahahahah! You're right!
Maria, help destroy the city? Join in!
Comments by Avitable
I thought the same as everyone else...where's the Penis?? Then I realized that you were pooping people. Then I looked for the penis again...
This is one of those puzzle picture, right?? Where we have to find where you hid it??
Comments by Trishk
Was the worst part of that dream that you didn't have a foot long penis? Or a penis at all? Or that you had little people falling out of your bum?
Comments by jasmine
Someone stole your giant schlong so you went a murderous rampage?
Comments by Dragon
Somebody watched Cloverfield last night. Or nature has finally put the wrath of cramps on men.
Whichever.
Comments by Kay
OK, I just wet my pants not because of your penis-less picture but because of the blog post title. Mutant Enemy Productions, baby!
You're such a Joss Whedon geek...
Comments by Coal Miner's Granddaughter
You really should drink wine...truely...it would help.
<< I need a wine thingy not a martini thingy!
Comments by Penelope
TrishK, it's like Where's Waldo.
Jasmine, probably.
Dragon, no, it retracts itself for safety - didn't want anyone shooting it!
Kay, it's just one of those weeks.
Heather, and it was inadvertent Whedonesque geekiness, too.
Penelope, oh, it would just get worse if I drank.
Comments by Avitable
And I thought my kid was good on a skateboard!
Comments by Jeff
It floors me that loads of people are looking for your penis. Reminds me of this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
Comments by Karen Sugarpants
and I thought I had a bad night.. I just muttered to myself in my sleep and poured a cocktail onto myself in bed.
On the upside... I will have clean sheets tonight!
Comments by Maman
I more concerned that you shit stick people. That must be very painful, which would account for a lot.
Comments by Candy
Jeff, is that a reference to my crudely drawn crushed car under my foot?
Karen, I haven't heard that song in a long time!
Maman, I'll have clean sheets too, but for an entirely different reason.
Candy, nah - they're just trampled people on the ground. I wouldn't eat stick people - too many bones.
Comments by Avitable
Yeah, but I think it's a well drawn skateboard, so maybe you should go with that.
Comments by Jeff
So the whole eating women thing...please explain.
Comments by Tug
That is exactly how I feel today. Without the beard of course.
Comments by Black Belt Mama
Jeff, and I shall.
Tug, horny grandma!
Black Belt, you can have beards in other places, too, ya know.
Comments by Avitable
I see what you mean about your penis shrinking. I know you said it was retracted but, dude, it doesn't look so cold in the photo there.
I hope your wife doesn't divorce you.
Comments by On a Limb with Claudia
Claudia, it was retracting for safety. A defensive maneuver.
Comments by Avitable
If our dreams could hook up, so to speak, we'd be in trouble! Or save the world. Not sure which.
But YAY - drawrings!
Comments by Sybil Law